“What do those words say down there? I’m cold and hungry.”
After Crystal Harris dumped Hugh Hefner‘s five days before their wedding because he wouldn’t give her a bigger allowance (No, really.), his “Girls Next Door” rushed to his side per the severance agreement they all signed before leaving his employ. Via E! News:
Bridget Marquardt:
“Just stopped by the mansion 2 give @hughhefner a hug. He seems to be handling this well. He even had a sense of humor about it! #LoveUHef”
Kendra Wilkinson:
“@hughhefner we r comin over w some jack n coke… oh n a pipe lol” (Note: This has since been deleted. I can’t imagine why.)
Holly Madison:
“U r too sweet. Wish I was there to support, too! RT @KendraWilkinson: @hughhefner we r comin over w some jack n coke… oh n a pipe lol” (And that’s how you toss a bitch under the bus. RETWEET, HO!)
Since then, current Playmate of the Year Claire Sinclair has offered her support or else she doesn’t get a bonus at the end of the month:
“He deserves better,” said Sinclair, who will be appearing on Howard Stern’s radio show tomorrow morning. “It’s a selfish move to do it so suddenly. She should have been a little more adult about it and decided months ago. To put people through this five days before a wedding, I think it’s horrific.”
A gold-digger acting selfish? I thought I’d never see the day. Fortunately, we live in a fair and just world where the rich can triumph over adversity and pwn a hooker with their clever movie selections. Take it away, Hugh:
Since we’re not getting married on Saturday, I’ve scheduled a movie: “Runaway Bride.” Seems appropriate.
“And I’m gonna gum my oatmeal as loud as I want the whole time, so take that, Kaiser! Boy, ready the telemotron device, I crave moving pictures.” *puts on aviator goggles*
Photo: INFdaily, Splash News, WENN
Those girls are missing the sunglasses for Hugh “Weekend at Bernie’s” Hefner.
There is something seriously mental about all of these women. They take golddigging to a new low of depravity — and everyone thinks they’re cute and funny and treats them like celebrities. What a loser country we’ve become.
Not everyone thinks they’re cute and funny. That was a generalization.
Who is John Galt?!?
America is an easy scapegoat.
I think someone is a little jealous that some has-been, washed up old man still has women all over him, while Go Galt is posting on gossip blogs wondering why sluts won’t even fuck him.
Ah Drew there is no need to wonder why a younger woman gets with a much older man a la Anna Nicole. The fucking money. Get real.
Why are you blaming America? It’s simple prostitution. Sex for room and board. These girl’s parents are fucked up as well. It’s ok that your daughter is fucking an old man for a living? It’s a good gig if you can get it I guess.
The reality shows, the blogs, the tweets, the sites like this talking about it? That’s got America written all over it. Playboy the brand has America written all over it. For the record, Playboy show no labia, because USA is prudish about labia.
Are you sure she’s a playmate? She’s brunette, her hair isn’t fried, and her skin isn’t the color and texture of leather…
Oh wait, huge implants. Never mind.
i want to suck on holly madison’s sweet pink asshole…
I’d be willing to bet my left arm that it’s not sweet and pink anymore.
you’d be amazed at what a good bleaching can do…
You sure her shit is pink?
Is it just me or does she look like a tranny with a boob job here?
Or Skeletor during his sex-change procedures, in order to seduce he-man
How dare you ridicule the man who made it acceptable to publish photos of nude women. A man who facilitated the masturbatory activities of millions, nay billions of men, and some women. I fear a day of reckoning for you and your readers…….
Has anyone else gone to the American Apparel website?
Their whole company is based on semi-nude teen girls marketing clothes, I’m surprised it’s not blocked at work.
It looks like they are holding up a corpse. Sorry girls, but that idea has already been done as a movie (or two) …
Could she possibly put on anymore makeup to hide that horse’s (ass) face!!
runaway bride lol, can’t fault him for his sense of humor. is jennifer “popeye” wilbanks still single?
……….BLESS THIS MAN, girls!!
“Aww dang,” Hef thought to himself, “my testicles are sticking out of my pant leg again.”
Hah, someone can’t tell the Madame Tussauds wax figure of Holly from the real one! Uh…wait….
“Now when did that bitch start lookin’ like a pumpkin? Damn.”
I’m sure Hef is really broken up about that completely irreplaceable airheaded, bleach blond, fake boobed, golddigging skank…they don’t just grow on trees you know. He’s going to be really lonely now, until the E! network casts him a new set later this afternoon.
Hell, I can’t even tell these chicks apart, they’re so goddamn generic…and I’m not an old senile 85 year old. Hef probably just calls them all “Honey” and has no idea that they’re not the same ones from 20 years ago.
It’s not the bitch, but the thought that counts.
“generic” – so true…fuckin femm-bots
They could have had a sub at the wedding and he never would have known the difference.
So now the poor old man will die alone… surrounded by wads of cash, booze, coke, and whores. Let us all take a quiet moment and reflect upon our own good fortune the good Lord gives us.
“I play football? You sure?”
Hef’s not looking so good . Somebody get him his heart medicine , Quick
I bet he has a gumball machine filled with Viagra next to his bed. We should all be old and so lucky.
She looks like the troll that guards the gravy in my fridge, or looks like the gravy in my fridge guarded by the troll
Isn’t this scene so beautiful – 2 parasites at the ready to suck all the energy out of the old fart who has more money than sense.
I heard she tried to Jennifer Kolone his ass.
just another apple in the playboy orchard. that dr phil booty call just cost this dummy 8 figures. go club on that.
Nobody will be more happy than that Holly cunt. She tries to make out she isn’t a golddigger like the rest. what a joke she is the worst one
That is what a real woman looks like before they Photoshop it.
i think it moved!!
who’s got two hands and loves old balls? this girl!
heres hef http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X-bnzzM3xg
Her boobs are real (she says it and it looks like it on playboy pics). And she was voted the 2011 playmate of the year.
Great body, but, judging from the fat storage areas and amount of makeup applied, that thing has a shelf life of about 3-4 years, then, it’s fat pants and KFC.
The owner of this site is a self centered pretentious bitch. And all of the people messaging are self righteous fucks.
i think shes the most beautiful and natural looking from all the whore mates