Hugh Hefner: ‘No Kate Gosselin in Playboy’

Hugh Hefner apparently does have his shit together and has no interest in letting Kate Gosselin pose for Playboy, according to E!’s Marc Malkin:

“No! No!” Hef said when I asked him about the possibility of the controversial reality-television mom posing in the pages of the legendary men’s magazine.
In fact, Hefner doesn’t understand why Gosselin is even on Dancing With the Stars…
“I don’t think she’s a celebrity,” he said.

While I enjoy a good Hugh Hefner burn as much as the next man, I can’t help but feel a tad disappointed because I kind of wanted to see ‘em. It’s been almost a year since the Gosselin explosion erupted, and frankly, I think I earned it. Sure, I’ll probably claw my eyes out and contemplate man-ass for a few moments, but I didn’t take this job just to sit around on the Internet ogling hot breasts all day. Wait.

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