Hugh Hefner says he’s considering becoming a father again at the age of 80. He says:
“I wouldn’t say that there’s a plan, but there has certainly been a conversation. I think ‘probability’ is probably an overstatement, but ‘possibility’ is very real. It began as a wish, and now it’s becoming, I mean, on Holly’s part, it’s a more serious conversation.”
He also claims that his relationship with all his girlfriends is real and not contrived for TV, and that Holly is his main squeeze. He adds:
“This is the one. It’s fascinating – I mean, with all the years and the romantic adventures and the marriages, etc. – to find something as special as this at this stage in my life is a miracle. I was dating Sandy, Mandy and Brande which is like bad fiction. I cut back a little. I thinned the herd.” It wasn’t long before Holly was his No. 1. “And the other girls recognize that. This is the one with the future. And this was not planned as a plot line – a variation on HBO’s ‘Big Love.’ This was a unique relationship, and then the television show came along. We’re just having a lot of fun with it, and life has never been better.”
We’ve already established that Hugh Hefner is a god (be it a really old one that occasionally pees itself becaues it can’t make it to the bathroom on time) but becoming a father at 80 is just gross. I’ve accepted he’s got three girls living in his mansion, but my mind can’t wrap itself around him actually having sex with any of them. The concept is so fantastic it might as well be a banjo-playing mermaid.
FIRST!
Oh, come on, jrzmommy. Not you too.
Couldn’t he be a great grandfather to the youngest of these bimbos? Could his dry old sack still be fertile? Can a giant Viagra pill even do the job?
this man is gross and these women are gold digging whores at the end of the day. He should not be allowed to have more children, if it was an 80 year old woman wanting to produce there would be an outcry. SICK BURK.
C’mon, #2, you know I don’t do gay shit like that. My buddy R&R is here today. Gonna be lots of gay shit with my name on it.
anyhoo, back to Hef, between the old sperm, viagra and countless chemicals floating around any of the potential mothers, Downs Syndrome is the least of the worries here.
When I was growing up, I had sex with a guy Hef’s age lots of times. Grandpa didn’t have much stamina, but he sure knew what to do! He was second only to Dad.
If this guy can ejaculate anything but dust at this point I will be sincerely surprised.
As an avid viewer of The Girls Next Door (sad, yes, I know)I can say that Holly seems to honestly love Hef. The other two treat him like he’s their creepy grandpa who kisses them a little too long but they don’t mind ’cause he gives the best birthday presents.
Forget the fact that this is “disgusting.” How selfish is this bitch? She wants to bring children into the world with a man who is certain to die VERY soon? It’s just not right. In fact, I think it’s cruel. Their kids will never know their father, and if Hef does last another 10 years or so, his young children will have to watch him deteriorate and die. I don’t get it…
I don’t even want to know what his rusty, old, hairy, shriveled dick looks like…and if he were to have sex with any one of those girls, I really really really feel bad for their va-jay-jays…EEEEK!
Holly has been trying to convince Hef that they should have a child forever. This is not a huge shock if you ask me. Just as long as Kendra is not the mother… that is one dumb, ugly, retarded laughing, wigger, glow in the dark haired bitch!
#5
Sorry, doll. I assure you that I did give you the benefit of the doubt. I never actually detected sarcasm in a “FIRST” posting before.
Jesus. How can these girls bob up and down on the Crypt-Keeper like that? He must be blowing pure graveyard dust by now.
I’m just kidding. I log in under other people’s names and write dumb stuff about them so you guys all think it’s really that person writing dumb stuff about themselves! I’m so original and funny that way. Afterall, I am 20 and I know all there is to know. Yeah, that’s me, young, dumb and full of cum! *snort snort*
@Rock and Roll #13- I like to do that too! And I like 20 year old girls. Wanna fuck? I hope you like your women built like brick shit houses because I am a lotta woman! YES I AM!!!
Can you say Viagra baby?
#7 – ROFLMAO
I’m just really sorry I read this story during lunch.
7 I was thinking the exact same thing
WHAT kind of ISSUES must you have as a young beautiful girl to think that HH is hot? I mean, is it his sagging ass cheeks or his liver spotted dick that does it for you??
I mean his skin is practically falling OFF!!
I am all for Hef doing whatever the fuck he wants. HEF IS A GOD.
#18 — hef isn’t hot physically, it is fairly obvious that the reason women find him attractive is his POWER, and $$$$$.
look, don’t start hating on how they are gold digging whores. there’s not a straight man alive that doesn’t wish he had enough gold to get some whores like these to move in and fuck him on demand.
holly just wants to make sure she’s taken care of when he’s gone. the rest of the girls will probably leave with what’s on their backs which is nothing but rug burn scars from getting banged by montgomery burns all these years.
Someone should chop that old fool’s dick off.
maria sharapova’s arm is fucked up at crabbie’s
who’s the ugly scank in the middle?
Then they can arrest him for child abuse Minority Report-style.
“I cut back a little. I thinned the herd.”
Grandpa thinks he’s a real stud, the arrogant, delusional fuck. I guess he thinks it’s his chiseled face and devastating wit — not his money — that gets to babes.
He’ll reincarnate as a butt boy turning tricks in Thailand for wealthy Europeans on their “erotic cruise” vacations.
@17…Just imagine the little sputtering, *poof*-like noise it makes, and the room filling up with dust like when a vaccuum cleaner bag busts. The girls are coughing, fanning the air around their faces…classic.
Foreskin? More like FLOORskin the saggy old bastie
Gross. Grosser than the viscous fluids that seep from Paris Hilton’s infected vag, mixed with the pubic lice living in Tara Reid’s moustache. GROSS.
I also don’t get why this guy is a “God”. So he stuck his shriveled weiner inside a whole lot of girls with low self-esteem, like that’s difficult.
So, if a baby is actually conceived and born would it come out middle aged since Hef’s so old?
Sandy! Mandy! Come hold daddies pee pee up so he can stick it in Brandy. And bring my hearth medication for god’s sake. What are you? Bimbos?
Hef’s had a stroke already, so by the time Candy or Brandy or whatever the fuck her name is splurts out the next instant millionaire, Daddy and Junior can have drooling contests. Think of all the money they’ll save on expensive dinners as they’ll both be on baby food. Junior can aspire to fill Hef’s diaper.
You just have to know that Christie Hefner, who now actually runs the company, would rather do her father herself in prime time on the Playboy channel, than split her inheritance yet again with more “siblings”. For the longest time it was half of everything with her brother. Then Hef had to marry what’s-her-name Playmate of the year, and split the half into a quarter. She’s not going to be happy about bringing it down to just 20%.
Besides, having kids when you’re 80 is just obscene! If you have that much spare time, plan your funeral, go for tailoring sessions for more silk pajamas, mix a little ecstasy in with your Viagra, have an afternoon 3-way with the girls from the Seniors center, have poker parties with all your 70+ ex-B-list Hollywood star buddies … but for the love of God man, don’t have another kid.
Haven’t anyone noticed?This is Hugh signal to me (morsecode).He tells me:”Take blondines not too smart with big titties.Put the one with the biggest titties on your right side and put the one with the greatest neckled on you left side.Put the one which is not most smart near the booze.So she can give you your favorite drink on time.Thanks for your caring Hugh.Have you start your cleansing-proces yet?
Then the mother will have two diapers to change: Hugh’s and the baby’s.
Great. Now his buxom baby mama will have TWO sets of diapers to change, but only one of them will reek of digested foie gras and brand name medication.
DAMN YOU #33!!! DAMN YOUR QUICKER TYPING SKILLS!!!
lots of men can ejaculate and reproduce in their senior years, women stop ovulating sooner, that’s not the prob
the problem is that he has already had a stroke, and does not show signs of being able to live to the kid’s high-school graduation, at which he would be at least 98 years old
(pause for snickering and chuckle)
so a gold-digger will legally get a large share of his money, and likely spend it on plastic and injections not the child’s welfare, and he will be long gone
no parental role models
no emotional support
no fucking nothing
if you believe in the traditional-marriage two-parent raise-kids bullshit paradigm, that’s the problem
and for the record, even perfect 10 is better than playboy now, fried-yellow hair and ridiculous plastic bulbs are very distracting
hey Hef! : more girls-next-door, less Darth Sweden
but Hefner is iconic, he was one of the primary reasons the sexual revolution went mainstream
his magazine isn’t worth shit anymore but at one time it established a standard
#29 – ROTFLOL.
For those of you who think an 80 year-old man is unworthy of sexual love: at what age do you intend to hang up your spurs to avoid grossing the rest of us out? Just wondering.
time to cue up the gay porn!
http://club.cdfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=104920
#37 80 is worthy of sexual love but not of prancing around and talking like he’s a stud because he’s got some gold-digging silicone jockies who are willing to letting him stick his winky in them.
Saggy ass cheeks!
#39 Hmmm. Thanks for playing but you didn’t answer the question.
Julio Iglesias’ father, ie, Enrique Iglesias’ grandfather IS THE OLDEST FATHER in the world…
He had two children when he was 90 and 88!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, it’s already been said several times before, but the implication that HH is a god because he can get younger women to hump him is a denial of logic, reality, common sense, etc. If HH was a retired bus driver living on a tiny pension who could still get 25 year olds, THEN he’d be a stud. But he’s a rich, old, famous guy. I’m sure those chicks have affection for him, but if he wasn’t rich, they wouldn’t touch any part of him, much less consider having his offspring. They’d step over his dead body to get to a rich guy. And the “thinned the herd” comment… so chivalrous. That Hugh really is a sweetheart. No wonder whatsherface wants to have his baby. Wouldn’t want those genetics to die off.
And props to: “If this guy can ejaculate anything but dust at this point I will be sincerely surprised.” Hilarious.
Oh, come now. You’re asking me to believe that some women will do anything – for money. I just can’t believe that.
@#37 Nothin wrong with him havin sex at ANY age but with a woman who’ll only do it cos hes rich and could be his great granddauhter? uhuh! and her having a baby – double uhuh.
I agree, nothing wrong with sex at any age, Americans are too hung up on that. For example, my girls are already starting (with dad) and they say they look forward to it every night.
Oh my gosh its an incest joke what ever will I do I have been trolled by someone here on the superficial oh my i am in shock i am amazed at how original that is whoever could it be oh no now I shall cry all the way home and never leave the house again boo hoo.
Besides it’s just a little fingering at bathtime, big fucking deal.
Holly wants a secure future with huge $$$$$$ for child support. Love? I think not.
If he was a smart man then he’d marry the gold digger after he got her to sign a pre nup with inclusions in it in case they did some how manage to reproduce a mini heff. If she gets preggies to him now with out a pre nup then she’d be laughing all the way to the bank.
#42 – Julio Iglesias is 64 years old – http://www.julioiglesias.com/mainen.htm