Hugh Jackman’s Life Just Peaked

May 8th, 2014 // 9 Comments

The last sound Jon Hamm heard was a distinct “SNIKT!” He doesn’t recall posing for the picture (They told him it was Hugh Jackman‘s birthday. It wasn’t.) or bleeding out all over George Stephanopoulos‘ shoes. In fact, he doesn’t remember much of anything on account of he’s dead. “Had his dick been just a tad bit smaller, he may have survived,” the doctor said. “Poor bastard just had too much blood down there. Way too much blood. Damn shame is what is. Nothing but a damn shame.”

Photos: INFphoto, Splash News

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  1. Jon Hamm’s penis could be one of the X-Men by itself. Might make Kitty Pride a little uncomfortable, but hey, can’t have everything.

  2. MZ MIZRY

    jon hamm looks like he had too many morning budweisers.

  3. cock_stain

    Never took Jon Hamm to be a hover hander

  4. Meshugga Tits

    Someone’s craving a Hamm sandwich.

  5. Hugh Jackman Jon Hamm Good Morning America
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hugh… When I said you can move your hand, I meant off my penis not up and down the shaft!”

  6. Hugh Jackman Jon Hamm Good Morning America
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look! Hugh has a beard AND facial hair!… Ha Ha…”
    “Ha Ha… I have no idea what that means!”

  7. Hugh Jackman Jon Hamm Good Morning America
    Commented on this photo:

    “Jon! Your penis is rubbing against my coffee cup!”
    “Sorry about that.”
    “Hey, I didn’t say stop!”

  8. Hugh Jackman Jon Hamm Good Morning America
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sometimes when I get nervous, I like to stick my hands down my pants and then smell the finger tips like this.”

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