Hugh Jackman: Our most precious treasure

April 22nd, 2009 // 57 Comments

Hugh Jackman Month continues to plow ahead, this time with a hand and footprint ceremony outside Grauman’s Chinese Theater yesterday in Hollywood. Might I suggest an inscription for this momentous occasion?:

“Lest we remember the thespian who played Sideburns McKnifeHands, we will be forever lost as a nation. — Also, do you think he’s gay? – The Superficial Writer, 2009 April.

I miss him already.

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Comments (57)

  1. Jimbo | April 22, 2009 at 11:34 am

    Fish dude, they are in West Hollywood, what do you think?

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  2. Monday Haversham | April 22, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Good things happen to good people! Way to go Hugh Jackman!

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  3. Miss California | April 22, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Speaking of gays who are married…

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  4. Rough Daddy | April 22, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Superfish hearts Hugh

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  5. Perez Hilton's latest set of infected anal fissures | April 22, 2009 at 11:38 am

    I WILL CHERISH the pictures of Hugh down on all fours!!!!!!!!!

    Get the poppers and the lube! I’m in heaven! Let’s get married!

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  6. Rough Daddy | April 22, 2009 at 11:40 am

    lol “Hugh Down” does he still work for 20/20 ?

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  7. lazy troll | April 22, 2009 at 11:44 am

    first

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  8. FRIST!!! | April 22, 2009 at 11:44 am

    Why does this site always try to give me a virus? I mean, I could understand it if it were a Paris Hilton post..

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  9. groan | April 22, 2009 at 11:44 am

    This “Hugh Down” works for 69/69.

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  10. Grauman | April 22, 2009 at 11:53 am

    I’d stick my eggroll in him.

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  11. Valerie | April 22, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    “Sideburns McKnifeHands”–hahahahahaha! I love it! and H.J. is da bomb. For a 40 year old, he ain’t fucking bad. Not bad at all.

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  12. BonnieBell | April 22, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    *sigh*

    My day was just made 1000x better. Thanks Fish!
    I love looking at this man. It doesn’t matter what stupid thing he’s doing, he looks so dratted good doing it!

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  13. calllieee | April 22, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    I want him to pump me so hard and release himself all over my boobs. Sigh.

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  14. rachel | April 22, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    i love Hugh Jackman…he is so hott

    why does Fish make fun of him so much? jealous maybe? i dunno as long as i get to see pictures of Hugh i don’t care!

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  15. mamamiasweetpeaches | April 22, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    oh make fun of Hugh Jackman all you want. The dude is a real Renasaince Man, acting singing dancing. At least he does stuff to deserve “celebrity status”, unlike the Paris and Kims and other vacant bathing beuties you plaster on this site ad nausea.

    I dont know if Hugh is gay or not (and is it just me or is “Hugh Jackman” a great Porn name? “Hugh” sounds like “huge” and “Jackman” sounds like he should be “jackin’” somethin’) all i know is he is boo-tee-full and there isnt an inch o him I wouldnt put my hands, mouth or anything else on!

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  16. fuck you | April 22, 2009 at 12:21 pm

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    teeehehehehehehe!!!

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  17. Ed | April 22, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    With all due respect (so: none), it makes difference to a lot of folks if this is the true completion: “The dude is a real Renasaince Man, acting singing dancing sucking cock taking it in the ass”

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  18. Galtacticus | April 22, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    I bet he works out like a freak. What’s considered to be gay.

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  19. Galtacticus | April 22, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Well,my body starts to show some edgy curves as well. . . The diet is the most hardest part for me.

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  20. Stan | April 22, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    “Mom! Hugh Jackson won’t come out of the closet!”

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  21. Rhialto | April 22, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    @19 Since when are you working out too?

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  22. Galtacticus | April 22, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    #21 I’m making use of your private gym.I thought it was allright with you.

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  24. Marj | April 22, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    I saw him at the Tonight Show taping last night…. he’s just as yummy in person! [just had to brag]

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  25. yawn | April 22, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    amazing post, superficial writer =)

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  26. Poker Queen | April 22, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    Hugh Jackman, gay??

    BLASPHEMY!!!!

    Now go say 10 “Hail Paris’” to the FSM in penance.

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  27. soahc | April 22, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    This guy is starting to remind me of Thomas Mapother Cruise.

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  28. Vince Lombardi | April 22, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    Hugh Jackman should get down on his knees and blow Len Wein and Roy Thomas every goddamn day for creating the character Wolverine in Marvel Comics, for had that event not happened, no one would know he’s anything other than a Broadway dancer.

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  29. iwantyouhugh | April 22, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    ok this is sad but his wife looks like his mother it won’t be too long before this couple sign divorce papers.

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  30. SoTe | April 22, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    dammit!! Look as his wife What r u doing Hugh???! That woman is so freaking old and dried up, I’m guessing u have to use tons of lube to get something going down there. Geez… Hugh, I get wet just by looking at ur pics!!!! Dump her ass already!
    This man is sooo freaking hot!!!

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  31. Ronan | April 22, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    I like Hugh Jackman, he just looks like he’s someones dad, albeit a very muscled good looking someones dad. But he just looks like a nice guy. Like Gerry Adams but without the murder.

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  32. Me | April 22, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    Gay or not- He’s really hot… damnit! I don’t want to agree with the rest of America!

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  33. Em | April 22, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    Eww…those veins in his arms are gross….but other than that, he’s still hot

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  34. James | April 22, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    #27: Yeah, only Hugh Jackman is insanely fucking hot…and Tom Cruise is, uh, not. Jackman–has there ever been a better surname?

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  35. James | April 22, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    And #31: I totally agree with you that Hugh Jackman just looks like someone’s dad…that I’d like to FUCK. Does that make him a DILF? Or a FILF? (Seriously though, he does look like a dad.)

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  36. Charley Kane | April 22, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    Hugh Jackman. Like an ordinary Ackman, except really big.
    Yes, he’s a good looking guy and thats the problem – Wolvie is a short ugly muscular Canadian, not a tall handsome lanky Australian. Wrong body, wrong face, wrong colony, wrong everything.

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  37. Lou Ann | April 23, 2009 at 12:16 am

    He has it all: he can act, he can do sing & dance & he’s a heart throb with a family he adores. I want one!

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  38. gerard Vandenberg | April 23, 2009 at 12:53 am

    (faggots like this way of talking)
    BUT HIS PENIS WAS TOO BIG FOR THE CEMENT, folks!!

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  39. kitkat3000 | April 23, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    He wasn’t gay in the dream I had the other night!

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  40. LesDR | April 23, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    Hugh Jackman takes the cake! Love him!

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  41. Fabrizio | April 23, 2009 at 10:09 pm

    ojala fuese gayyyyy le haria de TODO, no puede estar tan bueno …..

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  42. Andreea | April 24, 2009 at 6:03 am

    Ohhhhh…………You make me tremble…I would kiss your body all day long;and I am 21…but who cares…you would look good with me on top you.
    You are a very attractive man,Hugh and I rarely say that.;-)

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  43. Kate | April 24, 2009 at 6:34 am

    BEN D*over!
    I believe he is totally straight and he pumps a woman like a mad dog but if he likes it in the ass too,no problem,I would buy a strap-on to give it to him where he likes..lick,ride,kiss him all and ride him again…anything for mister Jackman :|

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  44. Jonboy | April 25, 2009 at 11:08 am

    We can only hope he’s gay. Hell you heteros don’t want him..the gays will take him

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  45. scott | April 28, 2009 at 1:57 am

    Yeah HJ’s pretty cool, just another awesome Australian that we’ve donated to the yanks.

    though you can keep nicole kidman and probably russell crowe too… you’ve already killed Heath ledger which is a shame.

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