Hugh Hefner Planking
Because this is not at all a cover story to disguise his death, Hugh Hefner’s latest girlfriend Anna Sophia Berglund managed to talk him into “planking” last night because sometimes it’s nice to know there’s still a refuge of youth and vigor in the penis you hop onto whenever your number’s called. Of course, afterward, Hugh made all the Playmates plank because he was really having a Viagra overdose which they all thought was hilarious. Sadly for them, he’s able to stay frozen in one position for hours at a stretch. Once for two days though no one really knows how or why he got in that hamper. “I like socks,” he was quoted at the time.