For anyone hoping for a director’s cut of Wolverine featuring some Hugh Jackman wang, get ready to cry. Turns out footage of the actor’s man parts is now kept securely in a sack, according to OK! Magazine:
“It’s easy to jump off a waterfall naked, but for a PG-13 movie?! It took a lot of choreography!” he tells Entertainment Tonight.
Hugh will be the only one from now on to see those racy scenes, as he reveals what he calls, “the greatest wrap present” he’s “ever gotten.”
“Our director gave me a small little bag and inside it where about 8 bits of film, all cut. I said that’s interesting, then I held it up to the light and I said, ‘Ok, now I know why that’s in a bag!’ Now it’s in my safe somewhere. My privates in a bag!”
If someone gave me footage of my testicles, do you know what I’d say to them? “Thank you.” Because I’m polite, courteous and a serial re-gifter.
woooo | April 28, 2009 at 10:31 am
I got it.
Jeezy | April 28, 2009 at 10:34 am
Smug
want some? | April 28, 2009 at 10:36 am
My package can only be displayed in IMAX
RichPort's Ghost | April 28, 2009 at 10:42 am
Weird… the action figures look so crotchless, so I always figured he was castrated, for the sake of authenticity.
Mike Jones | April 28, 2009 at 10:47 am
I have been waiting for this movie to come out for ages!!!
I cant wait till this friday!!!
Wolverine rocks, I hope the trailer depicts what we will see in the movie then Ii will be a happy man. Gonna take the kids to it as they have been ranting nonstop
-Mike
friendlyfires | April 28, 2009 at 10:52 am
And the hughjackmania tour continues. Will the emasculation of our nation by an Aussie moonlighting at the gay station damn us alll into the bowels of tarnation?
Shit, I’m rhyming, again … BELINDA! …jack me off … ahhh … better
RichPort's Ghost | April 28, 2009 at 10:57 am
#6 – Johnny Cochran? Is that you?
Guy | April 28, 2009 at 10:58 am
He seems very glad to be saved from everyone seeing them, what’s he hiding?
Janey | April 28, 2009 at 11:01 am
His forearm makes me creamy. Rawr!
dragonball! | April 28, 2009 at 11:02 am
i fought with wolverine! and i WON! thanks to the help of roughdaddy, who by surprise took him from behind and.. REALLY took him from behind! such was wolverine’s surprise that… i won right away!
but then had to run away from deacon jones, who wanted to take me from behind too…
Galtacticus | April 28, 2009 at 11:11 am
Triceps,biceps,forearm,he’s pretty well trained.
RichPort's Ghost | April 28, 2009 at 11:21 am
#9 – I have something that looks like his forearm… holding a huge apple… wait, where is it..?
ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP (thud)
GuyHolly | April 28, 2009 at 11:23 am
Funny…………I keep my balls in a jar on my night stand.
Valerie | April 28, 2009 at 11:33 am
@ 4–nice one! I always hated the crotchlessness of action figures.
In fact, who the fuck cares? Cock and balls are under too much wraps, censorship is lame, GET OVER YOURSELF, America. Let’s see some dick.
Janey | April 28, 2009 at 11:35 am
I like to shake Guy’s balls.
Um, and hellooooooooooooooooo RichPorts Ghost. *gets lube*
Zanna | April 28, 2009 at 11:36 am
@8 – Hi Guy! *shakes jar* Would you like me to hand you your balls?
Tom Cruise | April 28, 2009 at 11:41 am
Mr. Fish, again I tell you, this is perhaps the greatest picture I’ve ever seen. Might you have one in this series where his mouth is open a little wider and you can see his tongue? Uh, because Katie wants to see it. Kate.
GuyHolly | April 28, 2009 at 11:53 am
Zanna– if hand= fondle, then yes!
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Soundwrap | April 28, 2009 at 12:37 pm
@ #3, Really? Is it THAT small? Im sorry bout that.
mikeock | April 28, 2009 at 2:27 pm
I wonder if those Wolverine claws shoot out of his crank when he gets excited.
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Me | April 28, 2009 at 3:29 pm
damn choreography!
Stuey | April 28, 2009 at 5:11 pm
At first I thought it was him not wanting it to get out, I get the PG-13 now. He was in some movie when he 1st started and let it ALL hang out. We done seen it schmukle.
Charley Kane | April 29, 2009 at 12:46 am
I dont buy it – when they do these scenes they have their genitals covered with something similar to gaffa tape but less painful to remove. just more publicity.
gerard vandenberg | April 29, 2009 at 12:59 am
His BALLS were too heavy for the cement.
Although there were some thousend FAGGOTS gathered over there to celebrate & witness the scene, folks!!
sherri | April 29, 2009 at 10:24 am
THAT’S a real man!!! Guys, this is what you have to look like to be sexy, otherwise you are just average and you better have money.
sherri | April 29, 2009 at 10:24 am
THAT’S a real man!!! Guys, this is what you have to look like to be sexy, otherwise you are just average and you better have money.
Henry | April 29, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Wow, I just don’t know what to say about this…
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Travis | May 7, 2009 at 8:04 pm
I would sell my soul for that bag…