Howard K. Stern arrested for illegally furnishing Anna Nicole Smith drugs

March 13th, 2009 // 74 Comments

Because justice is fast, lightning fast, the late Anna Nicole Smith’s boyfriend/lawyer Howard K. Stern and two other doctors have been charged with illegally furnishing her “thousands of prescription pills” up until her death in 2007, according to the AP:

Howard K. Stern and Dr. Sandeep Kapoor were released late Thursday after posting $20,000 bond. Charges include conspiracy, unlawfully prescribing a controlled substance and prescribing, administering or dispensing a controlled substance to an addict, authorities said.
“These individuals repeatedly and excessively furnished thousands of prescription pills to Anna Nicole Smith, often for no legitimate medical purpose,” California Attorney General Jerry Brown said in a statement Thursday. His office was expected to release more details about the case at a news conference Friday.
Prosecutors said the doctors gave thousands of prescription drugs — including opiates and sedatives — to Stern, who then gave them to Smith.

Hey, there was a “legitimate medical purpose” – to keep her crazy. How else could Howard K. Stern use her money and/or have the sex? Pfft. City Hall. What do they know?

Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, WENN

  1. Que

    Que upsetting and dang.

  2. The White Urkel

    Dr. Sandeep Kapoor – The result of out sourcing everything we do.

  3. This is the least surprising news article of the day. Even though he won’t face much jail time, it is nice to know the legal system will brand him a felon for what he did.

  4. Zanna

    I’m all for my boyfriends pumping me up with thousands of prescription pills. If it wasn’t for date rape, I’d never get laid.

  5. Jrz

    So….what IS the life expectancy of a wimpy, Jewish, Playmate-of -the-Year-killer with no street smarts these days in the pokey?

  6. Mike

    Seriously, THAT is not the face of a drug peddler, and all you racists get a preemptive STFU. Just because he’s black, doesn’t make him guilty.

  7. GuyHolly

    I’m sure her three fans will be averjoyed with the justice of it all.

  8. Jrz

    Well well well…..serendipity…..
    Hello, Zanna!!

  9. Jrz

    GUY!!!!!1 Ya big typo-makin’…….

  10. GuyHolly

    Jrz– I swear, I proofread most of my potsts before hitting the cmenent button.

  11. Jrz

    The cement button. Excellent.

  12. It's Me Fuckers

    it’s about fuckin time

  13. Anna Nicole's Taint

    In shocking news, this worthless cunt is still dead. Only person I feel sorry for is the son they killed off. Her surviving daughter is 100 times better off without that druggie piece of shit mother.

  14. Zanna

    JRZ!!! GUY!!!!!@

    Guy, you superpoked me and now I think I’m pregnant.

  15. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    You are retarded. Even if you were trying to be funny, you don’t make sense. Please read the article above before you post about it. It also helps to read other’s comments.

  16. GuyHolly

    Z–sorry I get all excited by the bullseye tattoo.

  17. supersex

    yawn…. is there any better news

  18. Zanna

    That’s okay, Guy. We’ll have beautiful children together.

  19. Jrz

    Sculpted Boys. That’s…so…….fucking……..Why do people still like Michael Jackson?

    Fung Wah!

  20. Zanna

    I don’t know, JRZ. I mean, it goes on to beg the question…..

    1. Why a sculpted boy milking a goat?
    2. A scuplted boy ‘pulling’? PULLING WHAT exactly?
    3. Sculpted boys carrying “fruit basket”.

    It’s all so disturbing.

  21. Zanna


  22. libby

    wow…..horrible horrible horrible.

    no morals whatsoever, how do these people live with themselves??

  23. Deacon Jones


    The lengths some guys will go to for a piece of pussy.
    I wonder if he hit it.

  24. Zanna

    Look how dialated his pupils are in this picture.

    I like the angry lonely woman in the back. She’s got that “someone took the last donut” look on her face.

  25. Bernie Madoff

    I for one am glad Mr. Stern and Dr. Kapoor are going to prison. I’d like to talk to them about investing with me. And I’d like to thank Attorney General Moon Beam for making this little meet-up possible.

  26. jrz


  27. Turd Ferguson

    Its funny that nobody ever questioned where she was getting the buttload of drugs from before she OD’d. Even though it when extremely obvious she was over-medicated for the last couple of years.
    Oh well, one more celecbritard down.

  28. now thats truly informative and ironic coming from a has been, drug abusing,pro gay hippy like California Attorney General Jerry Brown. I wonder how he found time to get away from his yoga ? Maybe he didnt and hes in his hybrid sipping a soy chi latte with splenda, listening to mahashma serguti while in a deep trance of meditation, broadcasting his statements via a “green” powered mac laptop.

    It never ceases to amaze me how burned out you California flakes are to re-elect the same people to other positions after they WRECKED other parts of your states government.

    Par for the course I guess…typical

  29. Jrz

    there you are! We summoned you with the ancient mystical chanting of Fung Wah

  30. oh, but DAMN Ill bet she was a good fuck.

  31. Newcastle

    That guy was a fucking leech and nothing more. Glad to hear charges are being filed against him.

  32. JustJess

    Awww…Ecstacy eyes – brings back old memories…

  33. Evan Faine

    Is it me, or does she look pretty shaggable in the main pic?

  34. GuyHolly

    I wonder if the Fung Wah has Kumho tires on it…………..

  35. Deacon Jones

    @32 Agreed. She looks , er, looked, like a moaner.

  36. SoTe

    @ #4 hahahahaha LOL!
    Poor Nicole. They look seriously fucked up in that pic, they were both totally plastered.

  37. yuck

    This whole situation just made me sad. It still does. It’s about time the law got the goods on these guys, as the rest of the world could see that they were keeping their golden goose all fucked up so she’d provide without any pesky questions.
    I was no fan of hers, but when a Svengali situation is so obvious, it’s just upsetting. I hope those guys get what they gave. Fuckers.

  38. Rogerdoger

    WHO CARES? She would have found it anywhere else anyway. She was a fucktard.

  39. Didn’t this guy play Doctor Octopus in one of those Spiderman movies?

  40. Didn’t this guy play Doctor Octopus in one of those Spiderman movies?

  41. Stupid double posting shit.

  42. D'Oh


  43. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    She had really ugly teeth, showing too much gum. YUCK

  44. caption

    # 25 hahahahaha someone took the last donut face hahahaha,
    or maybe “these two are standing between me and the buffet table, and NOW someone’s taking their picture”

  45. Joe

    Men, never do drugs with women. If she dies taking them, its your fault and you will go to jail, if you die taking them its your fault and your dead. Shell be looking for a new man to do drugs with.

  46. ??Re6el??

    I is good speller. Me like fuck big-boob blondie. Me hate hippies and am really good at politiks. Jerry Brown is the anti-Christ. My bible told me so. I have “chi” lattes too. They are the drink of the weak, gay California kind. Me drink Natural Ice LIght for breakfast. I hate beautiful, sunny California for so many reasons but mostly because me can’t afford to live there.

  47. She had too much gums that chic,,,rest in peace,,,K Stern=creepy

  48. @48

    glad to see I hit a nerve libby.

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