Howard K. Stern hams it up for TV

Entertainment Tonight reportedly paid Howard K. Stern $1 million for an exclusive interview in which he pretends to cry and says:

“I just want her to be with Daniel, I hope that they’re happy … she was such a wonderful person.”

He got paid $1 million for this. $1 million. Everytime he puts his hands to his face it’s because he’s about to break out in laughter. I’m not saying he killed Anna Nicole Smith, but he could be twirling a handlebar mustache and it’d look less suspicious than this.