Typically the top post of the day is reserved for the hottest pics, but today I’m donating it to George Clooney’s Hope For Haiti Now because he’s my hero. And not just because he Tiger Woods’d his way through cocktail waitresses way before Tiger even considered the possibility golf would get him laid. And did it. But, seriously, the Clooney’s doing a good thing here with some assistance from Robert Pattinson, Taylor Swift and other celebs who I’m going to make snappy comments about on Twitter because it’s the only way I know how to love.
So, please, donate what you can by clicking the image above and feel free to follow me tonight on Twitter as I live-tweet Hope for Haiti Now starting at 8 PM EST.
UPDATE: Hope for Haiti Now has reportedly raked in $58 million as of this update, so huge thanks to everyone who kicked in. Also, Simon Owens of Bloggasm.com has brought to my attention international non-profit organization CARE who’ve been in Haiti since 1954, so they have the infrastructure to immediately put funds to use. < http://www.care.org/haiti>
Thanks again to everyone who contributed.

































I can’t believe Obama is only giving like 100million. US should give more. I thought he was more compassionate than that. He was supposed to be a man of the poor. I guess he was a fraud like most politicians though. Celebs do more for Haiti than he does.
@100 Envious of Haiti !!! LOL !!! Thanks, I have not laughed so hard in all of my life. Envious of what? Your joke of a country? Your shitty infrastructure? The mud pies you eat? Your national IQ of 75?
And if you think Haiti is going to “rise from the ashes,” you got another thing coming. Your nation is pathetic. Always poor, always going to be poor. Billions given to it over the years and still a giant cesspool. It will never change. You will always be the laughing stock of the western hemisphere. I could not tell if the images their showing on T.V. are from before or after the quake lol.
Keep laughing 102, you have no medical insurance, the bank is taking back the house, and you’re in debt from your shit hole to nostrils. If youre not you know someone who is. Keep bashing people who are in need, no wonder other countries despise your country and are determine to annihilate it. It must be for the FREEDOM!
“One of the masses” said it best, one of the best comments I have ever seen here. People are tired of being told who to care for, who is less fortunate. What has any of this ever done for the United States? Nothing. The only time other countries seem to be happy with our situation, is when we have some crisis.
We are having quite a few lately, we need our resources for THIS country and it’s people. Hard working generations of Americans, of all races and genders, who have never seen darker days.
It is also amusing to note the “compassion” the Haiti supporters are voicing on here. They are sicker and more sheltered than anyone that are ranting against. With these people it is like some sports contest, they pick a side and fight for it. Sad.
If anyone wants to see what Haitians are, go to Miami. They have completely reduced parts of that city to a 3rd world shithole in 20 years time. My wife’s parents came here from southeast asia 30 years ago and own their own, house , business, and put three kids through college. See the difference?
the world is overpopulated. let the dogs in haiti die and then when the flies have dined on their corpses we can turn it into the tropical paradise it should be. just like during the la riots those animals are down there robbing and killing each other. just like katrina. it is a broken record with those types.
Fish – thanks for doing this and for showing far, far more class than many of your readers. You never cease to impress.
Haitians dying is a necessary evil. It sucks that people have to die, but as *105* points out, the world is overpopulated. This is largely because of third-world birth rates. They breed like animals and then they can’t take care of their children — causing overpopulation, which leads to limited resources, which then in turn leads to poverty.
The earth can not keep sustaining this population. To balance things out people need to die. For the sake of advancement, the fact that it is now the Haitians is a good thing. Would you rather the Brits, the Japanese, Germans, French, Koreans, Americans, Indians, or Chinese to die? The world needs these people. They actually contribute something to the improvement of mankind. They invent, make scientific discoveries, and create jobs. What do the Haitians do other than leech off of the aforementioned countries? If somebody has to go to maintain livable conditions in this world, then it is best if the people who don’t matter go. Not trying to sound like a dick but it is the unfortunate truth. If you’re useless, its useless having you around.
90% of you are hateful, despicable people. People are dying and you are fine with that? I’m sure even the poorest of you can afford to give at least $20. You are only opposed to aid because Haiti is a black country, admit it. You make me ashamed to be white, and if some of you are asians or hispanics, then I’m sure you make decent people of those groups ashamed as well. It is sickening how much racism goes on when your faces are covered. Families are being destroyed and all you can think of is yourself. PATHETIC.
should have made the title
Hate For Haiti Now
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Humans, so fucking selfish
Please don’t beg for help when this hits your home.
Its good to know that most people don’t think the way the posters here think. The telethon raised millions of dollars. So all of you selfish pricks are in the minority.
Its good to know that most people don’t think the way the posters here think. The telethon raised millions of dollars. So all of you selfish pricks are in the minority.
Guess that whole Voodoo thing isn’t working out for them.
As a neutral third party, neither American nor Haitian, neither black nor white, I have to say, ordinary people spewing venom about other ordinary people they don’t know are just silly. Doesn’t matter if you’re someone crapping on Haiti like 105, or someone swearing at people who crap on Haiti like 108, you’ve just revealed your ignorance on this board. Donate if you want, don’t donate if you don’t want, and stop trying to change other people’s minds. While you’re at it, swearing in a post only shows us how lacking in class, manners and tact you really are.
My! the ugly Americans are out in droves.
@109: There wouldn’t be any point in begging when it hits us as no one would ever give aid to the US and we’re too busy sending our money abroad to use it to help our own ppl.
plz come together n help this guys
The U.S will turn out to be the biggest giver to Haiti — all the way around — from our government to the American people. Just wait. That’s how it always is. So all you people saying “stop being selfish Americans” can fuck off. We give constantly! If people are a little tired of giving and if people want to express their thoughts about how crappy Haiti is, THEY CAN! Let them — they have a right to express their opinions. People in the US are fed up — and rightly so. Let them speak! And right on # 95 – Sandy – proximity means nothing, in this case!
SO RIGHT is right! but racist diatribes being spewed by basement cockroaches is counter productive…
What a waste. I wish people could face facts. Haiti is a failed state and has been for more than a century. It has never been a successfully functioning independent country and it never will be. The best outcome would have been if it broke off and slide under the sea during the earthquake. What’s the goal here, anyway? To provide massive support, so that Haitians can recover back to a bunch of armed thugs running the country, with the rest of the population living in perpetual poverty and needing endless international aid? Haiti is 10% tourism and 90% breeding ground for disease and suffering. What is the point of rebuilding it?
yea, what we normally give is not nearly enough. Please dip into your pickets again. Plus how else can you say thanks for the country that brings us AIDS!
Wow, i can only think that these racist posters have to be one or two people under different names. I refuse to be there are this many despicable people in the world.
“some of the most fertile soil on earth”
Not anymore…deforestation and the subsequent erosion took care of that.
Want to save Haiti? Oh yes, build a big fence between them and the Dominican Republic, which seems to have its shit together, more or less. Then Introduce smallbox to Haiti, ban flights in and out, and let nature take it’s course. The wilderness might just creep back in over a hundred years and then the DR can take it over and make the island the tropical paradise it could be.
PS please also do this in Jamaica, Borneo, Nigeria, … well, the list goes on.
And a follow up of hate. Classy man. Classy.
I would like to donate and I will (been to lazy) but I believe there must be some international organization to be formed just to WATCH all those money to be distributed to those who need, not the World Bank (binge of thieves) or corrupted government of Haiti. Where are the guarantees that the money would go to the people in need. I keep watching Euronews its been a week, Haitians interviewed cry that NOBODY helps them, that military etc arrive but nothing is being done but getting people isolated, preventing them from fleeing the island. Thats horrible.
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I don’t understand what is the big deal. Donate or don’t donate. Why abuse Haiti when it is down? They are not the most productive people in the world, but that does not mean we should make fun of them or relish in their grief.
You people on both sides of the isle don’t do justice for your cause. Whether your for supporting Haiti or not, many of you posters come off as hateful. Stop saying negative things about Haiti, America, Blacks, Whites ….. whatever. This is no ones fault – it is a natural disaster.
When I saw pictures of what they did to a thief down there (Children too!) I decided I didn’t want to give them anything. Then the roadblocks, robbing graves, stealing from orphans, selling orphans… Desperation is one thing, I can understand desperation, but this is just evil and cruel. It’s savage, and I’m not saying that in a racist way. But I refuse to give money to people acting like animals.
I’d rather give my money to REAL animals in needs rather than evil human beings.
I just tallied up these blogs: only 18 positive comments out of 125…..that is less than 7% . So my response to apparent 7% “do gooders” #’s 28, 34, 37, 40, 44, 77 ,78 ,79 ,80 ,91 ,92 ,94 ,97 ,99 ,108 ,109 ,111 ,121 – your heart is in the right place but your head isn’t. It is sad you have been manipulated into putting your efforts into a cause that isn’t your own with the use of visuals and mind washing. @#100 as you are speaking for the Haitians – you don’t want United States help you hate us and as you know it is just an excuse for Military control. We need to mind our own business, I agree and take care of our own first. How many of you people know any seniors eating cat food right now? I do. How many families do you know in trouble right now? We have served the rich and their agendas for long enough. Right now camps” for civilian containment for predicted civil unrest is being set up in every military base in the United States? We are country on the verge of bankruptsy and were given money when were not even feeding our own…it is disgusting. I hope mainstream media gets the courage to air the statistics of blogs like this. Check out yahoo blog out of 135 votes 98% were negative. We are not the minority, we are not crazy, were are fed up!
I think the earthquake was a blessing in disguise because I think the Haitians may have stopped fucking for a whole 48 hrs. Probably prevented a couple hundred thousand pregnancies.
Liliana…
Cuando vi que habían posteado esto me imaginé que, tratandose de un blog de este tipo, me iba a encontrar con muchos comentarios insensibles y estúpidos…pero nunca me imaginé que fueran el 90% de los comentarios así (aunque reconozco que no los leí todos, apenas los primeros 40, porque ya me dio asco seguir leyendo…).
Si algún norteamericano se preguntara por qué medio mundo los odia, lo invitaría a leer estos comentarios…se creen primermundistas y tienen la cultura y la sensibilidad de una sociedad muuuy primitiva…
La verdad, un asco casi todo que leí…
Además, me pregunto por qué se quejan?, por donar $?…es la excusa perfecta que tienen para mandar más soldados que médicos y empezar a “colonizar” (el hobby preferido de ellos) Haití en vez de ayudar…
If you´re are so educated, transate this, insensitives sons of bitches!…
In case any of you wonder, it´s comments like the 90% posted here why half world+1 hates you!…in set of values you´re a fifth world country! (with some excepctions, thank God)
What, no aftershocks today? C’mon Jesus, get off of your dead ass and deal some shit to the Haitians so I can look good saving them.
@ #130… Maybe its because since half of the world hates us we don’t want to give them any of our hard earned money. Maybe this is why much of the comments are negative. Ever think of that.
I don’t consider myself a patriot or nationalist is any sense of the word. I like to think I look at the U.S. from an objective standpoint. But it really irks me when the rest of the world bitches and moans about America — because who gives them billions of dollars in aid to survive. Who is there to take control of the anarchy that ensues from a natural disaster like the earthquake in Haiti? Who will be there to protect them if their nation gets invaded?
The reason why regions like Canada, Europe, or Japan are such great places to live is because they don’t need to spend a lot of money on national defense…why? Because they know if any country: Russia, China, whoever, attacked them, the U.S. would not tolerate it. We’d be right there to defend them. So they take their excess cash and put it into helpful social programs. Do you know that the U.S. has been fitting the bill for countless nation’s security budgets? Do you know how much American tax dollars go to helping people who despise us. It is understandable why some Americans are pissed off. We are tired of our gov’t stealing our money.
#130 Wrote: (I think, confusing with a few languages under your belt)
“Liliana…
When I had posted this I imagined that, with a blog of this kind, I would find with many comments would be insensitive and stupid… but I never imagined that they were 90 % of the comments as well (although I recognize that I cannot read them all, just the first 40, because already gave me an idea; continue reading???)
If any American asked why world hates them, you should invite them to read these comments…
The truth, almost all as I can have read so far…
How do I also wonder why complain for donating $?… It is the perfect excuse to send more soldiers and doctors and begin to “settle” (the favorite hobby of them) Haiti instead of help…”
I posted #82 yesterday; to everybody’s surprise two more people have been pulled out alive. This was exactly what I was getting at. I do believe that I will make a call tomorrow and make a donation, but this time it will be to “Doctors Without Borders”, or “The Red Cross”. It will not be much, certainly not what I had originally made before cancelling, but 20 bucks is twenty bucks right?
(#89) As for the whole AIDS argument; I am pretty sure that this is an argument so far after the fact that it is non sequitur. Besides, it was a French male stewardess known as patient zero.
(#100) Your just fueling the stereotype.
As for quite a few of the other posts, not all of us are Americans.
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Cheers, and just try and stay optimistic for whatever reason(s) you choose.
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Vivas y sólo intente y permanecer optimista para cualquier motivos que elija.
Cheers e solo cercare di restare ottimista per qualunque ragioni che si sceglie.
Cheers et venez essayer et rester optimiste pour toute raison (s) que vous choisissez.
I feel sorry for the Haitians and the families that have to endure such a tragedy. But the natives are not helping their cause. They seem vary unappreciative of the aid. They don’t understand the initial difficulty in providing help to a nation with no infrastructure. It’s like they are blaming the rescuers and volunteers for what the earthquake did, or for they poor state of their country prior to the earthquake. I’ve seen Haitians throw food away because they *thought* it was stale. One would think starving people could care less about a food’s expiration date, but apparently the Haitians would rather have a 5 course meal sent to them from New York’s finest restaurants. You did not see such behavior during the tsunami in South East Asia, the earthquake in Pakistan, the floods in the Midwest, or the earthquake in China. One would think a people so accustomed to living in poverty would be gracious for foreign donations, no matter what it is. Perhaps all of the aid they have been given over the years has made them spoiled for handouts.
Fuck all of you Americans, Canadians, British, Chinaman, Japs, French. You drive our lands into poverty with your oppression and now when brothers and sisters are in time of need you dont want to help. So typical of you selfish fuckers. Are you angry that we will surpass you. Is that why you dont want to give us moneys. Yu call us dumb and savages but that is you. Who built the pyramids huh. We were worlds first civilization. You exploit our countries and enslave us, soon you will pay. You jealous of us, our big penises? Your woman want us more than you. You are all small and puny. You are the reason why Haiti is “3rd world”. Scumbags. Now you will try and take Haiti over but you will lose.
The “world” hates America huh? Do we really give a shit? Please name the countries in the “world” that hate us and let me know why I really need them. France hates us? Awww. So sad. I guess I have to get my wine and cheese from California.
There’s white people suffering in poverty in Arkansas.. Where’s their relief fund? I love that you do-gooders only think whites are racist. Fucking useless suckers. Give all your money to causes Hollywood says are important. Fuckin dolts.
“Are you angry that we will surpass you.”
LMAO – good one!
“You are the reason why Haiti is “3rd world”.”
Nah, the reason is called deoxyribonucleic acid.
why doesn’t George Clooney haul ass to New Orleans, with Julia Roberts in tow, and fix those problems first? America has more problems than a grade four math book .There are millions of homeless people all over the states, start there, you self serving celebrities.
Why didn’t George Clooney make a bid to cancel the golden globes, and give all the money they had to spend on a such a production, to Haiti..
I’ll bet he ‘couldn’t wait to man the phones”, more exposure.
Fix your own problems first, before you go into other countries. George Clooney, since when did a man who acts like himself IN EVERY SINGLE movie, become a man who we should put all our trust in??
Julia Roberts, I’m looking at you, yes, I’ve seen you in person, THANK GOD for your lighting and camera guys, because you are less, than average, honey. Great hair, ugly as sin..
Monday (#133), your translation wasn´t 100% accurate, but I think you got the idea…I guess…
But you wrote “soldiers and doctors” and you should have translated “soldiers THAN doctors”…
There are other “mistakes”, but it´s OK…
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#132,”But it really irks me when the rest of the world bitches and moans about America — because who gives them billions of dollars in aid to survive. Who is there to take control of the anarchy that ensues from a natural disaster like the earthquake in Haiti? Who will be there to protect them if their nation gets invaded?”
I don´t know why is that you think only “Americans” care or help when every country is helping (even third world countries which you are always insulting). You should know by now that you´re are not alone in the world, you´re are not always the ony “heroes” or the “good guys”…
And for your question…”who will be there to protect them if their nation gets invaded?”…I´d honestly prefer the UN took charge…pity they are first world countries’ puppets…
Some countries broke free of colonial rule…and then failed to establish and maintain a successfully functioning independent government and economy. Haiti is one of them. Some countries simply don’t have the material and human resources to function autonomously. Rebuilt Haiti ten times and it will fail 11 times. There’s nothing wrong with stating the historical facts.
Besides being shitholes with high crime, high illiteracy, and high unemployment; what do Haiti, Detroit, New Orleans, Oakland, the shanty-towns of Brazil, and the entire region of sub-Saharan Africa have in common…
The answer is the reason why those locales are in the shape that they are in.
Like celebrities helping out. They all come together for a cause and give hope to less fortunate. Is really awesome thing to do. Praise the lord.
I just wanted to post so when surfers happen across this post they will see some people have compassion for others. Race doesn’t matter! Me being American doesn’t matter…. These people need help and I have and have asked my family and friends to donate to this cause. Hopefully they will receive the help they really need. God loves you Haiti! God loves all of us including the angry negative people that curse their brothers and sisters! Come together!
Wow, that’s a ton of wasted money.
Yes, God loves those voodoo heathens just as much as he loves a good christian.
138 — totally agree.