Hugh Grant is mean to the paparazzi

September 22nd, 2006 // 38 Comments
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Hugh Grant yelled at and slapped a photographer yesterday after he took his picture in London. Photographer Bradley Case says he had just taken the picture when Hugh snapped back:

“You’re nothing but a stupid t-. If you don’t [bleep] off, I’m gonna cut your b- off.” Case says he proceeded to “slap me hard across the face.” Case is planning to press assault charges.

I love Mad Libs which is why I’ve taken the liberty of filling in those expletives with my own personal combination of nouns and verbs. So now without further ado I present for you the unedited Hugh Grant insult-o-matic: “You’re nothing but a stupid [tomato]. If you don’t [jump] off, I’m gonna cut your [boobies] off.” Oh that Hugh. His words, they make no sense!

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  1. llllllllll

    lIKE WHO CARES….BY THE WAY, WHO IS HE?

  2. jrzmommy

    As if Hugh Grant has mattered after being caught getting a hummer from Divine Brown. Motherfucker please…..you should kiss the ground that photographer was standing on for taking your picture to get you any inkling of publicity.

  3. llllllllll

    omg I just read this post, how could he do such a thing! What man goes around slapping another man?!? That’s just not how it’s done…it’s kind of like a real man’s rule

  4. What did he really say?

    “You’re nothing but a stupid twit. If you don’t sod off, I’m gonna cut your bits off.”

    Oh, those brits are rich!

  5. Mad Libs… I have not done that in so long! Oh the days! Okay, let’s see here…

    “You’re nothing but a stupid [toenail]. If you don’t [jerk] off, I’m gonna cut your [bumble bee] off.”

    Yayyy! So much fun on a friday!

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  6. Wampoon.com

    Last thing I remember was “Love Actually”

    http://wampoon.com

  7. Though who gets caught with an ugly black hooker, shall not cast stones

    http://www.celebslam.com

  8. llllllllll

    ok who can guess where this is from……….{{BRITISH TONE}}Porn actor #2 (to woman): Oi! You promised me you’d never cheat on me again!
    Porn actor #1 : I never promised any such thing!
    Porn actor #2 : Not you, you twit! Her!
    Porn actress #1 : I’ve never seen you before in all my life!
    Porn actor #1 : (shocked) Oh….right. Sorry. (he leaves)

  9. What does Hugh Grant have to complain about anyways? He needs a slap upside the melon.

    What’s Hugh Grant’s favourite drink?
    - Horlicks!

    Why did Hugh Grant buy a BMW?
    - More head room.

    Hugh Grant was sentenced the other day. He got 2 minutes in the box for hooking.

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    Shaun

  10. jane's eyre

    Did he blink his eyes alot and stutter while saying this?

  11. amhi

    I’m afraid you’ve got it all wrong.

    Man wants his peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

    You’re nothing but a stupid [twist tie]. If you don’t [get] off, I’m gonna cut your [bag] off.

  12. amhi

    Poor guy sees everyone as a type of food. Like in that one Disney movie.

  13. Oh! Sounds fun! Lemme try.

    You’re nothing but a stupid [TickleMeElmo]. If you don’t [wax] off, I’m gonna cut your [back tires]off.”

    Meh. It’s aiight.

    http://www.edquartersaudio.com

  14. bigponie

    it’s a good thing he bitch “slapped” a brit, if it were a black american paparazzi in L.A., his grey poupon ass would be splattered across the walk of fame.

  15. jrzmommy

    My turn:

    “You’re nothing but a stupid garbage can. If you don’t wander off, I’m gonna cut your clogs off.”

  16. PunjabPete

    Hugh Grant – helping end that image of British men as effeminate face slapping wussies… Good job, Grant. Mission accomplished…

  17. mk

    Hugh Grant is a fox. At least, he used to be. About a Boy anyone?

  18. RichPort

    British people are funny when they’re mad. I wonder if he took off his driving glove and smacked him with that, like they do in the cartoon?

  19. jrzmommy

    19–Nah..he just never did it for me. Jon Stewart, however… I had a dream about him a few nights ago and now I’m hooked on him.

  20. I think he should go hook up with Eddie Murphy and cruise Tranny’s together.

    (not you Granny)

  21. Brain Embolism

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  23. I’d love to see what the photog looks like for Hugh to act that tough. Probably a one-legged, Multiple Sclerosis sufferer with an eyepatch and a crippled arm. And who, other than a woman, threatens to de-ball a guy?

  24. jrzmommy

    I bet he wishes he had Barbara Striesand’s extremely flappy boobies to smack people with!

  25. herbiefrog

    hugh grant is our sort of guy :)

    knows what he likes…

    …and

    ….

    …is wiling to pay for it :)

    good on you h

    lol

  26. KevinTheProdigy.com

    Nice Grant, next time just kick the camera dead on and say “watch out man that was a huge bee” no swears neccessary, do a good dead, and still give him a black eye.

  27. I vant to suck your blood……….

  28. Amy3000

    Hugh Grant stars in “Whats my appeal?”
    (and yes, family guy gets full credit for that one)

  29. Binky

    How does this guy still get work ?
    He plays the same guy in every movie. (And it’s not a Monty Python Brit – it’s an ‘heriditary rule,’ prissy, ” buggered senseless at ‘public’* school” Brit)
    Gets caught with a hooker to get on Jay Leno.
    I rest my case.
    (* the Brits call their private schools ‘public’ schools just to confuse people)

  30. WorldWideWendy

    ‘You’re nothing but a stupid tyranasaur,if you don’t wander off,I’m going to cut your bobbles off.’
    - ya know- the guy all but fucked journo’s ( ok he DID fuck journo’s -female and male)to get press for the LONGEST time.
    He even lived with the transvestite that is Liz Hurley.
    Now, he doesn’t want to be photographed.
    What a dick.
    HG LTC.

  31. KelKel

    He is just uptight cause he needs a little ghetto fabulous crack whore love in his life.

  32. HughJorganthethird

    Only fags and women slap. Wonder which one Hugh is..

  33. bsara100

    what the fuck is wrong with that picture?!

  34. Bob Anderson

    Hey Hugh Jorgan the third….only assholes refer to other people as “fags”. By the way…your name sounds gay as hell.

  35. Bob Anderson

    Hey Hugh Jorgan the third….only assholes refer to other people as “fags”. By the way…your name sounds gay as hell.

  36. Hugh Grant is a complete tool. If he hates being famous so much, stop making films and fade into the background, I’m sure the paps will leave you alone then. Also we won’t have to put up with your wooden acting so everyones a winner!

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