Hugh Hefner putting an end to parties at Playboy Mansion (Pauly Shore’s schedule now wide open)

August 13th, 2008 // 57 Comments

Sad news today. Hollywood is about to lose one of its trademark staples: Parties at the Playboy Mansion. Talk about the end of an era. Of course, some say that era ended the last time Hugh Hefner had an erection (See: Reagan Administration), but let’s show a little respect for a man whose dedication to breasts is dwarfed only by that of my own. True story. FOX News reports:

After decades and decades of wild nights, we hear Hef is calling it a day and that Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs.
A rep from the men’s mag kept mum on the murmurs, saying: “Who knows what will happen in a year from now?”

Allow me to take a stab: Boner pill-related myocardial infarction. I win!

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  1. Hello Folks;

    it only goes to show money can buy most anything, if you like trashy women playboy has them.

    Oh hell yes!!! I almost forgot I tried a few years ago to get hefner to put on a look alike contest since most of my friends says I could pass for him and get into the clubs he owns but some smart ass that works for hef sent me and e-mail and said get lost go figure he don’t want to lose his place with hugh.

    have a great life,

    Clyde in Ohio

  2. Hello Folks;

    it only goes to show money can buy most anything, if you like trashy women playboy has them.

    Oh hell yes!!! I almost forgot I tried a few years ago to get hefner to put on a look alike contest since most of my friends says I could pass for him and get into the clubs he owns but some smart ass that works for hef sent me and e-mail and said get lost go figure he don’t want to lose his place with hugh.

    have a great life,

    Clyde in Ohio

  3. Hello Folks;

    it only goes to show money can buy most anything, if you like trashy women playboy has them.

    Oh hell yes!!! I almost forgot I tried a few years ago to get hefner to put on a look alike contest since most of my friends says I could pass for him and get into the clubs he owns but some smart ass that works for hef sent me and e-mail and said get lost go figure he don’t want to lose his place with hugh.

    have a great life,

    Clyde in Ohio

  4. marissa ramirez

    hey hugh i have a business proposition with my sexy 17 year old boy maybe …………………………………………………………………………….

  5. devilsrain

    55. single mom?

  6. Yassine Hamel

    Anyone interested in going to that last Halloween party? I have tickets, no joke.

    They’re expensive, $5000.00 each, but they’re real. 100%

    I have a letter from Playboy to prove it.

    Let me know…

    privatehalloweenparty@gmail.com

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