A deranged fan approached Howard Stern and his girlfriend Beth Ostrosky on Saturday, threatening both of them and spitting on Ostrosky’s face. Stern called the police and when they arrived, he jumped into an unmarked police car with some cops and scoured the area until they found the guy and arrested him.
I can understand threatening somebody’s life, but spitting on their super hot girlfriend totally crosses the line. If you’re going to spit on somebody, at least aim for the ugly guy in sunglasses with the crazy hair. Or just learn not to spit on people. It’s a habit people will thank you for in the future.
Sheva in the lead…
M@ce running a close second. I always hated MLP. Those asshole horses. All you could do was comb their fucking manes and tails. BFD. Were you thinking of the Chia theme there?
That being said, Stern was funniest when he was still married and showed at least a bit of remorse for his actions, if, for no other reason, than the embarrassment they sometimes caused his ever-so-patient wife, even while doing whatever it was he would.
Guess her patience ran out. Mine would, too.
As for the man being considered a ‘fan’, maybe the literal term fanatic is what’s being used, and he’s a fanatic of spitting on people as the homeless are wont to do. Not actually a fan of Stern or Trigger. If Stern felt so threatened, he could have punched the guy out and claimed self-defense. Let some dude spit on me; see who beats the shit out of whom. Self defense, baby… he looked like he was reaching for something when the spit hit the fan(atic).
Jackass.
what the fuck are you idiots spewing on about? howard stern just got spat on – you should be celebrating
How could an incredibly hot and pretty woman be with a disgusting freak like that? Whore’s after the poor fuck’s money, because I don’t really think he packs a large cock, at least not a natural one.
Bitch deserves everything she got.
Sheva, you are hilarious!
ok…well here’s my two cents worth.Yes,people who get all “het up” defending celebrities on this site make my day, it IS all about slamming after all. I have to admit those who get on the soapbox make it much more entertaining for the rest of us. However, if someone came up to me in the street and spit on me, my husband would not only beat the shit out of them, he would sit on them til the cops got there, because in Texas (and other states also, I believe) spitting on someone is a misdemeanor assault! Put that in your pipe and smoke it mannicotti, along with whatever else is in there that has convinced you that Howard Stern is a god…
Sounds like she should have jumped in the cab faster.
What are you guys talking about? She’s not that ugly. I mean, she could use a hair relaxer, and maybe lose the glasses, stop slouching, invest in a wonderbra… Oh wait, that’s Howard. When did he get his picture taken with Tom Petty?
Spitting on someone IS a misdemeanor assault pretty much everywhere, since the AIDS scare in the 90′s when people still thought maybe you could catch AIDS or some other disease if someone infected with it spit on you or in your food. It is also a misdemeanor to spit on a cop. Even if you’re high on PCP.
Lala – lmao…my thoughts exactly. poor ‘roni.
and, oh yeah, if my husband didn’t kick someone’s ass for insulting me in any way i would have to move on.
I just heard that it was David Lee Roth who did the spitting. Unbelievable.
Think about this:
1. A misdemeanor assault does not automatically convey to you what morally would seem to be the logical right: To deliver a tremendous ass-kicking to the person in return.
2. If a guy conservatively worth $200 million pile drives the homeless guy in the face for spitting on his gf, he will immediately find himself sued for millions in civil court. Stern obviously found it mor effective to have the guy arrested and get something added to his rap sheet.
3. People here apparently love to state that Stern’s gf is ugly. However, she was a working model before she met Stern. Ugly people, as a rule, don’t get modeling contracts. That’s why most of the people on this MB aren’t out on some exotic assignment right now.
4. People here apparently love to state that Stern has no talent. That is mostly a matter of opinion. In the marketplace of ideas where people stand or fall on what the public is willing to pay them, Stern is one of the most popular and richly paid celebrities around. Conservative net worth of $300 million after divorce. So, if he is a no-talent dirtbag, what does that make the in-debt-to-their-eyeballs wage slaves here — an amoeba’s fecal matter?
#61
:Ugly people, as a rule, don’t get modeling contracts.:
That is one of the most flawed logics I’ve ever had the pleasure of hearing.
FLAWED.
You can be the ugliest hag on this earth, get your ass airbrushed, body in good lighting and stand in the perfect poses and manage to give men wood.
Just because she’s managed to pose for FHM, that really don’t entitle her to be dubbed “attractive”. Fuck worthy, yeah along with the likes of Terri Hatcher.
The homeless guy who attacked Howard was apparently charged with luring a child from a playground with candy one time and for harassing some employees at a restaurant.
The homeless guy looked just like this guy.
http://bangersgrampa.ytmnd.com/
Jayne, you are such a ‘tard. Given the surplus quantity of attractive people to choose from (modeling agencies acting as brokers), do you think that photographers, as a rule, choose ugly people as models? Which gives them more makeup, photo re-touching work to do? Which costs them more money and erodes their profit?
If you are honest with yourself, you would say no. Just because you don’t find someone attractive, doesn’t mean that there is a general consensus that they are NOT attractive. And the fact that Ostrosky has, and will continue to get, modeling work, pretty much shatters your ill-considered argument.
And to educate you a little bit more, Ostrosky has appeared in many more magazines than FHM.
GunnisonBeach, I jess’ thought callin pretty people ugly was fun. Sorry to hurt your feelings. I’m going to go to church now to pray for your face.
Oshkosh, when people ask why you’re sitting upside down in the church pew, explain to them that really ISN’T your ass they’re talking to, but just the horrible cleft palate your parents never got fixed.
Yeah, that was fun!
I heard that his hair is now a wig, anybody know anything about that story?
Somebody really loves their Ostrosky! Let’s see…
Janice Dickinson is a model.
Stavros Niarchos is a model.
Alek Wek is a model.
Sometimes ugly people do catch a break! There’s a Howard Stern fan site for you, Gunny. You’d probably find it easier to masturbate over there.
I completely disagree that beauty is a necessity to find work as a model. Just look at some of the downright ugly women who do the big runway shows. I’m not talking about the Victoria’s Secret girls either.
Spindoc, Howard does not wear a wig (But I think he dyes his hair). Lloyd Grove from The New York Daily News printed that rumour in his column. That rumuor was started by that racist homophobe Michael Savage & XM Radio DJ hacks Dopie and Aintfunny.
sweetcheeks,
I can’t help if you find people of different ethnicities to be ugly. There’s probably a great white-supremacist site out there for you to get off to.
I think Howard Stern is just about as funny as my ten year nephews lighting their farts and making booger jokes.
The humor involves no creativity or wit whasoever. Yawn.
I think Alek Wek is ugly because SHE IS UGLY, not because she is black. Are you not ALLOWED to think a black person is ugly? Or a Greek person? Or Paris Hilton? That sounds like communism to me.
So piss off, you commie bastard.
#71 – Do you have anything funny to say? You keep pulling out the race card. I do believe Janice Dickenson is white and so is the fugly ass biatch we are posting about. Why don’t you shut the fuck up or say something funny, you dumb biatch! Go suck monkey balls.
GunnisonBeach, you’re a blind schmuck.
You’re arugment basically states that all models on this Earth are hot and attractive.
I came to refute that argument, saying NO, there is no fucking “anti-ugly” rule that prevents un-attractive; doglike ladies from becoming models.
Have you even been to a run way show?
Or anaged to open up a few pages of Vogue, Iconique, Harpers Bazaar?
Many are not plain old ugly but neither super gorgeous.
Ususally the look for body proportions first; facial matters second.
Why? Because they can cake the girl with three layers of make up.
You’re right.
Ostrosky will continue to get model work.
Especially now since she is Stern’s bitch.
You know who will continue to do model work who manage NOT to have the best looks?
Paris Hilton (sighs), Anna Barsukova, Julia Dunstall, Melody Woodin.. I could really go on. Hell, even Tyra Banks rubs people the wrong way, along with shitfaced Naomi Campbell.
Face it. You’re wrong.
Deal with and move on.
Not every model is hot; like how not every actress in Hollywood is talented.
Just because YOU deem all models from all walks of life attractive, it doesn’t really mean THEY ARE.
And I don’t remember stating Ostrosky ONLY appeared in FHM, moron.
Twas an example.
For the record..
Janice Dickinson WAS indeed very hot.
She doesn’t do much runway now unless it’s for charity work or favors to her
favorite designers.
Also Janice is like.. polish and irish.
She’s usually dubbed “white” even though she had olive skin way
back when she was actually beautiful.
imabraindeadbeeatch,
I’m not here to entertain your dumb ass with “funny” things. And if we are going to trade over-the-top insults, why don’t you go back to Ryker’s Island and get your colon stretched out some more? And then jump in a bucket of Ebola. :)
Cheerios, you’re no smarter than the dumbass who posted after you. If you really want to prove your point, get your Dick-Cheney’s-left-nut-looking face on a modeling portfolio (God knows how much a photog will charge you for the trauma of processing your fetid image) and show me how many modeling assignments you get. I mean, besides assignments for poison stickers. None, I bet. Right?
Cleft-palate, Ha ha!!! That was a riot!!! You slay me. And the bucket of ebola, that was good, too. How do you find the time to think of that stuff, you crazy kid?
Oshkosh,
I’ll tell you how I find the time, if you tell me how you do that trick where you manage to emote from that accidental bio-schism between your pre-maxilla. Thanks in advance.
It’s simple really, I just bury my face in your mom’s pussy for about an hour and she does the emoting for me. No problem, brah!
oshkosh,
You couldn’t find a pussy with a map, a GPS, a bloodhound, Balboa, and an supplemental testosterone.
That’s weird, I just found one in my panties. Now I’m going to go play with my tits in the mirror. Bye!
My statement still stands. You probably have a string connecting your index finger to your “V”. And a John Deere 6810 front loader to lift up your excess subcutaneous adipose tissue to make it accessible.
I guess we’ll never know!
#71, the first two people that Sweetcheeks mentioned are White, you dumbass.
Spindoc,
Not white enough for Sweetcheeks, you salad-tosser for hire (oops, I mean free).
#76 GunnisonBeach – “Cheerios, you’re no smarter than the dumbass who posted after you.” Umm, I think your the DUMBASS that posted AFTER Cheerios, you stupid BIATCH!! So why don’t you just run along and die now.
God, please make the stupid people shut up.
Ummm… You’re wrong Gunnison. I happen to know quite a bit about modeling and I know that they don’t really care what your face looks like as long as you have the body they are after. You don’t have to be beautiful to be a model. But if you are it helps (i.e. Naomi, Cindy, Christie, etc.). The fact is, no one would know this chick if she weren’t dating Howard Stern. She wasn’t even a supermodel. Period.
Ummm… You’re wrong Gunnison. I happen to know quite a bit about modeling and I know that they don’t really care what your face looks like as long as you have the body they are after. You don’t have to be beautiful to be a model. But if you are it helps (i.e. Naomi, Cindy, Christie, etc.). The fact is, no one would know this chick if she weren’t dating Howard Stern. She wasn’t even a supermodel. Period.
Ummm… You’re wrong Gunnison. I happen to know quite a bit about modeling and I know that they don’t really care what your face looks like as long as you have the body they are after. You don’t have to be beautiful to be a model. But if you are it helps (i.e. Naomi, Cindy, Christie, etc.). The fact is, no one would know this chick if she weren’t dating Howard Stern. She wasn’t even a supermodel. Period.
Gunison, you scream racism at the drop of a hat. My guess is you are ugly and try to use the fact that you are a member of one minority group or another to explain why you don’t get asked out…i.e. “They don’t like me because I’m…..and My own race won’t ask me out because they are self hating” WEll the real truth is, you’re probably just irritating and not fun to look at.
Dammit, I was gonna get up on my soapbox and now I can’t find it…any one want to guess who took it? I think the name starts with a g and ends with unnison…
Imabeeatch,
I think you can use your meager (at best) comprehension skills to figure out who I was referring to.
Now, why don’t you go back and re-affix your oral cavity to the home you have made on Magic Johnson’s polyp?
Kitty_Kat:
I have seen Ostrosky’s face in magazines for wedding planning and other stuff. She is not an edgy model, like someone in a Calvin Klein ad. She is a regular print model. And I think it’s fair to say that those people are hired for their looks.
Spindoc,
Keep making those stupid guesses…..