In regards to that headline:
- Hugh Jackman is hosting the Oscars. In related news, Sony to unveil its new line of straddle-friendly flatscreens. [AP]
- Miley Cyrus gets her mom’s old Porsche. Somehow this is the most prevalent news item of the day, and I really wish I was joking. [OK! Magazine]
- John Stamos failed to launch a Full House remake starring Candace Cameron and Jodie Sweetin which proves there is such a thing as “too much star power.” [E! Online]
- Gwyneth Paltrow has the breasts of “a 15-year-old girl” thanks to recent augmentation. What a creepy thing to say. – - Pics? [Page Six]
Photos: WENN
havoc | December 12, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
and…….
Wow.
.
Ananana | December 12, 2008 at 2:42 pm
~booooring.
a reader | December 12, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I like it better when you post several pics of the same person…
when you post different people in the same post looks like you’re trying
to save on something…cheap
Andrea | December 12, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Nice picture, Hugh…”World’s Hottest Ostrich”
Rev. Billy Graham | December 12, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Call me when she has the pussy of a 15-year-old girl.
Jumpin_J | December 12, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Hugh’s hosting the Oscars providing the actors don’t strike.
Ardgelina | December 12, 2008 at 2:47 pm
i hate post like this! BOOOO
Gwyneth looked better when she was a plain jane this new look doesn’t fit her well
Rough Daddy | December 12, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Who ever puts the kibosh on the full house remake should receive the nobel peace prize!
Sharla | December 12, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Full House remake? Wasn’t the first one bad enough? and why did they stop it? Could they not find enough lame jokes for Bob Saget?
And so Miley get’s a porsche… Is she pissed cuz it’s a hand-me-down? Can’t she afford her own?
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
Bickus Dickus | December 12, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Miley likes to stick her tongue out. She can call me when she’s 18 if she needs some ball licking practice.
Hugh Jackman has a funhouse mirror face. Like little face from Dick Tracy, or a reverse Rocky Dennis.
Paltrow is a fucking idiot, I hope she stays in London forever.
Fred | December 12, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Speaking of Hugh, I was able to meet him first hand in Hollywood a couple weeks ago. He is LITERALLY the best looking guy ever. I got a quick video of him that I posted online where he comes over and greets some of his fans. You can see how nice and GOOD LOOKING he is!
http://meetthefamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=3051
sameshitdifferentyear | December 12, 2008 at 3:18 pm
If you just saw the Full Size picture of GPalteauey, and your eyes are burning with Chronic Mediocrity-Exposure that you must cleanse IMMEDIATELY,
look up Amber Heard. Right now. Do it.
(pause – sigh-of-ocular-relief)
TS | December 12, 2008 at 3:19 pm
And congratulations to Sharla for setting a new record for most question marks used in a single post.
Mark | December 12, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Speaking of Hugh, I was able to meet him first hand in Hollywood a couple weeks ago. He is LITERALLY the best looking guy ever. I got a quick video of him that I posted online where he comes over and greets some of his fans. You can see how nice and GOOD LOOKING he is!
http://meetthefamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=3051
Jupiter Girl | December 12, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I think she l00x AMAZING! Luv the legs, dress, and shoes! STUNNING!
Mel | December 12, 2008 at 3:21 pm
[url]thesuperficial.com[/url]
my comment | December 12, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Paltrow is so very unappealing.
redsonja1313 | December 12, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Gweenie…… has/had awful boobs, this is on agumentation I think is for the best !!! her less then A cup sagged and I am not even sure how that is possible since she was practically concave
Rough Daddy | December 12, 2008 at 3:35 pm
gwynie does look good with the new mini air bags,,,but shes still a one nighter though…
azzman | December 12, 2008 at 3:40 pm
her legs are still awesome tho!
gotmilk? | December 12, 2008 at 3:53 pm
didn’t miley have a video about how to be “green” not to long ago? when i think fuel efficient, a porche cayanne comes to mind! fucking idiot 16 year old.
dew | December 12, 2008 at 4:14 pm
@Admin of The Superficial
How long will readers have to complain about not liking this combined style of posting?
Hugh would look SO much better in that photo if he shaved.
Johnny O | December 12, 2008 at 4:44 pm
anyone notice that miley cyrus and lauren conrad have a striking resemblance
Mandi | December 12, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Mmmmm, Hugh. The things I would do to him are illegal in all 50 United States on America…….. but probably not so in the Merry ol Land of Oz! Rrrrrawr!
bootlips | December 12, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Hugh Jackoff looks like an old ugly bug.
Urbanspaceman | December 12, 2008 at 8:39 pm
It’s about time an openly gay man hosted the Oscars. Bravo Hugh!
BB | December 12, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Omigod, he’s orange. And botoxed. He looks awful (by his standards only, obviously).
E. Norma Stitz | December 12, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Jackman looks like he’s part beast or something resembling an animal. Like someone else said, an ostrich. Not to insult ostriches…just saying.
As seen so often times, Miley is flaunting her lewd and lascivious behavior. When I was that age there were many 14 and 15 year old whores who were constantly in heat.
Gwyneth is cool but obsessing over Madonna and Ahole-rod makes her look desperate, like a hanger-on. She should ditch that old worn out baggage.
John who???
mimi | December 12, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Hugh Jackman = Turtlehead
PS Pray for Amy!
Wolverine | December 12, 2008 at 11:50 pm
I assume Hugh will wear the Wolverine costume the entire night… right?
See picture: http://www.getentertainmental.com/2008/12/12/wolverine-to-host-the-oscars/
gerard Vandenberg | December 13, 2008 at 12:03 am
This is a clear “SIGNAL” not to watch it, folks!!
Sickitten | December 13, 2008 at 2:27 am
Who does her publicist think she’s kidding.?’A fan’ said 15 yr old? Nobody said that because that movie was shot long before Gwyn started working out and we all know that Gwyn has a saggy rack. All this means is that Gwyn will be getting her breasts surgically enhanced soon. No one but NO ONE would ever compare Gwyneth Paltrow’s breasts to a 15 year old! Like someone said on here ‘her career has been artificially enhanced all of these years’. The biggest phony in Hollywood.
graham | December 13, 2008 at 5:24 am
what is with hugh’s ears ? looks like a real bad bat ear job when he was young, plus he doesn’t have any earlobes ….. eewwwwwhhhhh
jennifer | December 13, 2008 at 6:51 pm
I think that Gwenyth is creepy, period.
And I just don’t get the Hugh Jackman infatuation. To each there own, tho.
booya | December 14, 2008 at 2:08 am
Hugh Jackman is, in actuality, an owl. Take a good, long look at that closeup and tell me otherwise. He’s actually an owl. There, I said it.
noneyourbusiness | December 14, 2008 at 9:44 pm
First of all to Bickus Dickus you’re nasty. She’s 16. Get a life. Secondly, to
Rev. Billy Graham do you make it a practice of having sex with underage girls. Are we gonna see on Date Line, “How to Catch a Predator , (Pedophiles). You both need to get some with someone your own age, even if they’d have your preverted asses.
Margó | February 7, 2009 at 10:22 am
Akármit is ír ez a sok idióta,Hugh Jackman a világ legjobb pasija.Nem mellesleg nagyszer? szinész is!Én ímádom ?t!!!!!!!
memory stick | May 7, 2010 at 2:36 am
I have a quick video of him I posted, and when he comes home to some of his fans. Miley Cyrus Porsche old mother.