Hot Links Brought to You by Olivia Wilde on a Paddle Board

Since we already hit Ryan Seacrest and Charlie Rose today, it’s nice to take a break from the “who’s next” roll-out of the sexual harassment inquisition and take a moment to check out nice people that don’t touch unwanted butts. For the record though, Olivia Wilde can have a free pass to touch my butt whenever she’d like.

Also…

Chrissy Teigen really needs to cut back on the booze, she’s pregnant with baby No. 2. [PageSix]

Producer David Foster kicked a thirsty Real Housewife of Somewhere out of his car in this pretty awesome paparazzi run in. [TMZ]

I think Christina Aguilera’s new lips look like they were grafted from someone’s scrotum, but here are actual surgeons weighing in on why it looks like shit. [Celebuzz]

Photos of Elle Fanning getting balls deep with a cheeseburger. [DrunkenStepfather]

Louise Linton (wife of Sec. of Treasury and film producer Steve Mnuchin) is a tacky woman who is probably extremely sad inside. [Pajiba]

No, Katy Perry is not dating The Weeknd… [GossipCop]

Angela Rye had a stalker with horrible grammar. [HHMW]