Hugh Jackman’s Stalker Threw Her Pubes At Him
While these may look like boring photos of Hugh Jackman politely shaking hands with random fans in New York yesterday, they become pretty goddamn amazing once you realize his morning would’ve sent most celebrities sobbing into a panic room. The New York Post reports:
A deranged female stalker burst into Hugh Jackman’s West Village gym and threw an electric razor filled with her pubic hair at him during his morning workout yesterday, police sources told The Post.
She was screaming “I love you!” as a staffer dragged her away from the star.
The actor, who plays Wolverine in the “X-Men” movies, was exercising at Gotham Gym on Washington Street at about 8 a.m. when Kathleen Thurston, 47, bushwhacked him.
The blond stalker, wearing khaki pants and a blue hoodie, was hysterically sobbing as she slipped past the check-in desk at the tiny gym and made a beeline for the actor, said Mike Castle, 35, a Gotham trainer.
“She was crying,” said Castle, who was in the facility’s boxing ring. “I physically removed her from the place, then I called the cops.”
Thurston shouted her desperate declaration of love for Jackman.
Then she reached into her waistband and launched the dirty razor at her obsession.
According to police, Hugh Jackman thought the woman had a gun which set the stage for the greatest sentence about Hugh Jackman that has or will ever be written:
He backed away as soon as she made a move for her nether regions.
“Story of me life, sheila.” – Deborra-Lee Furness
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