Hugh Jackman might work out a little

November 15th, 2008 // 131 Comments

Fun Fact: Hugh Jackman and I are identical twins separated at birth. Which is why folks call me “Man Hughjack.” Ladies?

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  1. Anexio

    gay

    • Randal

      It certainly helps to have a good eating plan when working out, especially as one gets older. Here, Hugh shows that it can be done, at any age, to look and feel good about themselves. Nothing wrong with a good positive vibe. He also looks like Wolverine from X-men.

  2. crankymiss

    i can be his slave for all i care.

  3. He’s totally got the hairy “Bear” look going on, as opposed to the smooth, hairless “Twink” look of fellow hollywood fitness freak Matthew McCona(however his name is spelled; too lazy to google but you know who I mean).

    Anyway, I like this guy a lot. He did a better job as Wolverine than most people give him credit for.

  4. notgay

    I agree. Gay! Gay post by the editor too!a

  5. He could make my bottom bleed any time he wants!!!

  6. malicious

    Finally, some built men on this site. Niiiiice

  7. Mr. Amazing

    To suggest that an Australian man is gay (or “guy” as they pronounce it) is asking for trouble–remember all the leather guys in “Mad Max?” Old Hugh did play Peter Allen in a stage show but he has been married for a dozen years. From the looks of it, he has been pumping iron a lot longer than that. Impressive for 40, although as nothing compared to Mr. Superficial.

  8. Beckers

    He is seriously one of the most attractive men in Hollywood. I like that he has some hair because he looks less gay compared to the manscapers.

  9. Rachel

    Sounds like all the ones calling him gay are a wee bit jealous perhaps? Somewhere about the small-junk, fat-belly region?

    Besides, he’s married anyway bitches.

  10. Frank Lucas' Bitch

    Oh man, I just drooled all over my keyboard. Thank you, SuperFish! I think he is so incredibly sexy and got that real and raw animal sexuality about him (…his Wolverine had this effect on me, I’m guessing).
    I also think that the fact that he’s got hair on his chest is incredibly sexy instead of that shaved/waxed chest crap that other Hollywood guys tend to have (and it looks incredibly gay, retarded and in a way prepubescent).

  11. Toni

    Yay huge ass man!

  12. Southern Belle

    Goodnight!

  13. cunt

    God he’s so sexy…. and he’s a gentleman too, so that doesn’t hurt… uhhhh god. i just climaxed.

  14. lolipop

    best looking man out there, very sexy too.

  15. I would’ve gone with Hugh Manjack personally

  16. Valkyrie

    He’s an excellent representation of masculinity without being a tool.

    ::sucks tongue::

    the men calling him gay or anything insulting have manboobs and a skinny wang.

  17. Hugh Jacked Man

    That’s what i want to be when I grow up.

  18. hayley

    THANK-YOU!!!

  19. hayley

    THANK-YOU!!!

  20. Miss Kitty

    Quite simply… “YUM”

  21. D. Richards (Saint.)

    Everybody knows Hugh Jackman has a vagina. It’s common knowledge.

    Perseverance: Hugh Jackman started life as an Sydney-based Australian muffdiver named “Patricia.” At the age of eighteen, frustrated and sexually confused, Patricia started taking testosterone supplements, pumping iron, and consuming handfuls of steroids, religiously. At twenty four, “Hugh” considered having his vagina sewn shut and his penis-sized clitoris reconstructed in to a penis. Being a man who enjoys having his vagina “filled,” Hugh instead decided to enlarge his physique.

    Sixteen years later, and Hugh is better known as Wolverine.

  22. Michelle

    Finally some candy for the girls!

  23. Vanquish

    Thank you ladies. Being a man with some hair (pretty much identical to that man up there) I can rest assured that there are normal women out there who like proper men and aren’t afraid of hairy dudes.

  24. Sandi

    Now we’re talkin – how yummy is this man? Hairy guys are sooo sexy.

  25. betsy

    mmmmmmmmmm

  26. Bruises

    Tasty!

  27. yoyoyo

    Anyone posting after me sucks on Hugh Jackoff’s muscular penis and swallows his lovejuice

  28. kitty_kat

    Oh. My. Goodness. He’s so hot. And I love the hair *drool*.

  29. kitty_kat

    @27: I don’t mind that actually…

  30. Guy

    &27, ok you tempted me into posting now.

  31. HoneyBear

    Oh YEAH!!!!!

    Totally the HOTTEST man in Hollywood. And I will repeat MAN!!!
    A little body hair….a little rugged looking, nice muscles without looking weird.
    Totally totally totally made my month seeing this god without a shirt.

    Easily what all men’s bodies should look like.

    Phew…..time to go get some lovin’ and imagine him instead of hubby……

    Thank you SuperFish!!!!!!

    A little treat for the ladies!

  32. HoneyBear

    Oh YEAH!!!!!

    Totally the HOTTEST man in Hollywood. And I will repeat MAN!!!
    A little body hair….a little rugged looking, nice muscles without looking weird.
    Totally totally totally made my month seeing this god without a shirt.

    Easily what all men’s bodies should look like.

    Phew…..time to go get some lovin’ and imagine him instead of hubby……

    Thank you SuperFish!!!!!!

    A little treat for the ladies!

  33. Niiiice

    Wowie….Can I get an amen?

  34. mmMMmmMMmm

    geez hair is the sexiest thing ever on a guy. I hate seeing guys like Zac Efron who are waxed clean and have a plastic-looking body. Mmmmmmm Hugh Jackman! I’d even take a more overweight manlier-man over some pretty boy whose sexuality can’t be determined. But THANK YOU for this Hugh post!!!

  35. Hieronymous

    He’s gay you desperate hags. It’s well known. He’s married to a giant lesbian, just look at some pictures of her. And I don’t care what he says about being an “actor,” no straight man gets up on stage and belts out show tunes about giant peckers. Gays living out a childhood dream, now, they might do that.

    #16, I’m not proud but not ashamed to say my wang is fairly skinny and average in size. But I’m not gay and have more important things to worry about. I have no manboobs and work out regularly. What does any of this have to do with the fact that Hugh Jackman is a poop-pusher?

  36. Danklin24

    This might be the most homosexual article ever on this website. WTF??? Who the hell is the new superficial writer thats writing all this lameass gay crap? Come on man, bring back the funny guy.

  37. 1984

    Where is this homosexual other than in some people’s minds? :P

  38. Val

    mmmhmmmmmmm

  39. 1984

    Where is this homosexual other than in some people’s minds? :P

  40. Charlotte Powers

    Hugh Jackman takes the Hershey Highway to work everyday

  41. c45j

    MANCRUSH

  42. Mal

    I could care less if he likes guys, as long as he likes me, too. Personally I’d be ALL GOOD with a Hugh Jackman/Christian Bale love sandwich.

  43. hummina!

    I never knew there was such thing as an Australian orgasm

    …until now.

  44. bart

    i want to be on that

  45. Yum

    Mmmm some fan service for the girls. thank you. It’s rare, but delicious.

  46. Shannon

    fucking sexy!

  47. I agree with other posts – about time we got some eye candy for the girls. And an excellent choice – he’s hot AND has a wicked accent.

  48. evil cat

    RAWR!

  49. fonzeyfu

    #34 I hear ya

    Thanks SF for finally supplying some eye candy for the ladies. I always think HJ looks a bit puny normally, but sans clothes he always proves me wrong. Lucky Deborah-Lee.

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