Because this is not at all a cover story to disguise his death, Hugh Hefner‘s latest girlfriend Anna Sophia Berglund managed to talk him into “planking” last night because sometimes it’s nice to know there’s still a refuge of youth and vigor in the penis you hop onto whenever your number’s called. Of course, afterward, Hugh made all the Playmates plank because he was really having a Viagra overdose which they all thought was hilarious. Sadly for them, he’s able to stay frozen in one position for hours at a stretch. Once for two days though no one really knows how or why he got in that hamper. “I like socks,” he was quoted at the time.
Photos: Twitter
Somebody should poke him, just in case.
He’s doing it all wrong.
No shit. Is he planking or are those hookers pulling a “Weekend at Bernie’s”
LOL that was my first thought also.
Still the fucking man
HAIL to the YAYAH
What the hell is planking, why is everyone else my age retarded, and why would Hef want to be anything like us?
Apparently, you are living under a rock, which explains your lack of understanding where “planking” is concerned, especially since a “dead guy”, who used to be somebody, gets it!
Well I get it and I still think it’s fucking retarted. 95% of the people follow any fucking trend these days because they’re idiots.
Planking…the social meme for people too pathetic to even stand upright to “get in on” something.
Planking or the lying down game is an activity consisting of lying face down in an unusual or incongruous location. The hands must touch the sides of the body and having a photograph of the participant taken and posted on the internet is an integral part of the game. Players compete to find the most unusual and original location in which to play.The term planking refers to mimicking a wooden plank.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planking_%28fad%29
planking is fucking retarded. if i could eliminate 95% of my current generation via weapons of mass destruction i would. just because of the planking trend.
no wonder our rulers think we’re a bunch of blissful idiots
couldnt agree more, what a bunch of idiotic sheep the people are that follow these stupid trends. ” Epic” plank dude!
Try “plancking” instead. It involves lying perfectly still, as if dead, with a nobel prize around your nexk.
I’d be more impressed if he was owling.
I’d be even more impressed, if he were breathing!
Fish, I think you reversed the pictures. The one with all the girls planking should be first. The one of Hef alone, shows him after he had the heart attack while staring at all those butts and reliving the distant past…..
somehow I suspect that 7 fully clothed generic interchangeable asses has the power to even turn Hef’s head after 95 years of debauchery.
Are you sure this isn’t just his mid-afternoon nap?
Nah… It’s too close to 4:00.
Not even Hef can resist the Early Bird specials at Denny’s!
Ha! My cat does that on my table.
Hef may go down as the greatest man who ever lived.
Butt-Buffet! :D
He is the mother-fucking-man. I don’t care how old he is or how these bimbos are doing him for the money and attention…he’s a genius for still getting to bang these broads at his age.
uh……….yeah, ok
Bernie had more life in his truncheon and he was dead.
“Go on! All the cool kids a re doing it!”
Yeah, 2 years ago. if you can even consider them ‘cool’.
Still the man…seriously?
Show off.
Looks more like he’s choked to death on his pureed chicken. My uncle “planked” last year when he had a stroke.RIP Uncle Bert.
Thank you Hugh Hefner for finally killing off this stupid fad.
It’s finally “Jumped the shark”
I agree dumbest internet fad ever. Whoever started it should have had a golf flag planted in his ass.
Hey – I think you’ve just created the next fad – “Planting”. All the cool kids will be doing THAT by the weekend.
More nonsense from this pathetic old man? This is what he is like in bed, he has to use gay porn and viagra to get off.
Pathetic old man still trying to be relevant. Tis a shame but I doubt he’ll repent and turn to Christ. Jews reject the Savior. His soul is as good as mine.
Bahahaha! Oh boss, you crack me up.
what if he repents and turns to Zeus? is that close enough?
Too late. Hefner was raised Methodist. He already spent his time in hell.
Pretty sure he’s not really planking. More like lying face down on a frickin’ table.
Rest In Peace
:))
Bet the playmates were relieved to finally be on top of something hard.
Planking is officially no longer funny.
No. Officially, it was never funny.
Does a dude that old really still have an ass or is that his depends?
His glutes are about the only thing he still exercises, for a whole 10 seconds at a time as he pokes whichever generic blonde has been summoned to his quarters before his ghostly phallus coughs out a bit of dusty semen.
Way to put the Viagra nail in the planking coffin, Hef. The fad was over a month ago, maybe more.
Shame nobody told Bubba Smith.
It was Professoer Plum in the conservatory with the candlestick!
haha! I like @livewire. What the f is planking? Do I live in a parallel universe? Oh forget it, who gives a f what “planking” is.
Hope the Colonial Penn premium is paid up…
Shit, I saw a video about planking a few days ago and I thought is was just some kind of strange joke. Turns out, it’s a real thing!
This is painfully stupid.
You are correct. Worst fad, ever.
Dinner time at the Mansion.
Lucky ass SOB. I want that life.
Dibs on little Miss T-shirt & Cutoff Jeans.
I think he’s waiting for a diaper change.
Talking him into it: “Ready for your diaper change, Heffy?”
pssssst: THIS MAN STILL INVENT TRENDS OF TOMMORROW, folks!!
(his age is of NO discussion)
Are you sure he is not dead????? Could be….
I wish they all were deading…
Well now his worst fear:necrophiliac homosexuals!!!
That’s not “planking”! Somebody get the paddles from the glass container on the wall! Shot of adrenaline ready! Clear! *bzzzapp*
Sad news is, he had to take viagra to get his thumb up.
Ha!!
hf!
Still Counts !!
Dat ni99a died…
Planking is all he has left. Its obvious there is NO SEX going on with him….at least this way he gets a nap.
No one on this board at 40 even sees the shit he turns down at 80. Show some god damn respect.
News flash: some people on this site don’t consider women like Kendra & Crystal Harris to be top flight pussy.
We see an old guy circled by voracious trash whores. It ain’t so pretty.
nice, doc
You peeking in widows again,Mihos? That’s gonna get you shot, yet!
oh and all they need now are burquas!
That table is going to smell like Geritol and tuna for years to come.
That wacky old Crypt Keeper.
Flashlight tag tonight?
.. oh no! dead hookers!
Oh my god, he just heard that Kris Kardashian is pimping out Kendall
Let me know when he can still pitch a tent for his hookers instead of his face down casket pose. At one point he was classy. It got old. Go rub your flaccid penis up against Lary’s leftovers.
Someone turned the lights out at the mansion a long time ago. It is the CREEPY place to go now.
Super creepy and robe watching from an 75 year old gives me bad flash backs.
I see this picture and all I can think of is Marshall Applewhite and the Heaven’s Gate cult mass suicide.
I don’t understand this fad, but isn’t it more impressive if you’re having to keep your body straight without being able to rest all of it on one surface?
Sureeeee!
This is sooooo July.
Someone should check for a pulse.
Shagged. To. Death.