Hugh Jackman and Robert Pattinson are apparently best buds after doing the Oscars this weekend. They spent last night getting their karaoke on in Japan, according to E! News:
I just got word that Pattinson and Jackman engaged in some karaoke crooning together this week at a bar in Tokyo.
The two have been in Japan on business. Pattison touched down on Tuesday to promote Twilight while Jackman and Nicole Kidman attended last night’s premiere of Australia.
Says a source, “They went after doing press for their films.”
In related news, the moistened panties available in vending machines market soared today in Japan thus bringing an end to their current economic crisis. When reached for comment, the White House issued the following statement:
“That’s messed up. – - But maybe….”
hotties
Firssst
oh please tell me they’re GAY! I would pay a Kings Ransom to watch the two of them make out!
More Hugh Jackman please!!!!!!
The moistened panties are Robert’s. It’s a mixture of semen and Astroglyde.
They both seem kinda gay to me, maybe there are a hot new couple
That vest is the equivalent of a lavender hanky in his left back pants pocket.
Y’all ONE DIMENSIONAL muthafuckas–at the very least they could be BI, and you know what THAT means………….THREESOME!!! Whoo hoo! :D
He is so sexy
drip drip drip squish squirt slop (wipes hands on blouse)
I’d hit him
*cough cough* HOMOS *cough*
He is really a charming man, it is not strange why those rich women are talking about him actively at ” C e l e b m i n g l e. C0M ” when a woman is rich enough, she always wants to find a young and good looking guy!
#9 Troll!
I don’t want a threesome with these two. I never want to deal with the memory of Robert lovingly licking his own rectal smears off of Hugh’s cock.
Jrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzz……whassup?
Guy Holly!!!!!!!!!!1
Moroning!!!!!1
#14 Troll! I just want some of his sex
Moroning!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Is Word not working for you?
Val. looks like we are goona fight for him
The paparazzi are ineffectual.
Me and Zanna’s Fun Factory found us out and blocked us. we’re bummin. Guess we all gotta hook up here.
I’m not sure about that!! All my hot and sincere friends on ____TallMingle C om___ are talking about this!! BTW, it’s the place where hot models and sex y young men;and handsome folks with sensu al chick s meet and mingle! You may wanna check it out!LOL
Oh Andrea, you nasty beezey! :D Lick lick!!! *slurp* ; )
Darth: we can just have a 4 some, but stay away from my vagina! LOL
That sucks. At least this place will be more entertaining. These people are tards.
duh…wha?
*Drums* Here’s the real Darth! The rest of you all are trolls!
Just watch – these two will become the Johnny Depp/Orlando Bloom of Hollywood. Movie in the future together FO SHO.
Karaoke in Japan? Really? No way!
#25 – You’ll love Massa’ and some weenie named “Apes…” Someone pass me a crowbar so I can pry them off of each other…
That’s how you seperate the men from the boys in Greece, too, Rich!
Yeah, Guy, Fun Factories are oppressing their workers from fucking off. Well, let’s make a collective effort to breathe some life back into the Fish. We owe it to ‘em, afterall, it’s where we all met three years ago………..
We need Pinky!
#30 – Yea, I heard Massa’ left home because he felt he wasn’t being reared properly… but he eventually came back, because he couldn’t leave his brother’s behind…
Two very handsome men!!! KEEP PARIS HILTON AWAY!!!!!!!
Niiiice, Rich!
Massa is so stupid, he took the Pepsi Challenge and the muthafucka chose Jif.
I was there. The two of them sang this, I wonder why?
Revvin’ up your engine
Listen to her howlin’ roar
Metal under tension
Beggin’ you to touch and go
Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone
Headin’ into twilight
Spreadin’ out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin’ off the track
And shovin’ into overdrive
Highway to the Danger Zone
I’ll take you
Right into the Danger Zone
You’ll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You’ll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity
Highway to the Danger Zone
Gonna take you
Right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone
Well Jrz, I hear Massa’ is so dumb he got stabbed in a shoot out… I mean, he lit a black guy’s home on fire and left the cross unburnt in front!
Awesome! they’re so cool those two.
dude put more pictures of those two from those events PLEASE, I’ve seen more but their in crappy quality.
#34 so…….were you the pitcher or the catcher?
Massa’s so dumb he tripped over a cordless phone
No I was the one making the Tom Cruise reference.
38–I actually was amused by that! Here here I got one: Massa is so stupid, he got fired from a blowjob.
Robert is so f_cking gorgeous.
Massa’s so stupid he thinks masturbate is used to catch master fish.
SEE! That’s the spirit #40!
Massa’s so dumb, he axt me “what comes after x” so I said, “y”, and he says, “cuz I wants ta know, dats why!”
43–hahahaha!
Massa so ugly, when he applied for the ugly contest they told him ‘NO Professionals’!
Massa so smelly, his poo is glad to escape.
Massa so greazy, he got a job at the cinema – buttering popcorn with his leg hair…
Massa’s so dumb it took the muthafuckah 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Massa’s so stupid it took him an hour to cook minute rice… white rice, of course…
Hugh is the man!!! He is so freaking perfect, except for the fact that he is married to that old hag, yack! That Pattison dude is FUGLY! Who the fuck told him he was cute?! Stupid little boy!
47 I like me some little boys, heheheheheh!
He prefers a DIDO of flesh & blood, folks!!
I know it’s really hard for Hollywood media to realize that Kristen Stewart was THE star of the movie. And she was deservingly named by “Moving Pictures” magazine as one of the top 10 (in no certain order) supporting actresses (that includes her other movies “What just Happened”, & “Adventureland”) of 2008. Among those listed in the top 10 with her were 2 Oscar winners this yr., Kate Winslet & Penelope Cruz. Kristen was the youngest!! And like ALL other media stories, they failed to mention here that Robert went to the bar there in Tokyo with Kristen Stewart & Taylor Lautner. Try these sites for at least mentioning the other 2 minor characters who were with Robert in Tokyo. http://www.celebuzz.com & http://www.justjaredjr.buzznet.com .