Fun Fact: Hugh Jackman and I are identical twins separated at birth. Which is why folks call me “Man Hughjack.” Ladies?
Everybody knows Hugh Jackman has a vagina. It’s common knowledge.
Perseverance: Hugh Jackman started life as an Sydney-based Australian muffdiver named “Patricia.” At the age of eighteen, frustrated and sexually confused, Patricia started taking testosterone supplements, pumping iron, and consuming handfuls of steroids, religiously. At twenty four, “Hugh” considered having his vagina sewn shut and his penis-sized clitoris reconstructed in to a penis. Being a man who enjoys having his vagina “filled,” Hugh instead decided to enlarge his physique.
Sixteen years later, and Hugh is better known as Wolverine.
Finally some candy for the girls!
Thank you ladies. Being a man with some hair (pretty much identical to that man up there) I can rest assured that there are normal women out there who like proper men and aren’t afraid of hairy dudes.
Now we’re talkin – how yummy is this man? Hairy guys are sooo sexy.
Anyone posting after me sucks on Hugh Jackoff’s muscular penis and swallows his lovejuice
Oh. My. Goodness. He’s so hot. And I love the hair *drool*.
@27: I don’t mind that actually…
&27, ok you tempted me into posting now.
Totally the HOTTEST man in Hollywood. And I will repeat MAN!!!
A little body hair….a little rugged looking, nice muscles without looking weird.
Totally totally totally made my month seeing this god without a shirt.
Easily what all men’s bodies should look like.
Phew…..time to go get some lovin’ and imagine him instead of hubby……
Thank you SuperFish!!!!!!
A little treat for the ladies!
Wowie….Can I get an amen?
geez hair is the sexiest thing ever on a guy. I hate seeing guys like Zac Efron who are waxed clean and have a plastic-looking body. Mmmmmmm Hugh Jackman! I’d even take a more overweight manlier-man over some pretty boy whose sexuality can’t be determined. But THANK YOU for this Hugh post!!!
He’s gay you desperate hags. It’s well known. He’s married to a giant lesbian, just look at some pictures of her. And I don’t care what he says about being an “actor,” no straight man gets up on stage and belts out show tunes about giant peckers. Gays living out a childhood dream, now, they might do that.
#16, I’m not proud but not ashamed to say my wang is fairly skinny and average in size. But I’m not gay and have more important things to worry about. I have no manboobs and work out regularly. What does any of this have to do with the fact that Hugh Jackman is a poop-pusher?
This might be the most homosexual article ever on this website. WTF??? Who the hell is the new superficial writer thats writing all this lameass gay crap? Come on man, bring back the funny guy.
Where is this homosexual other than in some people’s minds? :P
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