Hugh Jackman pissed off The Clooney

November 25th, 2008 // 51 Comments

Hugh Jackman is People’s Sexiest Man Alive this year, and two-time winner George Clooney ain’t too happy about it. You see, nobody cock-blocks The Clooney’s lonely housewife buffet. NOBODY!:

“George Clooney rang me at two in the morning,” Jackman told PEOPLE Monday at the Australia premiere in New York City. “I was half asleep and I said to him, ‘Ah, George sweetie, good to hear from you.’ “
But this was not a courtesy call. “He goes, “Shut up, Jackman!’ ” the Aussie actor jokingly recounted. “[He said,]‘I know what you did! You started this big campaign that’s been going on and [you] took the title away from me.’ “
“I thought that was unnecessary,” Jackman deadpanned.

What Hugh Jackman will also find unnecessary is getting stabbed in the back by while taking a shower. George Clooney don’t fuck arou-

*SMASH*

Jesus! Folks, stay calm. Tom Cruise just dove through the window and is demanding I type more about this shower stabbing business. Also, he’s got a gun. Call the police.

*SMACK*

Alright, alright! I’ll do it. Damn, your tiny midget hands are strong – and do I detect lavender? No, no, you’re absolutely right. It does add a hint of femininity.

Photos: WENN
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  1. Forbidden Fruit

    Beauty( sexcyness) lies in the eyes of the beholder or keeper, if either one of them or both ( in this case) are full of shit then the only visible thing would be SHIT!

    Y”all disgusting…slaves of your own illusion..of the system..your senses and thoughts, emotions and basically your whole disgusting soul being altered, manipulated by vibrations and mind control of the highest degree at this time, who will find anything sexcy or amazing, or wonderfull, which seems out of their own reach because of their meaningless pathetic lives..normally i never ever comment on shit like this..i never envolve myself in this shit but i guess my alergy is aaahw fuck it… ..@ kelly for e.g if them are the sexciest men …then i am THE SEX ..people’s magazine…aka ”sheeps” magazine..read by little pawns which are soooo far up the assss of antichrist, they don’t see a fuckkk…. like y”all have been living in caves but well i guess this explains it : real beauty is hidden…beauty that if one of you would see your eyes would melt right away..undercover people..u don seee, who are not children of the media..but children of God..they carry an aura that would put your soul into a sick twilight zone..but those people are sooo unknown..or noticed by all, but known by a few;) .and they would like to keep it that way.those are the real deal….: ” I ain’t a superstar, imma star, y’all close to me, but me is way to far” © Humanizer

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