Hugh Hefner has already found replacements for Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson. His two new ladies are twin sisters Karissa and Kristina Shannon (pictured on each side of Hugh.) But it turns out these two have a history of beating the living crap out of people and are BOTH on probation for a bar brawl in January, according to E! News:
The sisters were arrested in the early morning hours of Jan. 10 and booked on suspicion of felony aggravated battery, per arrest reports obtained by E! News. They were released from custody after posting $10,000 bonds and were later given probation and ordered to pay restitution for the incident, the details of which have not been determined just yet.
Prior to that run-in with the law, Karissa Shannon was arrested on suspicion of misdemeanor battery last November.
Well, at least they’re not dating a feeble old man with tons of cash laying around. Wait…
Dave | October 10, 2008 at 3:25 pm
i heard they beat kimbo slice also! 1st
Lee | October 10, 2008 at 3:29 pm
They look totally different without make up on…sweet….I’m not saying they’re not hot…just sayin’…must have had it set on whore. (Simpson’s quote, FYI)
baxi69 | October 10, 2008 at 3:35 pm
That’s hot! An assult record. Oh how heaven must feel to have these incredible twins pounding, squeezing, smothering and kicking my body around. WOW.
Mary | October 10, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Lee–perhaps they used their cold cream gun? LOVE classic Simpsons quotes!
Mary | October 10, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Lee–perhaps they used their cold cream gun? LOVE classic Simpsons!
Leona | October 10, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Trashy and full of makeup. :)
Jackson | October 10, 2008 at 3:44 pm
All worthless no talent whores have skeletons in their closet just like Kim Kardaskank!
annie | October 10, 2008 at 3:44 pm
time for them to hit the gym
theyve got a bigger beer gut than Homer Simpson.
not cute at all
just 2 white trash bitches.
nuttin special.
Jean-mi | October 10, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Wow, Makeup is really magical, they can turn ordinary ugly ass proactiv-needing criminal hos into playboy material (oh that and a LOT of airbrushing)
PunkA | October 10, 2008 at 3:46 pm
These twins are not all that attractive, to be honest. Go to any college football game in the south and you’ll see thousands of chicks way hotter than these two. Of course, if they bang Hef together, I am sure their parents would have to be very proud of how they raised these girls. Since it is normal for 19 year old to make to make it with 82 year old limp dicks. Losers.
sameshitdifferentyear | October 10, 2008 at 3:46 pm
They have nice belly buttons.
HolisticWisdomcom | October 10, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I was wondering when Hugh was going to launch his new girlfriends. Just a matter of time before we start carrying sex toys named after them. (I run a sex toy company, hence the joke). LOL
Jane | October 10, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Nice to see he’s still giving alcohol to minors.
Jimbo | October 10, 2008 at 3:54 pm
@8 Jealous annie?
jesse | October 10, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I read a blurb about this today and assumed the twins were black.
Sid | October 10, 2008 at 3:57 pm
#15 – nah, Hef’s downward slide hasn’t gone that far. Yet.
Zee Brat | October 10, 2008 at 3:58 pm
They’re naked and covered in paint in that photo. Is that really SFW?
Hef's black girlfriend | October 10, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I-ba want-ba to-ba be-ba in-ba Playboy-ba!
jrz | October 10, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Is….that……….Tara Reid on the right?
Why?
jrz | October 10, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Is….that……….Tara Reid on the right?
Why?
Jrz | October 10, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I stuttered.
Brooke | October 10, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Guuuuuuuttttt.
Fatties.
Jimbo | October 10, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Rough semi-involuntary sex is always hot, but with these two it’d be awesome. They’re big and mean and violent, and their tears at the end would be so sweet.
Jimbo | October 10, 2008 at 4:07 pm
@23 That is pretty good troll. Did yo make that all up by yourself or did you read that some where?
panda | October 10, 2008 at 4:07 pm
they can beat me all the time
Eric | October 10, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Kim K. should take note – you can have a big fat ass, but it doesn’t have to be hairy and smelly too.
havoc | October 10, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Twins Basil, twins!
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Jimbo | October 10, 2008 at 4:10 pm
It was in your dad’s diary, about you and your mom.
Hefner is a pervert | October 10, 2008 at 4:11 pm
As far as I am concerned this old Ashkenazi is a child molestor. Just saying as they say.
Jimbo | October 10, 2008 at 4:13 pm
You are pretty funny troll.
French guy nailing your girlfriend | October 10, 2008 at 4:13 pm
“As far as I am concerned this old Ashkenazi is a child molestor.”
Only in America. You have many, many young girls who look like hardened pros.
Rough Daddy | October 10, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Why does he insist on keeping this charade going?
supersex | October 10, 2008 at 4:18 pm
damn i so fucking jealous
George "Dubya" Bush | October 10, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Golly gee, ‘ol Hef’s looking mighty “erectificated” with those two honeys flanking him on both sides. Eighty-five years young and still burying his “nookillur” missle in those hot young silos…man, that’s the life!
On another note, our economy is strong and we’re all gonna get through this?
the sysop | October 10, 2008 at 4:25 pm
whatevs yall they dont look that bad in their mugshots, thats worth somethin
Pylon | October 10, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Are those…nipples on the chick on the right…?
A man can dream hopefully
andy | October 10, 2008 at 4:30 pm
I agree with #35. Their mug shots look like they’re ready for a little hair-pulling doggiestyle @ 2am. They seem to be pretty good show-up-at-midnight fuck buddies, high on alcohol, drugs, and running over a pedestrian on the way over. That’s good for a lot of orgasms.
FTW | October 10, 2008 at 4:36 pm
No boobs, big beer guts at 19 years old, this is what a playboy bunny looks like now? No wonder the company is tanking!!!
yeah yeah | October 10, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Sorry, but it just seems pathetic to know that these whores are only after you for your money. Otherwise, they’d rather jump into a volcano than suck his shriveled smelly genitals
Cindy | October 10, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Actually I admire Hef – he’ll accept whatever tramps who are willing to lick his revolting shriveled saggy varicose-veins-bagged balls. Just like all you fake-macho hairy beer-bellied losers talk tough here but will glad accept any action you get from girls twice as fat as the blob on the right.
BlackSamTX | October 10, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Damn lucky old bastard…
I hate him and want to fuck his girlfriends.
Ted from LA | October 10, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Hugh must not have one person in the world who loves him. If he did, they would say, “What in the fuck are you doing? You look like a complete idiot.”
Vince Lombardi | October 10, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Check out those mugshots. Those two have got frikkin’ MUSTACHES for eyebrows. It looks like they waxed away about 3/4ths of their forehead to get those brows down to something manageable. Daiyummm.
Vince Lombardi | October 10, 2008 at 4:55 pm
@36
All three are topless wearing latex body paint.
Mark | October 10, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Trashy white whores are fun to fuck – once, when you’re both drunk and horny and the cute girl spilled the drink you put the roofie in – but man, afterward they cut the rankest farts on earth.
adeliza | October 10, 2008 at 5:01 pm
At least they are “real ” women. They don’t have insanely ridiculous, nose jobs, collagen injections, or boob jobs. I’d forgotten what it was like to see real women any more.
Susan | October 10, 2008 at 5:01 pm
I know that I always wanted to get naked together with my sister and watch her take a cumshot in the face and mouth.
Urbanspaceman | October 10, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I’m just a naive, small-town guy from the tundra north of Toronto and all this Hefner stuff confuses me. Could someone please explain what the term “girlfriend” means in the context of Hugh Hefner. I mean, they’re not really doing it with him, are they? I feel like this is some sort of in-joke that everyone but me knows about.
Vince Lombardi | October 10, 2008 at 5:08 pm
@47
I’ve always wanted that, too, Susan. Your sister is HOT!
Ethan | October 10, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Their boobs look natural. How novel for Hugh Hefner.