Howard K. Stern hams it up for TV

Well, there’s two minutes I’ll never get back. She’s better off where she is, unfortunately.

He’ll be dating Britney in about a week.

Hahahahahahaha

#39 – wtf? If you are going to log on in my name, at least say something humerous. Have you no life at all? Is this all that’s left for you? Take your one ball and die.

Her body isn’t even fucking cold yet and he’s already milking her for money. Isn’t there some kind of law against fucking her after she’s dead?

Murdering prick. Burn in hell bastard.

I wonder if he’s met OJ yet…..

This fucking hook-nose motherfucker murdered both Anna and Daniel and he’s going to get away with it. Why you ask? Because he’s a Lawyer and knows the ins and outs of a crime pure and simple.

*humorous

36. Well done, especially the Sorta Rican bit.

39. It still amazes me that RichPort claims to have exactly one troll, even as he shifts credit / blame to different percieved enemies on an almost daily basis ( “Ass Ferret, Wally, danielle, Brain Embolism, anyone else who thinks he’s a cunt, …” ).

RichPort gets “pwned” several times a day by different posters. He’s a soft target ;^)

He is a Master Thespian
Acting!
Brilliant!
Thank you!

He is a Master Thespian
Acting!
Brilliant!
Thank you!

#60 – please don’t talk to it. Oh, how nice it would be if ‘Fish Guy could take five minutes out of his all important day of combing through day old tmz stories to post as news and find a new way for us to register and log in where only one person can have access to any given user name. Type Key sucks, dude! And how about a little moderating, huh? Brian Green and his pink weiner and no balls keep mistaking this site for the suicide/animalia hotline. Shut ‘em down!

Psychiatrists say that when someone doesn’t look you in the eye when they’re talking to you, they’re usually lying.

Not one time does he look up at the interviewer or the camera.

Okay, I’m late to the party here, but something smells funny here. How many “mysterious” deaths have you been at?

daaaang. i really thought she probably just overdosed on her own until i saw this video. he should win a razzie AND go to jail!

Right before he puts his face in his hands the first time, he gives a little upward glance – just to check to see how he’s doing with the interviewer! Gotcha!!

P.S. Howard, danielle’s single, just FYI.

k, just saw a picture of the baby. Unless genetics went insane, there isn’t a chance in hell Mr. Pay-me-a-million-and-I’ll-try-to-cry is the real dad.

He also seems really really stoned during his million dollar interview. Wait, no, he’s reading from from a cue card.

Tomorrow on ET: Mark Steines and Mary Hart attempt to pretend to be real journalists.

Hmm does this remind anyone of Scott Peterson and the Laci Peterson murder?

Were those tears of grief or tears of joy???

#39 LOL but you never read Revelation

The whole thing with Howie, Von Anhalt, ANS, the son, the baby, the old guy, the Jamaican immigration guy, would make an absolutely fucking ripper cartoon.

Maybe anime.

Or hentai. *shudder*

ooh. Real nice labeling someone as a “killer”. Have you ever lost someone you love? It hurts.

He got a million dollars for that terrible performance?

#60 – Hi Wally Ass Ferret Gumboot! I would ask how they’re hanging, but according to the pictures you emailed to so many people trying to be nice to you, they don’t hang at all… I don’t have just one troll, there are at least a couple. However, the primary idiot is in fact Wally Ass Ferret Gumboot and his multiple personalities, including Brain Embolism, ImSuicidal, Iambananas, Lowlands, etc, etc, etc… and that’s not to mention the myriad times it logs in as one of us. It’s really sad and pathetic. It blames me for losing its internet friends, when all I asked it to do was sever its achilles’ tendons then jump off of something tall. Then it starts homophobic rants and racist comments and attributes them to jrzmommy and me. Just sad. So please, once again, test the human limits for arsenic poisoning and, before dying painfully, report your findings to the CDC so we can figure out a cure for idiocy. Cyberstalking is soooooooo high school.

Well, if this guy Howard really wanted to kill Anna and get away with it … he should of taken her her Aruba.

That should of said …. “taken her to Aruba” ..

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I Might Have Done Something Bad by Howard K Stern (Forward by O. J. Simpson)

wtf!? Even if he did not kill her, he sure isn’t sorry that she is gone! What a freak.. He is so obviously faking and that person who comes up and puts their arm around him, nice touch. Very sad and very transparent. I hope ANS’s mother is very careful…

#52, fucking genius. I couldnt have said it any better.
This guy’s the fucking anti-christ

@82… Thanks. :)

@75… You’re kidding, right? If I were to lose someone close to me, I wouldn’t have to *try* to cry. Nor would I grant someone an ‘interview’.

watch the video with no volume- he appears to be holding himself back from laughing the entire time…

Whoa. That is some of the worst acting I’ve ever seen. I’m not saying that he’s not sad (I don’t know that he’s not), but that was just too over-the-top for me. Sorry.

A cool million for a lame scam interview.

77. My name is not now, nor has it ever been any variation of “Wally”, and I don’t share personal information or pictures with “Internet friends”, ever.

Thanks for playing, cock whore, and remember, …

RPLTC an extraordinarily long time!

that guy isn’t even Jewish. obviously he’s an asshole but automatically spewing a bunch of anti-semitical bullshit just cuz he has a last name that may or may not be jewish makes you an asshole too.

Sheesh, of course he’s a Jew. He looks like a Jew, acts like a greedy Jew & in fact, IS a money grubbing, possibly murderous Jew. No Gentile could be that crafty, greedy or false [other than OJ & Scott Peterson] AND be a lawyer. The lawyer part is the cincher on the deal. He’s a big old jewbag. LOL

His thin, weaselly voice ‘cracking with emotion’ is so ridiculously false sounding, but he certainly has plenty of chutzpah!

Chutzpah:
In Hebrew, chutzpah is used indignantly, to describe someone who has over-stepped the boundaries of accepted behaviour for selfish reasons. But in Yiddish and English, chutzpah has developed interesting ambivalent and even positive connotations. Chutzpah can be used to express admiration for non-conformist but gutsy audacity. Leo Rosten in The Joys of Yiddish defines chutzpah as “gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, incredible ‘guts,’ presumption plus arrogance such as no other word and no other language can do justice to.” In this sense, chutzpah expresses both strong disapproval and grudging admiration.

One humorous example of chutzpah is often given as follows: “A boy is on trial for murdering his parents, and he begs of the judge leniency because he is an orphan.”

How could anyone say that Howard was faking his grief over the death of Anna Nicole? Everyone needs to mind their own business. I’m sure if you were in the media 24/7, there would be things aired that you wouldn’t like either. Everyone needs to leave him alone and let him grieve his lost. Americans are so ready judge others. Look in the mirror. Judge not, yet ye be judged. People who live in glass houses, shouldn’t throw stones. I believe Anna Nicole died from a broken heart………

Reply to #92

People please… HKS has brought on all this media attention himself. If he truly loved ANS and her children he wouldn’t be selling his story and photos to the media. He would be in seclusion grieving. How can anyone defend him. HKS preyed on ANS vulnerability and insecurity.

While HKS was selling his story for $1M to ET or who ever, ANS mom was trying to secure Danniellynn’s safety, but people want to talk sh%t about her. If I lost my child or loved one I wouldn’t be having the media around me during this devastating time.

I feel sorry for Danniellynn – if she gets the chance to grow up!!! she will read all this negative publicity and just continue the cycle of insecurity.

Here’s a thought HKS claims he loved ANS and Daniel right… He wants to be there for Danniellynn right…his mom and dad have been the ones supporting him this whole time right… Why don’t Howard sign off on all money’s he has earned and will earn- donate it to victims of child abuse and provide for Danniellynn on his own?

I feel heartbroken that Anna died missing her son so much ! I also can put life on it how much Howard loved Anna . I’m so sorry for Howard . Also I wished Anna married Howard before she died I think she meant to but she was grieving for Daniel and and she didn’t get to it , So now I just pray Howard gets to have the daughter Anna meant for him ! Love from,Tampa FL

hey howard, simple ingore all what people say about you. they dont know nothing!! stay strong and be with your daughter dannielynn. i support you!! god be with you and dannielynn!! you have two angels watching over you and your daughter dannielynn!
{{{{HOWARD}}}}

wow, i wish i could get paid to ham it up like that…