Hugh Jackman’s Stalker Threw Her Pubes At Him

April 15th, 2013 // 22 Comments
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While these may look like boring photos of Hugh Jackman politely shaking hands with random fans in New York yesterday, they become pretty goddamn amazing once you realize his morning would’ve sent most celebrities sobbing into a panic room. The New York Post reports:

A deranged female stalker burst into Hugh Jackman’s West Village gym and threw an electric razor filled with her pubic hair at him during his morning workout yesterday, police sources told The Post.
She was screaming “I love you!” as a staffer dragged her away from the star.
The actor, who plays Wolverine in the “X-Men” movies, was exercising at Gotham Gym on Washington Street at about 8 a.m. when Kathleen Thurston, 47, bushwhacked him.
The blond stalker, wearing khaki pants and a blue hoodie, was hysterically sobbing as she slipped past the check-in desk at the tiny gym and made a beeline for the actor, said Mike Castle, 35, a Gotham trainer.
“She was crying,” said Castle, who was in the facility’s boxing ring. “I physically removed her from the place, then I called the cops.”
Thurston shouted her desperate declaration of love for Jackman.
Then she reached into her waistband and launched the dirty razor at her obsession.

According to police, Hugh Jackman thought the woman had a gun which set the stage for the greatest sentence about Hugh Jackman that has or will ever be written:

He backed away as soon as she made a move for her nether regions.

“Story of me life, sheila.” – Deborra-Lee Furness

Photos: Splash News


  1. Cock Dr

    In this age of cameras in every pocket doesn’t anyone have the video?

  2. An electric razor filled with her pubic hair! And people say romance is dead.

  3. Joanne

    I heard this story over the weekend and it still gives me the giggles – yeah like FB said before, I can’t believe Hugh wasn’t immediately smitten with her after she threw the razor w pubes at him – LOL

  4. It is actually how wolverines court.

  5. Joe Blow

    Nothing says “I love you” like a razor full of pubes. Except maybe screaming “I LOVE YOU!” while you throw that razor at your one true love.

  6. Deacon Jones

    I used to scream that when I would force my gf in college to do anal

  7. Wow. And I thought I had problems.

  8. cc

    I spent a year brushing loose hair out of my gf’s vagina to make a cat toy. Somehow, he wasn’t appreciative.

    • I can’t imagine why not… a fish-scented cat toy? Wouldn’t that be – pardon the expression – the cat’s ass?

    • Cats jettison their fur every place they can, either by hairball or by just shedding all over whatever clothing you’re wearing where it will show up the most, and optimally 60 seconds before you have to leave for an important social function. It’s their job – and they don’t appreciate reciprocity.

  9. Swearin

    To be fair, maybe she was just giving him hair for his glued-on muttonchops for the next X-Men movie

  10. Is there anything more romantic than an electric razor filled with your pubes? Thanks for the tip, Kathleen. I’ll do the same. Prepare yourself, Michelle Trachtenberg.

  11. Tiggles

    A woman with a razor full of her pubes “bushwhacked” him – heh.

  12. Sven Golly

    Seemed like a pretty normal exchange with a fan until I read that it was an ELECTRIC razor. Who the hell uses an electric razor on their pubes? That really IS crazy.

  13. Sorry Ms. Thurston, but Mr. Jackman is happily beard contracted already.

  14. jenn

    She doesn’t have pussy control.

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