How is she not stabbing people?

March 22nd, 2010 // 159 Comments

And the love affair with gas stations is back.

Here’s Britney Spears stopping for a Fanta over the weekend while brandishing probably the hardest nipples I’ve ever seen on her. Seriously, it’s a goddamn miracle no one lost an eye and I almost started screaming “SHE’LL PUNCTURE A LUNG!” at the woman stupid enough to snap a picture three inches from Britney’s face. Had that lady been holding a burrito, it would’ve been the equivalent of waving a raw steak at a lion clutching a spear in each paw. You don’t even fuck with that.

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  1. ike g

    theyre looking in differant directions

  2. Beez

    FYI, those nips are fake. They are stick ons. That’s why if you look closely, her areolas appear to be the size of saucers….it’s the stick on nips coming up. Look CLOSELY.

  3. She’s not as hot as she once was… I got a huge boner out of these pictures…

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  5. Yes, She is fat ! but still very sex !

  6. I think she have sleeping.
    But she is sexy.

  7. Britney has the greatest lookingBOOBS and most AMAZING nipples.I;d love to have her hold my face between her legs with those muscular thighs while I get her off.Right now I’m sitting here looking at the first picture ot her with those beautiful big BOOBS stroking my hard dick and getting myself off

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