Hugh Jackman to host the Oscars (And an update on Gwyneth Paltrow’s breasts)

December 12th, 2008 // 38 Comments

In regards to that headline:

- Hugh Jackman is hosting the Oscars. In related news, Sony to unveil its new line of straddle-friendly flatscreens. [AP]

- Miley Cyrus gets her mom’s old Porsche. Somehow this is the most prevalent news item of the day, and I really wish I was joking. [OK! Magazine]

- John Stamos failed to launch a Full House remake starring Candace Cameron and Jodie Sweetin which proves there is such a thing as “too much star power.” [E! Online]

- Gwyneth Paltrow has the breasts of “a 15-year-old girl” thanks to recent augmentation. What a creepy thing to say. – - Pics? [Page Six]

Photos: WENN

  1. It’s about time an openly gay man hosted the Oscars. Bravo Hugh!

  2. BB

    Omigod, he’s orange. And botoxed. He looks awful (by his standards only, obviously).

  3. E. Norma Stitz

    Jackman looks like he’s part beast or something resembling an animal. Like someone else said, an ostrich. Not to insult ostriches…just saying.

    As seen so often times, Miley is flaunting her lewd and lascivious behavior. When I was that age there were many 14 and 15 year old whores who were constantly in heat.

    Gwyneth is cool but obsessing over Madonna and Ahole-rod makes her look desperate, like a hanger-on. She should ditch that old worn out baggage.

    John who???

  4. mimi

    Hugh Jackman = Turtlehead

    PS Pray for Amy!

  5. Wolverine

    I assume Hugh will wear the Wolverine costume the entire night… right?
    See picture:

  6. This is a clear “SIGNAL” not to watch it, folks!!

  7. Who does her publicist think she’s kidding.?’A fan’ said 15 yr old? Nobody said that because that movie was shot long before Gwyn started working out and we all know that Gwyn has a saggy rack. All this means is that Gwyn will be getting her breasts surgically enhanced soon. No one but NO ONE would ever compare Gwyneth Paltrow’s breasts to a 15 year old! Like someone said on here ‘her career has been artificially enhanced all of these years’. The biggest phony in Hollywood.

  8. graham

    what is with hugh’s ears ? looks like a real bad bat ear job when he was young, plus he doesn’t have any earlobes ….. eewwwwwhhhhh

  9. I think that Gwenyth is creepy, period.

    And I just don’t get the Hugh Jackman infatuation. To each there own, tho.

  10. booya

    Hugh Jackman is, in actuality, an owl. Take a good, long look at that closeup and tell me otherwise. He’s actually an owl. There, I said it.

  11. noneyourbusiness

    First of all to Bickus Dickus you’re nasty. She’s 16. Get a life. Secondly, to
    Rev. Billy Graham do you make it a practice of having sex with underage girls. Are we gonna see on Date Line, “How to Catch a Predator , (Pedophiles). You both need to get some with someone your own age, even if they’d have your preverted asses.

  12. Akármit is ír ez a sok idióta,Hugh Jackman a világ legjobb pasija.Nem mellesleg nagyszer? szinész is!Én ímádom ?t!!!!!!!

  13. I have a quick video of him I posted, and when he comes home to some of his fans. Miley Cyrus Porsche old mother.

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