Hugh Hefner’s son brings shame to family, only wants to date one girl at a time

In the latest issue of Playboy, Hugh Hefner’s sons Marston and Cooper talk about dating multiple women, living in the mansion and taking over old dad’s company. Via Us Magazine:

On having multiple girlfriends:
Marston: “I’m not going to have multiple girlfriends — not at the same time. I can’t imagine that.”
Cooper: “I can imagine doing that. I don’t think it’s an odd thing to do. You date around to try to find a connection with some girl.”

On their mother Playmate Kimberley Conrad’s stance:
Cooper: “One girl comes in the front door while the other one gets pushed out the back,” Cooper says, adding that his mother has told him, “‘We do not have a revolving door in this house!’ She’s all about one girlfriend at a time.”

On taking over the company:
Cooper: “If I were to take over the company or have a say in what’s going on, I’d want the girls to be presented more as they were in the pictorials back in the 1950s and 1960s — kind of artsy, classy. I would like to bring back that retro-class feel.”

On living in the Playboy Mansion:
Cooper: “They don’t get it when you say, ‘There’s nothing to do there. But when you live here and come here every single day, you see the same things. Anybody else would be like, ‘Let’s go see monkeys!’ But I don’t want to see monkeys. I’d rather go bowling than play with monkeys.”

Who the hell are these kids’ friends that come over to the Playboy Mansion and ask to see the monkeys? Are you kidding me? That’s like going to Disney Land and asking the janitor to jingle his keys. If I was invited over, there’s only one thing I’d be asking to do: Try on Hugh’s robes. Those things have to feel like clouds.

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