Yup, We’re All Dying Tomorrow. Good Game.

December 20th, 2012 // 24 Comments
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Via Jezebel:

There are two Honey Boo Boo porn parodies in the works. That’s right: a reality show about a six-year-old little girl, her three underage sisters, and their parents, is thought to be appropriate source material for a couple of hardcore adult films that are currently being developed.
The Anal Adventures of Honey Poo Poo XXX will be produced by X-Play, the company behind big porn parody “sitcums” like Not the Cosbys XXX, Not the Bradys XXX, and Not Three’s Company XXX. … The announcement was made after it was reported earlier this week that “redneck-themed porn” has tripled in the past year.

Imagine taking Jon Benet Ramsey, letting an entire nation watch her be turned into a dancing, farting, full-blown diabetic by a pack of illiterate blubberbeasts and then eventually seeing all that culminate into not one, but two, pornographic films for adult consumption. Now imagine all that again, but this time without picturing an ancient sun god bursting through the clouds and flaying the flesh of all humanity for what it’s done. — I rest my case.

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  1. Xtina looks good here.

  2. The Royal Penis

    Honey Boo Boo is the reason God is breaking his rainbow promise and killing everyone on the globe today.

    • Extenze

      Dude, It’s tomorrow…I still got less than 24 hours to snort coke of a hookers ass…with any luck, it will be Kim K. (To all my peeps on the Super…MOOOOO! See you all in hell, motha-fahkas!!!!

      • The Royal Penis

        My bad, I’ve got other things on my mind other than the end of the world right now. Thanks for the “heads up”.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      It’s kind of surprising they didn’t design the time zone map where the US gets to be first. Probably so the Russians get to die first if tomorrow is judgement day.

      • Back during the Y2K scare I figured that if we got past 6 p.m. December 31 in the US that it was going to be fine. That meant that the Russian nukes weren’t affected by the Y2K bug.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        i think computer nerds still laugh about “The Great Fleecing of the New Millenium”

  3. JC

    Given that her parents already turned their 6-year-old into something less classy than an exotic dancer, the porn parody doesn’t really add much insult to injury.

  4. Sheppy

    Oh god.
    I just threw up in my mouth.
    :(

    • Schmidtler

      the upside of the end of days is that I’ll never have to hear anybody utter that completely retarded phrase ever again.
      If anybody needs me, I’ll be on my roof pantsless holding a bottle of Cuervo in one hand and furiously waving my middle finger at the sky, screaming profanity at that pussy ass Quetzlcoatl, who we all know is too big of a pussy to do anything about ending the world. Hear that, Quetzlcoatl? I double dog dare you. Pussy.

  5. Mohawk Disco

    Only thing the parents will care about is getting their share of the money. Also, how will they get around the pedophilia aspect? Food for thought for the producers before they spend tens of dollars and many long days shooting this instant classic.

  6. I plan on watching it split-screen with the Octomom porn.

  7. grobpilot

    Fish, if we’re all going to be blasted in carbon tomorrow, the least you could do is post naked tits for the rest of the day. Make it so we don’t have to click on “zoom” or any other button to see them. In fact, when I click on the story, I want tits to magically appear in my office, in front of my desk like floating, nippley orbs. Thanks, see you…never.

  8. Remember when porn parodies had clever titles?

  9. In all fairness, “The Anal Adventures of Honey Poo Poo XXX” is far less disturbing and offensive than the actual Honey Boo Boo show.

  10. What channel is the White Trash channel?
    Can I get discounts on my tractor supplies while I watch?

  11. Who gives a fuck if the world ends tonight? I say it’s about time. The human experiment is a miserable failure. I’ll see you assholes tomorrow.

  12. Carolyn

    What a gross little pig. And with one of those fuck-up French manicures.

  13. sobrietyisacrutch

    Tsk. Tsk.
    Clit arm at such a young age
    Where’s Jerry Lewis when you really need him…?

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