Hugh Grant drunkenly strikes out with model

November 3rd, 2009 // 50 Comments

A shitfaced Hugh Grant reportedly struck out with Project Runway contestant Matar Cohen Saturday night, and despite his well-documented hatred for cameras, he allowed himself to be photographed the entire time presumably in an attempt to land some model-ly poon. Celebslam reports:

“Here’s some pics I took of Hugh Grant and Matar Cohen (Israeli model from Project Runway) from Halloween at the Standard Hotel in New York. He was drunk as hell and hitting on her like crazy. He kept taking pictures of her and said he liked the way she looked, but Matar didn’t go home with him because he was ‘too old’ (she’s 23).”

How depressed must Hugh Grant be? Back in the day, this was the kind of scenario he probably had nightmares about. “NOOOO! Oh God, Elizabeth, dahling, hold me. I dreamt an entire generation of models had no clue about my bloody star power and wouldn’t accept my advances. Could you imagine such a thing? Positively dreadful. Now shall we shag or should I solicit the streetwalker again? Too late, I’m already in the taxi. Hugh Grant waits for no vagina!”

Photo: Celebslam
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  1. scrilla

    more like hugh CANT

  2. Super Me

    She’s really not very pretty at all…

  3. Megan

    @2 – Hence the drunkenness.

    Hugh Grant is never too old!

  4. Hahaha…oh man…well hopefully he has a little more dignity nowadays and can refrain from going back to the “streetwalker”!

  5. Cynthia

    Hahaha this post was actually funny. Good job writer person.

    I also think it’s hilarious this dickbag got shot down ON CAMERA. LoLs. And the “too old” thing hehehe. You ain’t no spring chicken anymore, Hugh. Liz Hurley isn’t doing much better; she’s looking beat as hell too.

  6. Sledman

    Look at her face in Pic 1. The eyes, the hand on the shoulder. I’ve seen that look before…. She wants the cock.

  7. WhoScratchedHerNeck

    Just because I see it. Who scratched that girls neck. That looks like it should hurt but she’s not feeling any pain. She must be drunk. As for Hugh, Jon Gosselin says he can have his sloppy seconds if his love slaves promise not to douche.

  8. if you think that’s funny… check out this web series about getting hit in the nuts…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nh3KPaCqmY

  9. Drew

    @2

    Agreed. I even google image searched her… not much better :/ Then again, just put a bag over her head, body isn’t half bad ;)

  10. Master Chief Sucks

    #1 lolllololol I get it…GRANT, CANT lololol Genious mon

  11. Aunt Jemima

    Is that what passes for models in Isreal today? What happend to Bar?

  12. Italian Stallion

    “I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well, I will find a center in you, I will chew it up and leave, trust me, trust me, trust me!!! ” “Why can’t Hugh just be sober!!!!! ”

  13. Denise

    Too old? Age is nothing but a #. I would def. hook up with Hugh Grant, and who cares if he’s drinking? Since when is it frownapoun to get drunk when you’re out at a club/bar? ESPECIALLY when you’re of age. Some people just need to get the stick out of their ass! PS- That chick is not pretty, at least in that picture.

  14. If that’s what is passing as a model these days there must be some sort of eye disease going around. What a huge, bumpy nose. I think Hugh dodged a bullet on this one.

  15. Beauty Judge

    Writer, please!

    Hugh Grant tastes better tang than that every time he open the fridge.

    That girl is beat.

  16. Missy

    That girl look like Chandra Levy.

    She ain’t nothing special!

  17. If that’s what said no, I’d hate to see what said yes.

  18. KANYE

    WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT. YOU NEED TO WATCH PROJECT RUNWAY. MATAR LOOKS A LOT BETTER ON THAT SHOW. I HATE WHEN THE PAPS WHO ARE SENT BY GEORGE W. BUSH TAKES BAD PICTURES OF COLORED PEOPLE.

  19. Kim

    Please, I watch project runway and 80% of those chicks are ugly as sin. skinny doesn’t = Pretty.

  20. Dyson Vacumming All Day Into Night

    HUGH GRANT IS GIVING OUT FREE HERPES. ANYONE INTERESTED? THIS GIRL SURE WASN’T.

    HUGH GO PICK ON WOMEN YOUR OWN AGE WHO ARE HERPES INFESTED LIKE YOUR SELF. IN FACT WHAT ABOUT THAT PROSTITUTE CHICK YOU CHEATED ON ELIZABETH HURLEY WITH? I HEARD THAT SHE IS NOW SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE.

  21. slapaho

    I followed the links to pictures of that beast. That chick got a set a tires on her. She’d be lucky to have the garbage man throw her some cock. Geeez… Even googled her to see if there might be a saving shot out there somewhere. Better looking skanks on the block in Baltimore.

  22. Mel Gibson

    What an ugly little Jew and a great make-up job

  23. Sho Nuff

    Hugh Grant wouldn’t does better than that every time he leaves the house.

    That girl is nasty.

  24. Zyklon B

    I want Matar to take a shower with me.

  25. samsams

    @10 idiot.. took him years to get it..

  26. Ann

    Ewwww … Hugh’s looking like shit. He IS too old for a 23 year old. Go girl! She wants a young piece & who can blame her.

  27. The funny thing is that I knew it was going to be her as soon as I read the headline…didn’t even look at the picture.

  28. Oh dear, Hugh, looks like your ship has sailed. Time to stop acting like a drunken frat boy.

  29. gloria steinem

    Take a good look at this, guys that whine about women having “expiration dates”…your time is coming, and if Hugh Grant can strike out with the PYTs, imagine how sorry your pathetic asses are going to look.

  30. pip

    If she’s a model on Project Runway, a show about designers competing with each other, she’s not a contestant on Project Runway.

  31. beep beep

    That Jewish girl is UGLY. Thin lips, huge nose, frizzy hair…her one and only saving grace is that she isn’t fat. Her parents must have a lot of money to keep her in the modeling biz.

  32. AmericanWhiteTrash

    God damn he is desperate that is one ugly Jew.

  33. Someone

    #30 The models on this season are actually in contention as well. The last model “standing” at the end wins $25k
    #31 She’s Isreali…she could be Muslim too, or Christian, or Druze

  34. Mel Gibson

    33 do you know any Jews ?? I’ve read about them and seen photos this is a Jew
    I’m sure of it .. if you lift her dress it will reveal little man legs ( the curse of lady Jews everywhere)

  35. I still love you hue.

  36. allie

    gosh, what a bitch. i´ll do hugh grant, drunk or not. he stills hot!

  37. beep beep

    #33: Her last name is Cohen, so I’m pretty sure she’s Jewish. Don’t be a tard.

  38. jamymamy

    hugh is still hottt and will neverrr b too old!!!
    she’s probably a lesbian!!!
    we saw him in person and the man is smokin hottt!!!!!!
    love u hughey!!!

  39. I don’t blame him for being drunk.

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  43. Jewish girl that is ugly. Thin lips, large nose, frizzy hair … Her one and only saving grace is that he not fat. Her parents have done a lot of money would keep in her modeling biz.

  44. HUGH GRANT MI ACTOR DE LAS PELICULAS FAVORITAS , YO SERE TU ESPOSA TE AMO DESDE PERU .BETZABET SANCHEZ TRONCOS

  45. betza sanchez troncos

    no llama la atencion que a este hombre lo sigan lo qwue me llama la atencion es como hugh grant se dejara fotografiar con esta modelo fea . te amo hugh grant y quiero ser tuesposa desde peru ni la distancia ,ni las fronteras

  46. betza sanchez troncos

    AHY COMO LA MODELO LO TIENE ASU LADO A HUGH GRANT TE AMO HUGH GRANT Y QUIERO SER TU EPOSA DESDE PERU BTZA SANCHEZ TRONCOS DESDE AM ERICA DEL SUR PERU

  47. betza sanchez troncos
    Commented on this photo:

    que modelo i tenerlo cerca de ella , te amo hugh grant desde peru hasta inglaterra betza sanchez toncos te escribire hasta que yo sea tu esposa desde peru

  48. betza sanchez troncos

    como no ban estar atras de este hombre que aparte de guapo es famoso ,solo quiero decirle a hugh grant que soy de peru y lo amo y que quiero ser su esposa betza sanchez troncos que yo sere la señora de grant desde peru . perdon por el atrevimiento no encuentro el amor de mi vida porque el amor de mi vida eres tu mi amor

  49. betza .s.t.de.G
    Commented on this photo:

    dice que la modelo le ha dicho que no a hugh grant eso no lo creo si ella es la que esta siguiendolo a el ,este hombre hasta bebido esta bien guapo . bueno este es el comentario mio las mujeres estan que lo quieren raptar no por la fama sino porque todavia esta atractivo desde peru para el hombre que amo betza sanchez troncos de grant te amo y quiero ser la señora de grant

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