Hugh Jackman and Robert Pattinson are apparently best buds after doing the Oscars this weekend. They spent last night getting their karaoke on in Japan, according to E! News:
I just got word that Pattinson and Jackman engaged in some karaoke crooning together this week at a bar in Tokyo.
The two have been in Japan on business. Pattison touched down on Tuesday to promote Twilight while Jackman and Nicole Kidman attended last night’s premiere of Australia.
Says a source, “They went after doing press for their films.”
In related news, the moistened panties available in vending machines market soared today in Japan thus bringing an end to their current economic crisis. When reached for comment, the White House issued the following statement:
“That’s messed up. – - But maybe….”



























MissTron | February 27, 2009 at 11:31 am
hotties
homo | February 27, 2009 at 11:31 am
Firssst
mamamiasweetpeaches | February 27, 2009 at 11:38 am
oh please tell me they’re GAY! I would pay a Kings Ransom to watch the two of them make out!
BonnieBell | February 27, 2009 at 11:41 am
More Hugh Jackman please!!!!!!
Sam | February 27, 2009 at 11:44 am
The moistened panties are Robert’s. It’s a mixture of semen and Astroglyde.
testing | February 27, 2009 at 11:44 am
They both seem kinda gay to me, maybe there are a hot new couple
pat | February 27, 2009 at 11:52 am
That vest is the equivalent of a lavender hanky in his left back pants pocket.
Valerie | February 27, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Y’all ONE DIMENSIONAL muthafuckas–at the very least they could be BI, and you know what THAT means………….THREESOME!!! Whoo hoo! :D
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 12:08 pm
He is so sexy
mimi | February 27, 2009 at 12:08 pm
drip drip drip squish squirt slop (wipes hands on blouse)
Chris Brown | February 27, 2009 at 12:10 pm
I’d hit him
Jrz | February 27, 2009 at 12:12 pm
*cough cough* HOMOS *cough*
kaluma | February 27, 2009 at 12:13 pm
He is really a charming man, it is not strange why those rich women are talking about him actively at ” C e l e b m i n g l e. C0M ” when a woman is rich enough, she always wants to find a young and good looking guy!
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 12:17 pm
#9 Troll!
Andrea | February 27, 2009 at 12:17 pm
I don’t want a threesome with these two. I never want to deal with the memory of Robert lovingly licking his own rectal smears off of Hugh’s cock.
GuyHolly | February 27, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Jrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzz……whassup?
Jrz | February 27, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Guy Holly!!!!!!!!!!1
Moroning!!!!!1
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 12:32 pm
#14 Troll! I just want some of his sex
GuyHolly | February 27, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Moroning!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Is Word not working for you?
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Val. looks like we are goona fight for him
feckless | February 27, 2009 at 12:46 pm
The paparazzi are ineffectual.
Jrz | February 27, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Me and Zanna’s Fun Factory found us out and blocked us. we’re bummin. Guess we all gotta hook up here.
owenlove | February 27, 2009 at 1:01 pm
I’m not sure about that!! All my hot and sincere friends on ____TallMingle C om___ are talking about this!! BTW, it’s the place where hot models and sex y young men;and handsome folks with sensu al chick s meet and mingle! You may wanna check it out!LOL
Valerie | February 27, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Oh Andrea, you nasty beezey! :D Lick lick!!! *slurp* ; )
Darth: we can just have a 4 some, but stay away from my vagina! LOL
GuyHolly | February 27, 2009 at 1:06 pm
That sucks. At least this place will be more entertaining. These people are tards.
superficial commenter | February 27, 2009 at 1:11 pm
duh…wha?
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 1:13 pm
*Drums* Here’s the real Darth! The rest of you all are trolls!
Warren Piece | February 27, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Just watch – these two will become the Johnny Depp/Orlando Bloom of Hollywood. Movie in the future together FO SHO.
RichPort's Ghost | February 27, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Karaoke in Japan? Really? No way!
#25 – You’ll love Massa’ and some weenie named “Apes…” Someone pass me a crowbar so I can pry them off of each other…
jrz | February 27, 2009 at 1:18 pm
That’s how you seperate the men from the boys in Greece, too, Rich!
Yeah, Guy, Fun Factories are oppressing their workers from fucking off. Well, let’s make a collective effort to breathe some life back into the Fish. We owe it to ‘em, afterall, it’s where we all met three years ago………..
We need Pinky!
RichPort's Ghost | February 27, 2009 at 1:26 pm
#30 – Yea, I heard Massa’ left home because he felt he wasn’t being reared properly… but he eventually came back, because he couldn’t leave his brother’s behind…
Fawn | February 27, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Two very handsome men!!! KEEP PARIS HILTON AWAY!!!!!!!
Jrz | February 27, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Niiiice, Rich!
Massa is so stupid, he took the Pepsi Challenge and the muthafucka chose Jif.
jake | February 27, 2009 at 1:29 pm
I was there. The two of them sang this, I wonder why?
Revvin’ up your engine
Listen to her howlin’ roar
Metal under tension
Beggin’ you to touch and go
Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone
Headin’ into twilight
Spreadin’ out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin’ off the track
And shovin’ into overdrive
Highway to the Danger Zone
I’ll take you
Right into the Danger Zone
You’ll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You’ll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity
Highway to the Danger Zone
Gonna take you
Right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone
RichPort's Ghost | February 27, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Well Jrz, I hear Massa’ is so dumb he got stabbed in a shoot out… I mean, he lit a black guy’s home on fire and left the cross unburnt in front!
Vale | February 27, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Awesome! they’re so cool those two.
dude put more pictures of those two from those events PLEASE, I’ve seen more but their in crappy quality.
GuyHolly | February 27, 2009 at 1:44 pm
#34 so…….were you the pitcher or the catcher?
Jrz | February 27, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Massa’s so dumb he tripped over a cordless phone
jake | February 27, 2009 at 1:59 pm
No I was the one making the Tom Cruise reference.
Valerie | February 27, 2009 at 2:01 pm
38–I actually was amused by that! Here here I got one: Massa is so stupid, he got fired from a blowjob.
Aleysen | February 27, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Robert is so f_cking gorgeous.
RichPort's Ghost | February 27, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Massa’s so stupid he thinks masturbate is used to catch master fish.
Jrz | February 27, 2009 at 2:06 pm
SEE! That’s the spirit #40!
Massa’s so dumb, he axt me “what comes after x” so I said, “y”, and he says, “cuz I wants ta know, dats why!”
Valerie | February 27, 2009 at 2:17 pm
43–hahahaha!
Massa so ugly, when he applied for the ugly contest they told him ‘NO Professionals’!
Massa so smelly, his poo is glad to escape.
Massa so greazy, he got a job at the cinema – buttering popcorn with his leg hair…
Jrz | February 27, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Massa’s so dumb it took the muthafuckah 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
RichPort's Ghost | February 27, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Massa’s so stupid it took him an hour to cook minute rice… white rice, of course…
sote | February 27, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Hugh is the man!!! He is so freaking perfect, except for the fact that he is married to that old hag, yack! That Pattison dude is FUGLY! Who the fuck told him he was cute?! Stupid little boy!
Valerie | February 27, 2009 at 5:28 pm
47 I like me some little boys, heheheheheh!
gerard Vandenberg | February 27, 2009 at 11:53 pm
He prefers a DIDO of flesh & blood, folks!!
OPP | February 28, 2009 at 12:25 am
I know it’s really hard for Hollywood media to realize that Kristen Stewart was THE star of the movie. And she was deservingly named by “Moving Pictures” magazine as one of the top 10 (in no certain order) supporting actresses (that includes her other movies “What just Happened”, & “Adventureland”) of 2008. Among those listed in the top 10 with her were 2 Oscar winners this yr., Kate Winslet & Penelope Cruz. Kristen was the youngest!! And like ALL other media stories, they failed to mention here that Robert went to the bar there in Tokyo with Kristen Stewart & Taylor Lautner. Try these sites for at least mentioning the other 2 minor characters who were with Robert in Tokyo. http://www.celebuzz.com & http://www.justjaredjr.buzznet.com .