Hope Solo Seems Fun

June 24th, 2014 // 22 Comments
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For those of you who don’t know, soccer star Hope Solo was arrested over the weekend for domestic violence after she allegedly attacked her sister and 17-year-old nephew while drunk off her ass because she missed a flight. (I wonder how.) Her nephew even pulled a gun on her – albeit a BB gun – and hit her with a broomstick which didn’t even faze her because apparently Hope Solo is the goddamn Incredible Hulk. TMZ reports:

The boy says he walked into another room — but Hope followed and “called me a p**sy because I called my mom.”
“I then told her to get her c*nt face out of my house,” the boy said to police.
That’s when allegedly Hope went on the attack — grabbing the boy’s hair and repeatedly punching him.
“I then went into a back room and got an old gun that does not work, pointed it at her and she kept coming at me. She didn’t leave but walked around me cornering me like a shark.”
The boy says Solo eventually left the house when he called the cops — but then tried to get back in the house … and started attacking the boy’s mom … so he grabbed a broomstick and began hitting her in the head … but she kept coming.”

Hope Solo has since plead innocent and claims she’s the real victim here which sounds entirely believable to me because I’m pretty sure she can fly and burn things with her eyes. I’m not falling for this kid’s pussy lies. *hides in lead chamber* (Is she gone?)

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash News

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  1. So…she is hot…for an athlete.

    Is super fit

    And like to get drunk and crazy?

    Yeah…that is not at all the recipe for the hottest fuck ever…if you can take the bruises.

  2. John

    What do you expect from Han’s daughter?

  3. Hope Solo

    “I’ll take my c*nt face anywhere I goddam want!” *punch*

  4. She is the best goalkeeper in the world in women’s soccer and is poised to break the U.S. Women’s National Team record for most shutouts (currently tied with retired GK Brianna Scurry at 71). You remember that “Chappelle’s Show” sketch where Dave Chappelle said he could never convict Michael Jackson? “He made Thriller… Thriller.” That’s pretty much how I feel about this woman. She could drive drunk into a Fourth of July parade and my first question would be if she’d be out in time for the Women’s World Cup qualifiers in October. #kiddingbutonlyalittle

  5. Hope Solo Legs Minidress Jerramy Stevens 2013 ESPY Awards
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    Better keep that fist at the ready, Jerramy, ’cause that girl is broomstick proof!

  6. I’d like to score in her World Cup.

  7. Perhaps she has had one too many balls to the face..or maybe far too few.

  8. anonymous

    The two 911 operators who answered the call are just having a pleasant ol’ time in their exchanges. LOL

    Solo sounds like she’s a mean drunk. Known of few in my time.

  9. In retrospect, I bet a broken BB gun seems like a poor choice for defending against an enraged alcoholic athlete.

  10. She looks like a white Olivia Munn.

  11. Hope Solo Legs Minidress Jerramy Stevens 2013 ESPY Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    “Girlfrien, you go callin’ ME a pussy an’ I drop you like a bad habit.”

  12. I think she’s hot. Maybe if someone on the American team were to score a goal, she’d be the one to run around and remove her jersey. And then everything else.

  13. She’s pretty hot.

  14. buzz

    Kid never had a chance. A drunk crazy half-aunt not much older than the kid (who is on a man-hating rage caused by her hubby) may either start hitting on the nephew or just hitting the nephew.

    If he said the right things, it could have gone another type of awkward.

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