Hugh Jackman gets his balls handed to him

April 28th, 2009 // 30 Comments

For anyone hoping for a director’s cut of Wolverine featuring some Hugh Jackman wang, get ready to cry. Turns out footage of the actor’s man parts is now kept securely in a sack, according to OK! Magazine:

“It’s easy to jump off a waterfall naked, but for a PG-13 movie?! It took a lot of choreography!” he tells Entertainment Tonight.
Hugh will be the only one from now on to see those racy scenes, as he reveals what he calls, “the greatest wrap present” he’s “ever gotten.”
“Our director gave me a small little bag and inside it where about 8 bits of film, all cut. I said that’s interesting, then I held it up to the light and I said, ‘Ok, now I know why that’s in a bag!’ Now it’s in my safe somewhere. My privates in a bag!”

If someone gave me footage of my testicles, do you know what I’d say to them? “Thank you.” Because I’m polite, courteous and a serial re-gifter.

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  1. woooo

    I got it.

  2. want some?

    My package can only be displayed in IMAX

  3. Weird… the action figures look so crotchless, so I always figured he was castrated, for the sake of authenticity.

  4. I have been waiting for this movie to come out for ages!!!

    I cant wait till this friday!!!

    Wolverine rocks, I hope the trailer depicts what we will see in the movie then Ii will be a happy man. Gonna take the kids to it as they have been ranting nonstop

    -Mike

  5. friendlyfires

    And the hughjackmania tour continues. Will the emasculation of our nation by an Aussie moonlighting at the gay station damn us alll into the bowels of tarnation?

    Shit, I’m rhyming, again … BELINDA! …jack me off … ahhh … better

  6. #6 – Johnny Cochran? Is that you?

  7. Guy

    He seems very glad to be saved from everyone seeing them, what’s he hiding?

  8. His forearm makes me creamy. Rawr!

  9. dragonball!

    i fought with wolverine! and i WON! thanks to the help of roughdaddy, who by surprise took him from behind and.. REALLY took him from behind! such was wolverine’s surprise that… i won right away!
    but then had to run away from deacon jones, who wanted to take me from behind too…

  10. Galtacticus

    Triceps,biceps,forearm,he’s pretty well trained.

  11. #9 – I have something that looks like his forearm… holding a huge apple… wait, where is it..?

    ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP (thud)

  12. Funny…………I keep my balls in a jar on my night stand.

  13. Valerie

    @ 4–nice one! I always hated the crotchlessness of action figures.

    In fact, who the fuck cares? Cock and balls are under too much wraps, censorship is lame, GET OVER YOURSELF, America. Let’s see some dick.

  14. I like to shake Guy’s balls.

    Um, and hellooooooooooooooooo RichPorts Ghost. *gets lube*

  15. Zanna

    @8 – Hi Guy! *shakes jar* Would you like me to hand you your balls?

  16. Tom Cruise

    Mr. Fish, again I tell you, this is perhaps the greatest picture I’ve ever seen. Might you have one in this series where his mouth is open a little wider and you can see his tongue? Uh, because Katie wants to see it. Kate.

  17. Zanna– if hand= fondle, then yes!

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  19. Soundwrap

    @ #3, Really? Is it THAT small? Im sorry bout that.

  20. mikeock

    I wonder if those Wolverine claws shoot out of his crank when he gets excited.

  21. Me

    damn choreography!

  22. Stuey

    At first I thought it was him not wanting it to get out, I get the PG-13 now. He was in some movie when he 1st started and let it ALL hang out. We done seen it schmukle.

  23. I dont buy it – when they do these scenes they have their genitals covered with something similar to gaffa tape but less painful to remove. just more publicity.

  24. His BALLS were too heavy for the cement.
    Although there were some thousend FAGGOTS gathered over there to celebrate & witness the scene, folks!!

  25. sherri

    THAT’S a real man!!! Guys, this is what you have to look like to be sexy, otherwise you are just average and you better have money.

  26. sherri

    THAT’S a real man!!! Guys, this is what you have to look like to be sexy, otherwise you are just average and you better have money.

  27. Henry

    Wow, I just don’t know what to say about this…

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  28. Travis

    I would sell my soul for that bag…

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