And the love affair with gas stations is back.
Here’s Britney Spears stopping for a Fanta over the weekend while brandishing probably the hardest nipples I’ve ever seen on her. Seriously, it’s a goddamn miracle no one lost an eye and I almost started screaming “SHE’LL PUNCTURE A LUNG!” at the woman stupid enough to snap a picture three inches from Britney’s face. Had that lady been holding a burrito, it would’ve been the equivalent of waving a raw steak at a lion clutching a spear in each paw. You don’t even fuck with that.
Photos: Fame
bonaventurebassett | March 22, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Nipples!!!
ms. manbutter | March 22, 2010 at 12:33 pm
first
bonaventurebassett | March 22, 2010 at 12:33 pm
second!
Tara | March 22, 2010 at 12:34 pm
At least she is wearing shoes this time. But seriously? Are those real nipples? I think they are fake. ;)
fans | March 22, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Fans are a real pain, when you look at that lady.. ridiculous behaviour.
Hogan | March 22, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Despite all the perfect 10s we see. Theres still soemthing about seeing Britneys nipples thats gives me an extra boner coefficient.
The Listener | March 22, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Dang! I’m getting hard just looking at those tits. I love ‘em!
G | March 22, 2010 at 12:49 pm
I can’t figure out what she has against bras?
jessica phillips | March 22, 2010 at 12:50 pm
are those her nips or piercings?
Jenni | March 22, 2010 at 12:51 pm
It would be fun to watch Britney hit that lady…
sandra | March 22, 2010 at 12:57 pm
cut-off shorts, bright red lipstick, no bra, greasy looking hair…trashy! how can someone with so much darn money always look so homely? buy a bra!
Jesus of Nazereth | March 22, 2010 at 12:59 pm
What a gross fuckin bitch!
Deacon Jones | March 22, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Man, I dont know what it is, but she still does it for me
Slut Mary | March 22, 2010 at 1:02 pm
“Fans are a real pain, when you look at that lady.. ridiculous behaviour. ”
Hey stoopid! What about the pap taking the same photo?
Ain't nothing wrong with a little Rough pride. | March 22, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Well don’t over look Brit Brit if you’re looking for a knee-cap supermodel?
abby | March 22, 2010 at 1:11 pm
She is my favorite. I think she is great.
Tip: bras also absorb sweat
Oh Yeah! | March 22, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Yes! Yes!
There’re the headlights I love to see.
Keep ‘em coming. More Britney!
Bennie | March 22, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Don’t worry, they’re not a threat to anyones eye sight….she has them aimed at the ground. Remember safety first!
Mal Gusto | March 22, 2010 at 1:22 pm
The BOOTS!!!!!!!!!! Theerree Baaaaccck!
jewishustla | March 22, 2010 at 1:27 pm
MY DICK IS HARD AS FUCK
matt | March 22, 2010 at 1:30 pm
dammit, i’d love to be stabbed by those
FATTY'NYJETSFAN | March 22, 2010 at 1:31 pm
I LOVE HER!!…….CRAZY or NOT!!!…….she’s SUPER’SEXY!
FATTY'NYJETSFAN | March 22, 2010 at 1:34 pm
I WANT HER!!!!!!!……she’s SUPER’SEXY!!!
Natalie | March 22, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Am I the only one who thinks her boobs are gross? They point downward. They shouldn’t look like that until you’re about 50. She has a pretty face and nice body, but her boobs are gross.
bar room hero | March 22, 2010 at 1:36 pm
She looks like total trailer-trash. Tons of better looking broads walking on the street.
I’ll still stoke her though…
HackSaw | March 22, 2010 at 1:40 pm
I’d hit it.
Tha Shiz Nizzle | March 22, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Id run across the room with my wenis out and then jab it in between those boobies and pole vault straight out the damn window woooooosh!
jose miguel | March 22, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Nipples of national geografic
MAveRiCknewyork | March 22, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Those things could cut diamonds.
Ballsy | March 22, 2010 at 2:06 pm
It would be kind of sexy with out the sweat lakes under her boobs.
Crusty | March 22, 2010 at 2:07 pm
In Southeast Louisiana, that passes for high fashion.
Tell ya what though, chick has some nice looking legs.
Sardonic | March 22, 2010 at 2:25 pm
You might be a mentally unstable celebrity if:
8. You wear ugg boots when it’s 80 degrees.
7. You gnaw your fingernails down to the cuticles
6. You buy your food at gas stations
5. You have no problem being photgraphed in public while wearing a trashy
outfit.
4. You refuse to wear a bra
3. Your diet consists of Fanta and coffee
2. You wear makeup and lipstick that magnify your instability
1. You are completely oblivious to the inappropriateness of all of this.
Ryan | March 22, 2010 at 2:30 pm
She’s not as hot as she once was, but damn, I’d still fuck the shit out of her. I got a huge boner out of these pictures. If you would have asked me a year or so ago, I would have said it’s impossible to get a boner because of Britney Spears anymore.
Darth | March 22, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Is it due to the weather? or is she just happy to see me?
Rich | March 22, 2010 at 2:49 pm
She is perfect
Looking at her with that shirt and shorts she is driving me crazy
Tek | March 22, 2010 at 2:53 pm
God she looks like absolute crap. Still though, I’d hit it just to say I banged Britney.
Aka | March 22, 2010 at 2:54 pm
SICK OF SEEING ‘OL WONK BOOB
Jays | March 22, 2010 at 2:56 pm
WTF is up with Pic 9?
Her tits are weird! One in the past and one in the future…they’re all over the place!
Alli | March 22, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Whats up wit men? U lot wud bang any fucking thing!!!!!!
LilOlly | March 22, 2010 at 2:58 pm
@ No37: Haha “WONK BOOB”!
Tek | March 22, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Haha, c’mon Alli! I could probably get a Ferrari out of her, just like K-Fed did! XD
Alli | March 22, 2010 at 3:01 pm
#41…Ahhh, I see wotz goin on. uve opened my eyes!
PtC | March 22, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Holy boob sweat
jose | March 22, 2010 at 3:10 pm
oo lala.. how id love to suckle the teet. Still incredibly bangable britney baby. Not just cuz you have a great pair of tits and go braless and what not, but because you still sexy as hell and still dont give a shit what people think. You go on with your sexy-milf-self and enjoy your millions. But man what i wouldnt give to see a naked vid or pics to surface from your hottest girl inthe world days. You still pretty close but ya just cant help age can you. Hottest babe of all time is what u are though Britney. I know these words will never reach you, because the last thing youd do is come to a scathing festival of overcritical assholes like this place. But im just bored at the moment n pretending :P
Beebaby | March 22, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Dude, whatever. I LOVE my crazy Britney. She’s so much more interesting than her dumb old bumblegum pop persona.
Alli Watermelon | March 22, 2010 at 3:11 pm
That bitch in the brown should be smacked upside her head. How rude. Of course the same goes for the paparazzi. They make me SICK too. But this bitch isn’t even getting paid…she’s just obnoxious and rude.
Mike Nike | March 22, 2010 at 3:15 pm
The cause of her mental illness is in both her hands. I’m surprised she hasn’t dug her head out of ass and figured it out yet.
The Original Shawn | March 22, 2010 at 3:23 pm
I’d play with the hell out of those titties if offered the opportunity, but how sad is it that the random lady buying gas is actually hotter than Britney freakin’ Spears?
Sport | March 22, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Nothing at all attractive about her – nothing. Fingers chewed to the nub, face always look frightening, clothing (nevermind), scary Oompa Loomba body proportions. Just not an attractive person INSIDE or OUT.
Doc Schweinstrudel | March 22, 2010 at 3:58 pm
LEAVE HER ALONE, DAMMIT, STOP PHOTOGRAPHING HER, CRUEL EXCUSE OF HUMAN BEINGS.