Hugh Hefner’s new twin girlfriends have an assault record (I’m aroused)

October 10th, 2008 // 104 Comments

Hugh Hefner has already found replacements for Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson. His two new ladies are twin sisters Karissa and Kristina Shannon (pictured on each side of Hugh.) But it turns out these two have a history of beating the living crap out of people and are BOTH on probation for a bar brawl in January, according to E! News:

The sisters were arrested in the early morning hours of Jan. 10 and booked on suspicion of felony aggravated battery, per arrest reports obtained by E! News. They were released from custody after posting $10,000 bonds and were later given probation and ordered to pay restitution for the incident, the details of which have not been determined just yet.
Prior to that run-in with the law, Karissa Shannon was arrested on suspicion of misdemeanor battery last November.

Well, at least they’re not dating a feeble old man with tons of cash laying around. Wait…

Photos: Splash News

  1. well i like there hair extenstions …..
    how nice is to be dead fuck ugly and knowing wen you wake up and say to yourself ”’ fuk im a ugly mole today ” but does matter il put in my hair extentions and put my face on ‘OH and look theres my slutty shorty shorts that ride up my big fat ass cheeks …im a slut but a hot slut ” lmao ”’ ey slut wheres my chicken fillets ” lol

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  2. Jessy

    R u FREAKIN SERIOUS!!! These Girls are but ass ugly their bodies might be nice but they got butta faces everything looks good but their faces, their teeth are yellow and they aint got no boobies! Come on Hef the girls next door look 10 million times better then this 2 gold diggers i think u could have done so much better theres better lookin twins out there believe me!!!

  3. skanks-r-us

    more bumfuk county trailerpark trash with the inbred moronic expression …
    stick a blond wig on it , paint it up & try to convince a normal person this is hot …
    FAIL ….bigtime ..
    guess hef’ is goin’ outta bizness sale ..
    final clearance …..

  4. skanks-r-us

    ps- agreed with the comment about the gym ..
    these sluts are early 20′s ???..
    lotta gut ..
    ahahaaaaaa ..
    the fitness world chicks must be laughin their toned abs off …as usual …

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