Hugh Hefner wants Miley Cyrus in Playboy – when she’s legal

May 9th, 2008 // 66 Comments

Hugh Hefner apparently enjoyed the Miley Cyrus bare-back photos so much, that he wants to see what’s underneath the sheet. When she’s 18, of course. I mean, c’mon, Hugh’s not some dirty old man. He’s more like, oh I dunno, Jesus. Here’s the details from Extra:

“Certainly she’d be welcome to the magazine. She’s a very pretty lady.”
As for the drama caused by Cyrus’ VF shoot? “To make such a big to-do over something as innocent as those photos — I think it’s a reflection of how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.”

Hugh, old chum, I disagree with you on Americans being schizophrenic about getting freaky. Just because sometimes sex is awesome, then bad, then interrupting my video games, then super cool, then something I cry during, doesn’t mean all of us in the colonies have wacky views on the no-pants dance. If I need to build a castle out of LEGOs before knocking boots, that’s perfectly healthy. Unless my lady friend uses up all the gray pieces first. Then she might as well call a taxi and get the heck out because I’m a man of principles, dammit.

Photo: Vanity Fair
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  1. Has this forum become a flaming den of Internet Tough Guys? I bet every guy and most of the girls here who say Miley Ray Cyrus isn’t pretty would drop their jaw to the ground if she said hi.

    She’s beautiful and she shows that a Disney Princess can become a Discordian American Princess. She’s a talented actress and singer who has a great career ahead of her. You go, girl!

  2. godsfan

    i think she is to young and that she needs to grow up and that playboy guy needs to go to church miley dont do it what would your daddy say little girl plus dont mess your life up with that stuff your a good girl keep it that way dont let fame go to your head

  3. Gena Girl

    Whassup with all this? So Hugh wants her to pose for Playboy. About 1 billion men want Miley to pose for Playboy too and most of them would be quite happy if she didn’t wait til she’s 18. Grow up. Sex doesn’t begin at 18. Don’t any of you remember being a teenager? Can any of you really look at a pic and say “that girls definitely 18″ and “that girls definitely 17″ and “that girls definitely 16?” Age is in the mind. If an 80 year old man likes looking at cute girls, glad he still has it.

  4. I’m a teenager and I think its cool! So what if teens want to be sexy? I think Gena Girl’s right. Maybe some of you peeps are too old to remember your teen years.

    But if ur a guy you should remember what its like now! Older men like looking at teen girls unless they’re gay! Then they like looking at teen boys. Did you see American Beauty? Did you ever study Greece in school? Did you ever see a professional model? They want them to look like teen girls cuz thats what peeps want to see.

    Miley Cyrus is totally cool. She’s a great singer and actress and a great person who loves animals and people. It is so easy to talk hate when you’re using a handle no one knows. Don’t be tools!

  5. peter

    she will pose when she turns 18 but they will be tasteful and artistic
    but there is no way miley and hugh will wait that long to have sex

  6. peter

    she will pose when she turns 18 but they will be tasteful and artistic
    but there is no way miley and hugh will wait that long to have sex

  7. Shemill Hickman

    i do not like miley cyrus f*ck miley cyrus

  8. are you kidding me she’s a teenager and most importantly she’s a role model do you think parents of kids that look up to her are going to be happy about “Hannah Montana” doing this it’s just sick you can’t do that you’ll disapoint people everywhere kids love her you just can’t do this it’s sick you can’t ask her to do that if she was emberased about that she’ll be even more emberased about this you can’t make a responsible teenager like miley to do this nobody would want to see her doing that she’s a role model role model’s don’t do that!

  9. are you kidding me she’s a teenager and most importantly she’s a role model do you think parents of kids that look up to her are going to be happy about “Hannah Montana” doing this it’s just sick you can’t do that you’ll disapoint people everywhere kids love her you just can’t do this it’s sick you can’t ask her to do that if she was emberased about that she’ll be even more emberased about this you can’t make a responsible teenager like miley to do this nobody would want to see her doing that she’s a role model role model’s don’t do that!

  10. she’s 17 and your calling her a lady she’s a girl your stupid you want a girl that’s known as “hannah montana” to most kids to do that she has kids looking up to her your just going to disapoint thousands of people i know that miley would not be happy you just like to disapoint people what about the children you want her to do that? are you crazy! i think you are you just like to see disney stars go crazy if you didn’t noticeshe’s a disney star not a porn star!

  11. she is beautiful but that dosn’t mean she has to do it she’s responsible and she wouldn’t want to do this this is sick she’s just a teenager you just want her to turn into britney she’s a sweet kind country girl and she’s also a rolemodel i don’t think you know the term of role model she wants to teach kids to do good things this is disgusting it disgusts me i don’t know any old people that want this it’s not proper she’s a safystichated young lady and she’s also a teenager i don’t know if any teenage role model would do this it’s icky it’s gross and she dosn’t need this it’s bad for her career she’s a teenage role model not a grounup disaster that’s what every person in playboy magazine is you can’t expect her to do it she’s just a teenager and she wants to be a role model she’s a good girl and good girls don’t do that you just don’t want anyone to be a role model you think making her do this is good? you have a serious problem

  12. miley is a sweet kind honest country girl and she’s also a role model you just want to take that away from her miley is a good girl that has alot of kids looking up to her good girls don’t do that miley is a good girl she want’s to stay a role model your just crazy miley is good she dosn’t want people thinking about her that way she is not bad you just want her kicked off disney channel so you can turn her into this that’s what i think she’s a good role model she really is she’s not bad

  13. miley is a sweet girl and she’s a good role model so you think doing that is being a good role model miley is just 17 and she want’s to be a role model and if she was emberased by the bare back shoot she will be humiliated if this happend it would ruin her good image you think you should do that to a girl known to most as hannah montana if hannah shouldent miley shouldent she has a great image and your trying to ruin it with playboy she’s too young and she has a great repputation she dosn’t want to ruin she want’s to stay a good role model she works so hard to be a good role model you can’t do this it’s not what a responsible person would wan’t a teenager to do it’s sick your just bad

  14. miley is a good girl you can’t try to do this miley is pure she’s not gonna turn into your little survent she’s a good role model and she always wants to stay that way that was emberasing she will be really emberased if you do this she’s just a teenager she dosn’t want to turn into all the disasters that happend in your magazine she’s innocent

  15. Say, let’s get real, folks. Nothing tells my libido that 15-years-old is too young. That’s a social construction, not biology. Muhammed had a wife in her early preteens, and Joseph whom early Christian writings say was around age 60 married Mary when she was between 12 and 16.

    Making prudish, unrealistic laws doesn’t change basic human biology. I’m glad Hef’s still got it. And for every 100 people who say this Discordian American Princess is ugly, I bet there’s 99 liars.

  16. sailor

    first i didn’t look like she would take up hughs offer
    but now i dont know
    she loves acting sexy and erotic
    she’ll pose and she will end up f***ing hugh
    would take a bit of viagra but he will enjoy hitting that
    it doesn’t matter if you think she is hot or not if your 80+ any girl aged 17-18
    would equal great sex and miley likes older men
    wonder if they will make a sex tape

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