Hugh Hefner Planking

August 3rd, 2011 // 120 Comments

Because this is not at all a cover story to disguise his death, Hugh Hefner‘s latest girlfriend Anna Sophia Berglund managed to talk him into “planking” last night because sometimes it’s nice to know there’s still a refuge of youth and vigor in the penis you hop onto whenever your number’s called. Of course, afterward, Hugh made all the Playmates plank because he was really having a Viagra overdose which they all thought was hilarious. Sadly for them, he’s able to stay frozen in one position for hours at a stretch. Once for two days though no one really knows how or why he got in that hamper. “I like socks,” he was quoted at the time.

Photos: Twitter


  1. Hugh Hefner Planking Playmates
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    Hugh Hefner: Gay smorgasbord.

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    New Guy
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    Check his pulse! Call an ambulance! Call 911! Oh wait, nevermind. Hef just decided to partake in the least funny craze to ever hit the internet. Carry on.

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    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    Now I finally know what it looks like when someone’s rolling in their grave

  4. It took him over 50 years to figure out what that hole in the Playboy staff meeting table was for.

  5. this has to be the stupidest goddamn fad ever. but glad he’s not streaking

  6. Are we sure this is the Playboy Mansion and not the Haunted Mansion?

  7. "Big" Palmer

    Just proves how relevant a 90 year old guy with 18 year old trim that lives in a mansion is to the rank and file in America

  8. Rough's thule

    Hef you’re practicing the wrong way. Stop listening to these bimbos.

  9. Bangkok Betty

    I’ve never wanted to be a table so bad in all my life (although there are some close seconds.)

  10. krutboo

    is it planking when you lay down on a flat surface? I thought it had more impact if your legs or head were hanging off the side. It’s like laying down flat on the floor. That ain’t planking!

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    NYC I Banker
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    This photo is worthless if they are wearing clothes.

  12. sasha

    What better way to end a stupid fad than to have old people start doing it. Now., can we get him to wear his pants below his ass?

  13. It had to be said

    I wish Hef would do the one thing he actually can do for these vapid women: tell them grown up stuff like “planking is a stupid trend. I won’t do it, and neither should you. Ditto owling, and whatever comes after it.”

  14. See Alice

    Hef- The luckiest guy in the world .

    Planking – exercise for retards

  15. Hugh Hefner Planking Playmates
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    Having his women lay corpse-like comforted Hef, giving him the unfamiliar yet strangely welcome sensation of sleeping with someone his own age.

  16. Hef’s interpretation of his penis prior to ingesting “those amazing tonic pills.”

  17. Hugh Hefner Planking Playmates
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    Charlie Sheen, if he lives that long.

  18. Steelerchick

    Did someone put a mirror under his nose just in case?

  19. The stiffest he has been in years….

  20. Hugh Hefner Planking Playmates
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    I would like to walk that plank and, to achieve optimal height, use his head as a springboard

  21. Fandy

    I think his weenie tanked when he planked….hehe

  22. ali

    Hugh never thought the day would come when he’d be this close to natural wood again.

  23. african money sex in the woods of africa

    your all retarded!!! like just jump off a building or something and kill yourself.. gawd.. idiot!

  24. Hugh Hefner Planking Playmates
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    Warning: Viagra may cause stiffness throughout the whole body (except the penis) in men over 116.

  25. Midnight Marauder

    When you’re a teenager, it’s planking.
    When you’re over 80…it’s practice.

  26. Hfire3

    Awwwwww, dang it grandpa, we didn’t even get to cut your birthday cake.

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