Hugh Jackman: ‘Anyone mind if the Sexiest Man Alive shoots some heroin?’

December 19th, 2008 // 87 Comments

Here’s Hugh Jackman stripping off his jacket while going through security at LAX this morning. These might do something for some for you, or absolutely nothing for none of you. The important things is, I could beat this guy in arm wrestling. Wait, what? That’s his bicep? Jesus, I thought he had a beer keg strapped to his arm for the flight. Or am I the only one who does that?

Photos: Splash News

  1. Blah

    Nice body but totally OVER-RATED! I’ve seen men with much better mugs and bodies just as good. Don’t get the mass appeal.

  2. bop

    OMG …. damn! I could have been there! I go there a lot and I was just there in LAX like a week or two ago there was no one. If I saw Hugh Jackman at the airport I would just try to get a hug, and have him like hug me and put his nice arms and chest around me. Then I would like rub my boobs up to him so he felt it and try to feel his manly parts!
    Just kidding I wouldnt assault him ….hes very attractive though.

  3. Janie

    This guy is seriously hot and whats more he is really nice too i.e he has been with his wife for years and hasn’t traded her in for a plastic bleached bimbo. I can confirm as I currently live in Oz that there are heaps of gorgeous looking men like this one walking shirtless most days of the week! – Its a hot country and not just the climate. Come visit!

  4. Uhh,

    People only started obsessing over Hugh Jackman in these numbers once they were told to. Sure, I know people who liked him from the first X-Men, but this massive gush of Jackman love only happened once he was named sexiest man alive.

  5. Ms Whiplash

    Oh. My. God. That chest. Those arms. That fucking sexy accent. And the fact that he seems like a totally devoted family man just puts it right over the top. His wife is a lucky, lucky woman. Hope she appreciates what she’s got!

  6. jan h

    What a cutie. He was great in Leopold and someone.

  7. fax

    SEEXXYYY, more pics of him please!

  8. Mina

    Dude, Hugh.. I like you but iron your shirts for crap sake.

  9. jackman's balls

    He can go down and under me any day

  10. Rachiz

    hell yes this does stuff for me. keep em comming. and 33, right on

  11. mimi

    Pray that Amy dies ASAP.

  12. mimi

    Piss on Amy.

  13. mimi

    Shit on Amy.

  14. mimi

    Stab Amy in the gut with a butcher’s knife.

  15. mimi

    Puke on Amy.

  16. mimi

    Run over Amy with a car.

  17. mimi

    Douse Amy with gasoline and set Amy on fire.

  18. mimi

    Hit Amy over the head with a tire iron.

  19. mimi

    Poke Amy in the eye hard with a sharp stick.

  20. mimi

    Shoot Amy a couple of times in the back of the head with a small caliber hand gun.

  21. mimi

    Throw Amy off the top of a skyscraper.

  22. mimi

    Shove a service station air hose up Amy’s butt.

  23. mimi

    Drown Amy in her own blood.

  24. mimi

    Hang Amy by the neck until dead with her own intestines.

  25. mimi

    Poison Amy.

  26. mimi

    Make Amy dig her own grave and then bury Amy alive.

  27. mimi

    Throw Amy in with the polar bears at the zoo.

  28. mimi

    Let Amy die in a blizzard.

  29. mimi

    Give Amy the electric chair.

  30. mimi

    Throw Amy into a school of sharks in a feeding frenzy.

  31. mimi

    Make Amy listen to Aja ( the real ) complain about her incurable yeast infection.

  32. mimi

    Make Amy listen to a PC lecture by Jen the DIGNIFIED sex worker.

  33. mimi

    Make Amy read all the comments I ever wrote on the Superficial and bore her to death.

  34. Blancmange is really nasty

    Oh…oh…aaaaahhhhhhh….
    Hugh Jackman … hubba hubba hubba. I’d shoot his wife except that I’d have to give her high fives for catching him first….

  35. is he on drugs hes too strong for an old guy

  36. Angie

    his tits look fucking yummy!!!

  37. I can’t stand it. He’s just too hot.

    lol except for the horse-faced ones. But that can you say? it happens.
    in no way shape or form does this diminish his hotness.

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