Yup, We’re All Dying Tomorrow. Good Game.

The Superficial / December 20, 2012

Via Jezebel:

There are two Honey Boo Boo porn parodies in the works. That’s right: a reality show about a six-year-old little girl, her three underage sisters, and their parents, is thought to be appropriate source material for a couple of hardcore adult films that are currently being developed.
The Anal Adventures of Honey Poo Poo XXX will be produced by X-Play, the company behind big porn parody “sitcums” like Not the Cosbys XXX, Not the Bradys XXX, and Not Three’s Company XXX. … The announcement was made after it was reported earlier this week that “redneck-themed porn” has tripled in the past year.

Imagine taking Jon Benet Ramsey, letting an entire nation watch her be turned into a dancing, farting, full-blown diabetic by a pack of illiterate blubberbeasts and then eventually seeing all that culminate into not one, but two, pornographic films for adult consumption. Now imagine all that again, but this time without picturing an ancient sun god bursting through the clouds and flaying the flesh of all humanity for what it’s done. — I rest my case.