Entertainment Tonight reportedly paid Howard K. Stern $1 million for an exclusive interview in which he pretends to cry and says:
“I just want her to be with Daniel, I hope that they’re happy … she was such a wonderful person.”
He got paid $1 million for this. $1 million. Everytime he puts his hands to his face it’s because he’s about to break out in laughter. I’m not saying he killed Anna Nicole Smith, but he could be twirling a handlebar mustache and it’d look less suspicious than this.
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intromission | February 12, 2007 at 12:20 pm
i’m pretty sure she already was “with Daniel”
Spindoc | February 12, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Heck, he might make more of the interviews than he’s going to get for murdering her and her son.
BarbadoSlim | February 12, 2007 at 12:23 pm
What a class act, I’m pretty sure there’s an exception somewhere in the bible to allow killing in the case of this doosh.
Kait | February 12, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Dear god is that pathetic
Who wants to bet that a few weeks from now in some caustic interview, he admits that it was all fake?
Anyone who thinks he’s really crying over this is an IDIOT, i swear
Tom Horseonovich Colligan | February 12, 2007 at 12:26 pm
OK! Heads up, folks. this guy Stern is the killer. How do I know this? Because I am a rotund repulsive half Jewish verbose feces eater, and I just KNOW things like this. Come over to http://www.cruel.com some time and you will find facts and interact with criminals as your leisure.
Best Regards,
Tommy Horseonovich Colligan
(google Horseonovich for more of my inner beauty, h’yuck!)
misanthrope | February 12, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Ugh. What a dick. Fricken parasite.
N@ughty | February 12, 2007 at 12:31 pm
U know, i REALLY wish he and Anna could trade places right now. at least her little iterview would look more beleivable dontcha think? but this is Howard Stern we’re talking about. enuff said…KILLER!
danielle | February 12, 2007 at 12:31 pm
The bastard probably asked for the cash upfront.
He most likely said:
“I want my money before I say anything nice to the camera, in unmarked twenty dollar bills, and a Big Gulp, and some Twizzlers…cherry flavored”.
RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I can’t believe my wife thinks this guy is hot. Crackers and Christkillers…would you really miss them?
squidtits | February 12, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Someone’s been to the Tom-IM IN !LOVVVVVVVVVE!-Cruise school of acting.
N@ughty | February 12, 2007 at 12:34 pm
by the way, im aware that i spelled “interview” wrong. i just thought that if i spelled it the way Anna would say it, it would show my deepest sympathy to the whole situation you know? and Howard Stern isn’t a killer…he’s a poisoner. that’s all. and if either of u were offended by that comment…KISS MY ASS!
~N@ughty
RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 12:36 pm
“And 10 of them there Summer’s Eve because I’ve worked me up a dang fierce stank.”
No, wait, that was what danielle asked for…
RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors | February 12, 2007 at 12:38 pm
i could hardly get through that.. simply painful to watch. Anyone who believes this shit is a chump
misanthrope | February 12, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Who does he think he’s kidding?
@10… I think it’s more like the OJ school of delusion.
veggi | February 12, 2007 at 12:41 pm
First!
danielle | February 12, 2007 at 12:43 pm
~9~
“I can’t believe my WIFE thinks this guy is hot”<=
Yeah, it’s your DOG dear. You couldn’t even BUY a wife with your looks. Hell, your DOG pisses himself at the site of your fugly ass.
♥..Hey Howard, looking for a new pet?
veggi | February 12, 2007 at 12:43 pm
she was brilliant. married a 100 year old billionaire. Who’s your daddy?
doomhammer | February 12, 2007 at 12:43 pm
d-o-u-c-h-e b-a-g
fritobandito | February 12, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I wish they showed after the interview, you know where he stood up and said “Was that o.k.? Did I seem credible?” I mean OH GOD! ANNA NICOLE how could you leave me???? Wait too much? Can we turn the camera back on???
DOUCHE BAG!!
fritobandito | February 12, 2007 at 12:49 pm
I hope he’s not the father of that baby, I hope he gets nothing and is left standing there holding his penis!
fritobandito | February 12, 2007 at 12:52 pm
I hope he’s not the father of that baby, I hope he gets nothing and is left standing there holding his penis! Him and Cisco Adler should make a porn, Howards a good actor, I would totally believe him as he’s taking it up the ass. Better yet tose monster balls smacking him in the chin!!!
Devilish Tenshi | February 12, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Why does that look not real to me. The crying… hmmm….
fritobandito | February 12, 2007 at 12:52 pm
I hope he’s not the father of that baby, I hope he gets nothing and is left standing there holding his penis! Him and Cisco Adler should make a porn, Howards a good actor, I would totally believe him as he’s taking it up the ass. Better yet tose monster balls smacking him in the chin!!!
moondoggy | February 12, 2007 at 12:53 pm
*invisible thought bubble*
Thats it Howie, you’re doing great…snuffle a little…drop your head, yeah, shake it…just repeat Anna and Daniel, ah shit, better throw in the L word…maybe not mentioning the ‘done is a better idea, keep it simple, they’re only paying a mill, still, its more than Anna got for selling dead Danny’s pics, hahaha…how the hell do I squeeze out a tear? Ha! Just think about the prospect of getting caught…
Hopefully some crazed ANS fan will gun him down in a sleazy motel somewhere. Is there such a thing as a crazed ANS fan?
fritobandito | February 12, 2007 at 12:54 pm
yes, I am retarded! Sorry for the extra posts!
Devilish Tenshi | February 12, 2007 at 12:54 pm
that crying looks fake to me
RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 1:02 pm
#9 & #12 – Wally… go home. No wait, you are home. See that window over there? Yea that’s the one… don’t even open, just run through it at full speed. It’ll be fun for like a second. I don’t need your help attacking danielle. She’s trying real hard and even had a slight attempt at humor there. It just gets lame when she tries to defend herself, because she’s not quick on her feet. Now if you wanna go after her, be my guest, but please live your own life. I swear they need to take all of the PCs out of the VA hospital…
doomhammer | February 12, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Sure he is crying but what we done see is him driving that ink pin into his knee cap just out of the cameras eye. Well played Mr. Stern, well played. Whats a tetanus shot for a cool Mill am I right or am I right, or am I right?
misanthrope | February 12, 2007 at 1:08 pm
He makes Tara Reid look like Meryl Streep.
danielle | February 12, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Awww..that wasn’t you?!?
Figures.
Only a troll would use a joke containing the brand *Summer’s Eve*
Is that you sexybitch?! dirt chicken….?!?
doomhammer | February 12, 2007 at 1:08 pm
I wish they had caught the part on camera where he stands up and says “cut, cut!! ok, we are through here people, now somebody get me a fucking mineral water pronto!”
misanthrope | February 12, 2007 at 1:10 pm
…or something like that.
During the edit, after he puts his hands to his face, he must have pulled out some nose hairs to get himself to cry.
RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 1:16 pm
#30 – danielle, when I come at you, you’ll know, bcause you laugh and cry at the same time. That was that artist formerly known as Brain Embolism.
danielle | February 12, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Odd-
I never cried after reading your delightful commentary.
I mean, I might have shed a tear due to the fact they your typing is just too sexy for words but…. I never cried in a “sad” or defeated way.
Never that.
I did laugh though…at you, not with.
danielle | February 12, 2007 at 1:23 pm
{they}
Damn sexy typing.
RichPort's wife | February 12, 2007 at 1:24 pm
“when I come at you, you’ll know, bcause you laugh and cry at the same time”
He’s not kidding, folks. Every single fucking time, I look at that greasy Sorta Rican o-face and burst out laughing, but I always cry too because it’s only been about 45 seconds.
twzzlrgirl | February 12, 2007 at 1:25 pm
This guy is a joke, but he and ANS were made for each other. This is just the kind of soap opera shit she pulled when Howard Marshall died: running from the room sobbing, choking up every 5 minutes — and laughing all the way to the bank.
What goes around comes around….
Ted...From LA | February 12, 2007 at 1:30 pm
I believe he is sincere. You can not fake crying. The voices in my head have told me so. And one of the voices in Santa Claus and he never lies to me.
magickal | February 12, 2007 at 1:35 pm
RichPort gets pwnd by Wally-troll. I think I read about this in the Book of Revelation.
ph7 | February 12, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Like horseflies circling around a pile of shit.
happy_bunny | February 12, 2007 at 1:52 pm
You know Stern’s name is on ANS’ baby’s birth certificate and ANS refused paternity tests because she wanted Stern to act as the father. You think maybe ANS and Stern had a real relationship? Or do you base all your opinions on whatever snarky thing the Superfish says?
I fear for my country’s future.
ch474 | February 12, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Lying shyster! When one crys one generally squeezes out more than one little tear. After he got the cheque I’m sure he jumped up and yelled the following …
“Now get the fuck off my brand new private plane. And you cunts had better have wiped your feet before getting on, ‘cuz if you didn’t I’m sending the bill to Pat O’Brien!”
misanthrope | February 12, 2007 at 1:58 pm
@41… You know that Stern’s name is on the birth certificate because he wanted it there? ANS refused paternity tests because Stern wanted her to. Or do you think she was able to think for herself?
summerbaby73 | February 12, 2007 at 2:03 pm
I am by no means accusing Howard K Stern of murder, however I recall someone else being interviewed after his wife died; he was crying – carrying on…. Scott Peterson!
LL | February 12, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Every time I think I’m not a very nice person, all I have to do is think of this guy and Entertainment Tonight. We’re just making unkind (but true) comments about a dead woman on a website, but we’re not profiting from her death like these grave robbers are. Guess blood money spends the same, so that’s all that matters.
jrzmommy | February 12, 2007 at 2:05 pm
I’m pretty sure jews never lie when a lot of money is involved. And by “never” I mean “always.”
86 | February 12, 2007 at 2:17 pm
I don’t care.
Mz_kay | February 12, 2007 at 2:25 pm
douchebag
kacsing | February 12, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Well, there’s two minutes I’ll never get back. She’s better off where she is, unfortunately.
Bioplant | February 12, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Can Jew believe this guy? How disingenuous can Jew be?
Oh, if you’re thirsty, have some apple Jews.