Good God, Final ‘Pacific Rim’ Trailer, And Other News

- Alec Baldwin wants to quit acting now so he can give this daughter a private life. And presumably one where she doesn’t get banged by a guy named Slater Trout all over Instagram. Understandable. [Lainey Gossip]

- I hope Superman’s penis is worth being photographed every second of every day now. [Dlisted]

- The time Tim Tebow broke up an Aaron Hernandez bar fight in 2007. [IDLYITW]

- You can’t have America without redheads. And not just because the bloody Irish infested us and stole our potatoes. [theCHIVE]

- The cast of Independence Day. Where are they now? Especially that black guy who punched the alien. Whatever happened to him? [tooFab]

- 27 Ways To Be As American As Ron Swanson [BuzzFeed]

- Goddamn, Vanessa Hudgens… [Popoholic]

- Sara Jean Underwood is still exploding nerd wieners at comic book conventions. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Mischa Barton is pissed something she did was actually relevant enough to be mentioned in a movie. [Celebslam]

- Christina Aguilera’s butt has no idea. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The time Jennifer Aniston ate our poor people food. [FilmDrunk]

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