Hugh Hefner has seen more naked chicks than David Crockett with a fistful of one’s, so it’s a compliment when he thinks Jennifer Aniston’s nude GQ photo shoot looks like an issue of his magazine. Us Weekly reports:
When shown Jennifer Aniston’s nearly naked January GQ cover, Hefner, 82, remarks, “This looks like the cover of Playboy. I’m much impressed by Jennifer.
“Is it just me, or is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter?” he says of the 39-year-old actress. “Never seen her in this light before.”
Sadly, it was just him; he was holding a head of broccoli. But senility aside, it’s pretty obvious John Mayer has some competition, and there’s only way to solve this dilemma: Jennifer Aniston. Completely nude. Playboy. Wait, I already proposed this solution for the economy. And global warming. And health care. And that time I locked my keys in the car at Starbucks….