Hugh Hefner has seen more naked chicks than David Crockett with a fistful of one’s, so it’s a compliment when he thinks Jennifer Aniston’s nude GQ photo shoot looks like an issue of his magazine. Us Weekly reports:
When shown Jennifer Aniston’s nearly naked January GQ cover, Hefner, 82, remarks, “This looks like the cover of Playboy. I’m much impressed by Jennifer.
“Is it just me, or is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter?” he says of the 39-year-old actress. “Never seen her in this light before.”
Sadly, it was just him; he was holding a head of broccoli. But senility aside, it’s pretty obvious John Mayer has some competition, and there’s only way to solve this dilemma: Jennifer Aniston. Completely nude. Playboy. Wait, I already proposed this solution for the economy. And global warming. And health care. And that time I locked my keys in the car at Starbucks….
Brett | December 17, 2008 at 12:19 pm
squirrel.
mimi | December 17, 2008 at 12:19 pm
She’s not hot she’s photoshopped
RichPort's Ghost | December 17, 2008 at 12:19 pm
That picture would look way better if that tie was my zipper dragon.
Big Poppa Stump | December 17, 2008 at 12:20 pm
She’s desperate and starved for attention is all that this adds up to.
Answer Guru | December 17, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Lol! Th old man is right… besides, he has the right eye for this, so if he says it looks like Playboy…
jaime | December 17, 2008 at 12:28 pm
hef, please convince her to pose for you! also, lindsay lohan. and rashida jones. and the hot chick from into the wild that now acted in that twilight movie. and megan fox!
Jrz | December 17, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Hugh also wears diapers, so…….whatever.
Uncle Eccoli | December 17, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Hugh Hefner is such a slimeball.
Tits on a stick with whipped cream panties | December 17, 2008 at 12:44 pm
If she’s so hot, why did Brangelina divorce her and why can’t she do better than John Mayer and Vince Vance? Why doesn’t she show her coochie and nipples and butt-crack like bat-shit crazy Britney? Where the sex video? Now, if she’s just spread her cheeks and pucker up her anus hole, she’d be real hot. Agreed???
necessaryROUGHness | December 17, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Thats right Hugh looks just like playboy! that why maxim and the others are out selling your mag!
Bob | December 17, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Hugh Hefner and Playboy are so yesterday. He wishes he could attract class like GQ.
AJ | December 17, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Poor Jen was not hot enough to keep Brad.
Listen to mama | December 17, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Is it just me or does she have Jay Leno’s chin?
effyeray | December 17, 2008 at 1:06 pm
AARP doesn’t sponsor nudes. Especially the desperate fug talentless whore kind of nudes.
fletcher | December 17, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Jen is beautiful and is ageing better than brad and angafreaka
Sportsdvl | December 17, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Jen looks amazing. Obviously, she is better off without “He who does not shower” or otherwise known as Brad Pitt and his new bang.
Vince Lombardi | December 17, 2008 at 1:13 pm
It’s official. Hugh has Alzheimer’s. He thinks Jennifer Anniston is getting hotter, and he forgot his PJs.
PostmortemG | December 17, 2008 at 1:18 pm
What’s GQ all about? I’ve never read it. I’m sure it’s for the better. What’s Jennifer Aniston all about? I don’t know anything about her. I’m sure it’s for the better. =D
Brad's got issues | December 17, 2008 at 1:19 pm
I’m a fan of Brad Pitt the actor, but if we’re judging on looks, he made the wrong choice. Jennifer Aniston is, head to toe, much, much hotter than Angelina Jolie. It’s not even close. And I’m not that big a fan of Jennifer Aniston.
Come to think of it, they all crazy.
Eric | December 17, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I’d love to see Jen nude in Playboy! I’ve always wondered how many teeth she has in her vagina.
Master of The Obvious | December 17, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I’m thinkin’ she doesn’t put out. That explains a lot.
arnold in a speedo (horrifying) | December 17, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Sheez ahuuge dickkteeezz
Judge | December 17, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Angie’s creating a huge family with Brad Pitt, soon to be nominated for Best Actor for “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”. Jen can’t make it work with a slob like Vince Vaughn or a minimal hetero like John Mayer. Angie wins.
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sally | December 17, 2008 at 1:57 pm
hugh hefner would like to insert himself into her
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Allison | December 17, 2008 at 2:56 pm
She looks completely retarded. Literally.
jaime | December 17, 2008 at 3:01 pm
people, what the fuck is wrong with you? there are so many comments critical of hugh hefner, when we all know that we admire and respect him, and we totally wish we could have been him. also, stop attacking his age. do you want to see what YOU look like at eighty-something? probably dead. or if you are a woman, no breasts and arched back. if you are a guy, no way you’ll have as much money as him, or a magazine, or a history of having sex with countless women.
so shut up.
and to people attacking anniston, don’t be hypocrits. guys still would totally do her, and girls would totally still want to be her. so again, quit crying like little babies if you’re jealous.
to hell with hefner (pervert) | December 17, 2008 at 3:13 pm
As far as i am concerned the man is a pedophile. Wrinkled up pile of filth. Shouldn’t a very old man develop new hobbies and stop acting like he is a sexual role model? I guess not he is part of the media’s ruling caste.
So support the perv and buy his mags featuring artificial women.
Next month: mimi spreads her asscheeks on the last page.
mike | December 17, 2008 at 3:58 pm
She has a gorgeous body, but she looks totally pathetic. Why is she trying so hard?
misskocopi | December 17, 2008 at 4:08 pm
man im sick of seeing her fucking ugly wrinkled face
what a prune
shes just photo shopped like every other celeb
its so funny how ppl actually think shes hot
get a life
meee | December 17, 2008 at 4:48 pm
fish goddammit, GRAMMAR! “ones” does NOT need an apostrophe. can i just be your editor?
Holly Madison's New BF | December 17, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Hef is shooting dust at her photos as we speak.
lindary | December 17, 2008 at 6:23 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Taves | December 17, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Aniston gets her beard and moustache waxed on a regular basis.
True. Photoshop does wonders doesn’t it?
gerard Vandenberg | December 17, 2008 at 9:43 pm
absolute sure:I CAN DEFINITELY LIVE WITH HER, folks!!
mo | December 17, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Jennifer Aniston already did Playboy whey she was younger; which proves you all are really young horny dudes and don’t really read playboy.
mo | December 17, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Jennifer Aniston already did Playboy whey she was younger; which proves you all are really young horny dudes and don’t really read playboy, you download porn.
Sickitten | December 17, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Like Babs Walters, Hefner is a crazy ol’ coot who needs to completely retire.
sara | December 18, 2008 at 1:29 am
She looks mildly retarded in that pose… also, Hugh Hefner is a gross old pervert. Just thought I’d remind society.
Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason | December 18, 2008 at 1:51 am
he’s a dirty old pervert, DIE HEFNER your coffin is waiting for you.
Megan | December 18, 2008 at 12:54 pm
“And that time I locked my keys in the car at Starbucks….”
Hey, I did that a few weeks ago! It was really embarassing because I was at a highway rest area and my dad had to drive a half hour to bring me a spare. But the tall nonfat mocha was worth it. But it sucks so bad to see your keys in there and know that the only way to get them is to break a window.
PhotoChop | December 18, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Too bad it looks nothing like her due to the complete photoshopping its received.
This one ranks right up there with Belinda Carlisle’s Playboy shoot on alltime most-touched-up photo shoots.
Nancey Grace | December 19, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Too bad all the photoshop in the world couldn’t minimize her huge chin. Looks like she’s a she-creature of Jay Leno. Ew.
hdd media player | May 20, 2010 at 7:22 am
If he is so hot, why did Brangelina divorce her and she better than John Mayer and Vince Vance Why can not you? She and her coochie nipples and butt crack as bat shit crazy Britney does not show why? Where the sex video? Now, if he’s just getting her anal hole and folded her cheeks spread, it would be real hot. Agreed??