Hugh Grant yelled at and slapped a photographer yesterday after he took his picture in London. Photographer Bradley Case says he had just taken the picture when Hugh snapped back:
“You’re nothing but a stupid t-. If you don’t [bleep] off, I’m gonna cut your b- off.” Case says he proceeded to “slap me hard across the face.” Case is planning to press assault charges.
I love Mad Libs which is why I’ve taken the liberty of filling in those expletives with my own personal combination of nouns and verbs. So now without further ado I present for you the unedited Hugh Grant insult-o-matic: “You’re nothing but a stupid [tomato]. If you don’t [jump] off, I’m gonna cut your [boobies] off.” Oh that Hugh. His words, they make no sense!
llllllllll | September 22, 2006 at 9:23 am
lIKE WHO CARES….BY THE WAY, WHO IS HE?
jrzmommy | September 22, 2006 at 9:25 am
As if Hugh Grant has mattered after being caught getting a hummer from Divine Brown. Motherfucker please…..you should kiss the ground that photographer was standing on for taking your picture to get you any inkling of publicity.
llllllllll | September 22, 2006 at 9:26 am
omg I just read this post, how could he do such a thing! What man goes around slapping another man?!? That’s just not how it’s done…it’s kind of like a real man’s rule
tito | September 22, 2006 at 9:27 am
What did he really say?
“You’re nothing but a stupid twit. If you don’t sod off, I’m gonna cut your bits off.”
Oh, those brits are rich!
HolisticWisdomcom | September 22, 2006 at 9:28 am
Mad Libs… I have not done that in so long! Oh the days! Okay, let’s see here…
“You’re nothing but a stupid [toenail]. If you don’t [jerk] off, I’m gonna cut your [bumble bee] off.”
Yayyy! So much fun on a friday!
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Wampoon.com | September 22, 2006 at 9:29 am
Last thing I remember was “Love Actually”
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Jake | September 22, 2006 at 9:29 am
i love the brits
http://wampoon.com/
CelebSlam.com | September 22, 2006 at 9:31 am
Though who gets caught with an ugly black hooker, shall not cast stones
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llllllllll | September 22, 2006 at 9:37 am
ok who can guess where this is from……….{{BRITISH TONE}}Porn actor #2 (to woman): Oi! You promised me you’d never cheat on me again!
Porn actor #1 : I never promised any such thing!
Porn actor #2 : Not you, you twit! Her!
Porn actress #1 : I’ve never seen you before in all my life!
Porn actor #1 : (shocked) Oh….right. Sorry. (he leaves)
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Shaun | September 22, 2006 at 9:40 am
What does Hugh Grant have to complain about anyways? He needs a slap upside the melon.
What’s Hugh Grant’s favourite drink?
- Horlicks!
Why did Hugh Grant buy a BMW?
- More head room.
Hugh Grant was sentenced the other day. He got 2 minutes in the box for hooking.
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Shaun
jane's eyre | September 22, 2006 at 9:40 am
Did he blink his eyes alot and stutter while saying this?
amhi | September 22, 2006 at 9:48 am
I’m afraid you’ve got it all wrong.
Man wants his peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
You’re nothing but a stupid [twist tie]. If you don’t [get] off, I’m gonna cut your [bag] off.
amhi | September 22, 2006 at 9:49 am
Poor guy sees everyone as a type of food. Like in that one Disney movie.
edb87 | September 22, 2006 at 9:51 am
Oh! Sounds fun! Lemme try.
You’re nothing but a stupid [TickleMeElmo]. If you don’t [wax] off, I’m gonna cut your [back tires]off.”
Meh. It’s aiight.
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bigponie | September 22, 2006 at 9:53 am
it’s a good thing he bitch “slapped” a brit, if it were a black american paparazzi in L.A., his grey poupon ass would be splattered across the walk of fame.
jrzmommy | September 22, 2006 at 10:09 am
My turn:
“You’re nothing but a stupid garbage can. If you don’t wander off, I’m gonna cut your clogs off.”
PunjabPete | September 22, 2006 at 10:11 am
Hugh Grant – helping end that image of British men as effeminate face slapping wussies… Good job, Grant. Mission accomplished…
mk | September 22, 2006 at 10:23 am
Hugh Grant is a fox. At least, he used to be. About a Boy anyone?
RichPort | September 22, 2006 at 10:26 am
British people are funny when they’re mad. I wonder if he took off his driving glove and smacked him with that, like they do in the cartoon?
jrzmommy | September 22, 2006 at 10:31 am
19–Nah..he just never did it for me. Jon Stewart, however… I had a dream about him a few nights ago and now I’m hooked on him.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 22, 2006 at 10:36 am
I think he should go hook up with Eddie Murphy and cruise Tranny’s together.
(not you Granny)
Brain Embolism | September 22, 2006 at 10:37 am
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Brain Embolism | September 22, 2006 at 10:38 am
Oopsie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***** ATTENTION PEOPLE OF THE FISH *****
You have check out Angry Ferrets (click my name for the link) and Cock-Ninjas (click link below) latest threads.
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They’re beyond hilarious.
Leave a comment.
(No Mr Superficial, this post is not in any way, shape, or form a “promotional comment”)
UNWASHEDMASSES | September 22, 2006 at 10:49 am
I’d love to see what the photog looks like for Hugh to act that tough. Probably a one-legged, Multiple Sclerosis sufferer with an eyepatch and a crippled arm. And who, other than a woman, threatens to de-ball a guy?
jrzmommy | September 22, 2006 at 11:03 am
I bet he wishes he had Barbara Striesand’s extremely flappy boobies to smack people with!
herbiefrog | September 22, 2006 at 11:21 am
hugh grant is our sort of guy :)
knows what he likes…
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…and
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…is wiling to pay for it :)
good on you h
lol
KevinTheProdigy.com | September 22, 2006 at 11:33 am
Nice Grant, next time just kick the camera dead on and say “watch out man that was a huge bee” no swears neccessary, do a good dead, and still give him a black eye.
Italian Stallion | September 22, 2006 at 12:16 pm
I vant to suck your blood……….
Amy3000 | September 22, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Hugh Grant stars in “Whats my appeal?”
(and yes, family guy gets full credit for that one)
Binky | September 22, 2006 at 3:59 pm
How does this guy still get work ?
He plays the same guy in every movie. (And it’s not a Monty Python Brit – it’s an ‘heriditary rule,’ prissy, ” buggered senseless at ‘public’* school” Brit)
Gets caught with a hooker to get on Jay Leno.
I rest my case.
(* the Brits call their private schools ‘public’ schools just to confuse people)
WorldWideWendy | September 22, 2006 at 4:06 pm
‘You’re nothing but a stupid tyranasaur,if you don’t wander off,I’m going to cut your bobbles off.’
- ya know- the guy all but fucked journo’s ( ok he DID fuck journo’s -female and male)to get press for the LONGEST time.
He even lived with the transvestite that is Liz Hurley.
Now, he doesn’t want to be photographed.
What a dick.
HG LTC.
KelKel | September 24, 2006 at 7:56 pm
He is just uptight cause he needs a little ghetto fabulous crack whore love in his life.
HughJorganthethird | September 25, 2006 at 11:20 am
Only fags and women slap. Wonder which one Hugh is..
bsara100 | June 2, 2007 at 9:10 pm
what the fuck is wrong with that picture?!
Bob Anderson | December 18, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Hey Hugh Jorgan the third….only assholes refer to other people as “fags”. By the way…your name sounds gay as hell.
Bob Anderson | December 18, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Hey Hugh Jorgan the third….only assholes refer to other people as “fags”. By the way…your name sounds gay as hell.
cheap r4ds | February 1, 2010 at 7:07 am
Hugh Grant is a complete tool. If he hates being famous so much, stop making films and fade into the background, I’m sure the paps will leave you alone then. Also we won’t have to put up with your wooden acting so everyones a winner!