Hugh Hefner’s son brings shame to family, only wants to date one girl at a time

December 13th, 2008 // 29 Comments

In the latest issue of Playboy, Hugh Hefner’s sons Marston and Cooper talk about dating multiple women, living in the mansion and taking over old dad’s company. Via Us Magazine:

On having multiple girlfriends:
Marston: “I’m not going to have multiple girlfriends — not at the same time. I can’t imagine that.”
Cooper: “I can imagine doing that. I don’t think it’s an odd thing to do. You date around to try to find a connection with some girl.”

On their mother Playmate Kimberley Conrad’s stance:
Cooper: “One girl comes in the front door while the other one gets pushed out the back,” Cooper says, adding that his mother has told him, “‘We do not have a revolving door in this house!’ She’s all about one girlfriend at a time.”

On taking over the company:
Cooper: “If I were to take over the company or have a say in what’s going on, I’d want the girls to be presented more as they were in the pictorials back in the 1950s and 1960s — kind of artsy, classy. I would like to bring back that retro-class feel.”

On living in the Playboy Mansion:
Cooper: “They don’t get it when you say, ‘There’s nothing to do there. But when you live here and come here every single day, you see the same things. Anybody else would be like, ‘Let’s go see monkeys!’ But I don’t want to see monkeys. I’d rather go bowling than play with monkeys.”

Who the hell are these kids’ friends that come over to the Playboy Mansion and ask to see the monkeys? Are you kidding me? That’s like going to Disney Land and asking the janitor to jingle his keys. If I was invited over, there’s only one thing I’d be asking to do: Try on Hugh’s robes. Those things have to feel like clouds.

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Comments (29)

  1. First! | December 13, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    First!

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  2. linceleopardo | December 13, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    First!!!

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  3. LP | December 13, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    FIRST

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  4. jacuzzi | December 13, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    Funny.

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  5. mimi | December 13, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    Only douchebags exclaim that they posted 1st.

    David Beckham Loves the Cock!

    Pray for Amy!

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  6. westpenninewoman | December 13, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    Well good for him

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  7. Dorothy | December 13, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    Didn’t he recently celebrate his 105th birthday? Or was it that other old guy Sean Penn?

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  8. Me | December 13, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Anyone posting after Me sucks on Hugh Hefner’s geriatric penis and octogenarian nutsack

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  9. Me | December 13, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    SLURP

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  10. Sharla | December 13, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    Who would rather go bowling than play with monkeys??? I mean c’mon… when was the last time a bowling ball shit on the floor and then threw it at you… good times, good times….

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

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  11. jasmine | December 13, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    who let him go out to a movie premiere with his jacket buttoned up wrong? so sad… as cool as he is, he’s still an old man losing his mind.

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  12. Golf Tips For Beginners | December 13, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    What is this kids problem! He wants to take Playboy back to the days of pin-up models? Oh yeah, that would be exciting.

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  13. jennifer | December 13, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    He sounds surprisingly down-to-earth.

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  14. loved` | December 13, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    every1 knows tha those slutz r w/ him r tha money!!!! and hes ewwwww!

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  15. Adrienne | December 13, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    #11 he had sex in the limo on the way to the premiere. Think about it, three girls + one old fart, who would have time to button there jacket up right?

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  16. Simone | December 13, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    He’s getting disgusting, as for sexual attractiveness anyway. Who could be sexually attracted to him?

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  17. Hugh Jackman | December 13, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    I found him to be delightful in many ways! Don’t let the age fool you, youngsters! The man not only has stamina, he has wisdom, intellect, plenty of lovers (male & female) and a sex drive that exhausted this young man! And anyone named Hugh is destined for stardom and fame.

    There, I said it. Hugh Hefner is bi-sexual. And I’m sexually attracted to him.

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  18. gerard Vandenberg | December 14, 2008 at 12:12 am

    ………………………….THE MAN IS 83 , folks!!
    remember?

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  19. Rodolfo | December 14, 2008 at 12:43 am

    How many Playboy Bunnies does it take to change Hef’s diapers?

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  20. youknowsit | December 14, 2008 at 8:30 am

    I visited an old peoples home once – and the smell was so bad I had to wash my skin the bleech & wire wool just to remove the honk of decaying flesh – Hugh’s lucky to find three Girls who like to suck on saggy skin that stinks like a fishermans sock
    “hay girls – what first attracted you to the MILLIONAIRE Hugh Hefner”

    PAP!

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  21. Rough Daddy | December 14, 2008 at 9:25 am

    Good answer! but wrong environment to commit to one girl!!!

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  22. lindary | December 14, 2008 at 9:26 am

    She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

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  23. Rose Parade Queen | December 14, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    Holly looks like she’s wearing a float from the rose parade.

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  24. eXtasyStef | December 14, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    Of course it’s all about his money. The sexual capacity of the average bimbo is in direct correlation with the bucks in the pocket. I doubt that bothers him in the slightest.

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  25. Carrie | December 14, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    I laughed out loud at the monkey comment. If they think the mansion is boring, what would they do if they had to live in a single bedroom apartment.

    http://www.squidoo.com/LG-BD300

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  26. Axel | September 8, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    A return to the girl next door type would be a relief compared to the fake hard boobs, six foot tall and bone thin types they’ve used for decades now.

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  27. Janet J Capers | September 12, 2009 at 11:58 am

    It’s time to grow up, these fancies are for immature people who refuse to grow up and accept life for what it is, we have enough problems in the world with people who refuse to mature and become responsible adults, these fancies lead to very serious problems in relationships, therefore the relationships do not last, finding the right person is being the right person, you can not expect no more out of a relationship than what you are willing to put into it, if you expect true love commitment, loyalty, and understanding in your relationship then that’s what you have put into it, http://janetcapers.spaces.live.com

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  28. x | September 12, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Poor, scorned Janet. Everyone does not want to be you. Different strokes for different folks, as they say. Feel free to insert your stroke joke here.

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  29. x | September 12, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    Poor, scorned Janet. Not everyone wants to be you. Different strokes for different folks, as they say. Feel free to insert your stroke joke here.

    Reply

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