Hugh Hefner says he’s considering becoming a father again at the age of 80. He says:
“I wouldn’t say that there’s a plan, but there has certainly been a conversation. I think ‘probability’ is probably an overstatement, but ‘possibility’ is very real. It began as a wish, and now it’s becoming, I mean, on Holly’s part, it’s a more serious conversation.”
He also claims that his relationship with all his girlfriends is real and not contrived for TV, and that Holly is his main squeeze. He adds:
“This is the one. It’s fascinating – I mean, with all the years and the romantic adventures and the marriages, etc. – to find something as special as this at this stage in my life is a miracle. I was dating Sandy, Mandy and Brande which is like bad fiction. I cut back a little. I thinned the herd.” It wasn’t long before Holly was his No. 1. “And the other girls recognize that. This is the one with the future. And this was not planned as a plot line – a variation on HBO’s ‘Big Love.’ This was a unique relationship, and then the television show came along. We’re just having a lot of fun with it, and life has never been better.”
We’ve already established that Hugh Hefner is a god (be it a really old one that occasionally pees itself becaues it can’t make it to the bathroom on time) but becoming a father at 80 is just gross. I’ve accepted he’s got three girls living in his mansion, but my mind can’t wrap itself around him actually having sex with any of them. The concept is so fantastic it might as well be a banjo-playing mermaid.
#42 – MY BAD. Sorry. I didn’t read it properly…
I had something witty to say, but now all I can think of is Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Not only is it gross enough to think of that old piece of leather with those three bimbos, but now I have the image of them breeding! D’:
A wealthy 80 year old man who lusts for buxom blondes?
DING-DONG!
“Hi! My name is Anna Nicole Smith and I want to marry you!
He spurts dust.
#28 soooooooo fucking funny!
holly is really resourceful. he keeps ignoring the baby issue, but eventually he’ll get so senile that he’ll say yes to anything. he’s already blubbering about how holly is “the one.” for a man his age, that’s crazy-talk.
well done, holly.
too bad for his magazine that the mainstream still thinks in such simple concepts as “pure” “mom” and “skank.” only orange skanks with fake tits and white hair will pose.
wake up, america! children aren’t pure, mom’s aren’t holy, and momming it won’t de-skankify, and not all skanks are skanks!
Will the baby have a bunny ears logo birthmark that will be hard to find?
He reminds me of George Burns, without the comedic timing and ability to laugh at himself.
(#41 I’m not playing, actually… I don’t think there’s an answer. it happens when it happens_)
He’s not so much a god as he is a conniving old coot who managed to lure a bunch of brainless bimboes into putting up with so much BS that he freely refers to his girlfriends as a “herd” and they don’t so much as bat an eye. In reality, would any young guy really want to trade places with him? Yeah, who wouldn’t want to be a crusty old fart with countless sycophantic moronic women hanging around just waiting like vultures to take all your money.
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Hell Yeah, these bitches are just gold digging useless peices of shit humans who aren’t worth a pimps dollars….
And for Hugh he’s all talk and no balls, can’t wait for when he keels over into a trench
Why stop with Holly? Why not impregnate all three, and give each child a smaller inheritance based on the status of their mother? The youngest shall have a coat of many colors, and the oldest will be mistakenly ousted from primacy by a trick encouraged by the “brainy” one in favor of the middle child, and be forever dedicated as a castrato slave to the Franciscan brothers. Or something like that…
@28 That is pure gold…. nearly wet myself…. thanks for that
so no one is going to mention the fact that his 3 twenty five year old bimbo girlfriends are prostitutes–you know have sex for live and board
yeah that’s what my mind can’t wrap itself around them thinking that they’re not doing something that’s bad. The concept is fantastic it might as well be…hmmmm…well…actually prostitution being televised on t.v. pretty much fascinates me completely
You can say what you want, but this old fucker gets to drain his shriveled nuts in something like that anytime he wants, and never the same shit twice.
You just can’t hate on Hugh…imfuckingpossible.
hey alex- even one person is never the same twice. if you insist that’s not the case, which i’m sure you would, since SOMETHING HAS to persist about a person, then consider that they all look like clones, and in his early stages of dementia, he probably can’t tell them apart. so, he gets the same shit all the time.
Dude…to this day I can’t see that old man having sex on those girls..or sex with anyone.
I am not a fan, but it shall be interesting to see what happens to Playboy when “Hef” passes on.
He’s way past his bedtime.
Ah, well… it just goes to show that even though money can’t buy happiness, it can buy you a herd *cough* of Las Vegas rejects who’ll tell you anything you want 6to hear as long as you keep paying for their tanning sessions and bikini wax.
holly has always reminded me of gwen stefani.
WAIT. i thought he already had a son.. i could have sworn he did. and his son wanted to be like a computer designer and he was like 13..
ok never mind. i shouldnt have said that,
Hefner already has four children from two marriages, including 54-year-old Christie Hefner, who’s chairman and CEO of Playboy Enterprises.
I love Hugh. He can do whatever he pleases.
ok, how they even gonna bullshit. they love him for his money. you mean to tell me if an average old guy came up to a smokin hot blonde and even started trying to pick her up, she wouldnt be all “EWWWWW!!”? they cant even front like its true love. bitch is smart, get that money ho, you be ridin ferrari in no time with that ass
Don’t be a pussy Hef, get them all knocked up. Plus make sure you get them to sign off on any rights to the kids after you are dead in the next year or two. That way we would REALLY remember you. Especially if these 3 bimbo’s birthed 3 more bimbo’s that could be exploited in…say 14 years?
Hef a god? Not likely. He’s Joe Francis circa 1950. Those 3 skanks are prostitutes willing to bang old man ass for the money and attention. Except one of them is thinking about the future. She knows as soon as Hef kicks the bucket (any day now), she’ll be out on her ass like James Brown’s girlfriend and she wants a little insurance (kid) for the future. They all deserve each other. And so do freaks who idolize that shriveled old prune.
HAHHA YOU TELL THEM #77, BUT I’D STILL LIKE TO FUCK KENDRA.
All I can say is these three are only after one thing. CHA-CHING!!! If Holly has his baby, this will definitely secure her future, don’t cha think? I guess a guy at his age is damn lucky to get it up, and if she has to grin and bear it for a few seconds, ughh….never mind, the thought’s just too damn repulsive.
yeah, like we need more of his genes floating around
The only thing I didn’t like about this story was Hef’s referring to the women as the “herd”. As for Holly and Hef having a child? Hef is an intelligent,brilliant,interesting man. If Holly where only after a rich man, I’m sure she could have her pick of many. As for how long Hef will be around? Maybe tomorrow, maybe twenty or thirty years. If Holly had picked a man her own age, what guarantee is there that he wouldn’t go tomorrow? None, of course, age is irrevelant here. Holly obviously loves him. I know the show(The Girls Next Door) is a success. However Hef says the love he and Holly have is a miracle and I’m sure he’s right. In times like these, what a joy to find someone you can be that happy with. Embrace it, do the right thing. I’m heard so much about Hef’s morals and his outlook on family and how he really is an old fashioned and traditional man. So, this woman Hef professes to love so deeply? Do the right thing. Marry her and have all the children you want and will be lucky enough to be blessed with. Age is truly just a number. Good luck Hef and Holly and God bless you both.