Hugh Jackman to host the Oscars (And an update on Gwyneth Paltrow’s breasts)

In regards to that headline:

- Hugh Jackman is hosting the Oscars. In related news, Sony to unveil its new line of straddle-friendly flatscreens. [AP]

- Miley Cyrus gets her mom’s old Porsche. Somehow this is the most prevalent news item of the day, and I really wish I was joking. [OK! Magazine]

- John Stamos failed to launch a Full House remake starring Candace Cameron and Jodie Sweetin which proves there is such a thing as “too much star power.” [E! Online]

- Gwyneth Paltrow has the breasts of “a 15-year-old girl” thanks to recent augmentation. What a creepy thing to say. – – Pics? [Page Six]

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