Hugh Hefner maybe marrying Holly

claims the buzz during the Oscar parties was that Hugh Hefner is getting married before the end of the year to Holly Madison, one of his three girlfriends.

“This is very secret, but the word is ‘yes,’ ” one insider told Page Six. “Hef has decided he will marry Holly, and he wants it for his show, ‘The Girls Next Door.’ Hef thinks business all the time, and looks for a new hook, although he also does really love Holly… Hef sees that she is the most dedicated. Kendra is never there, and they both hate each other, and Bridget is hanging on by being very friendly to Holly.”

That Holly sure is a lucky gal. She gets to marry a guy who’s just, what, barely in his 120’s? And has two other girlfriends? And looks like E.T.? It’s like every little girl’s dream come true. They should write fairy tales about her life.