Good God, Final ‘Pacific Rim’ Trailer, And Other News

July 4th, 2013 // 20 Comments
Pacific Rim
WATCH: 'Pacific Rim' - The Official Final Trailer

- Alec Baldwin wants to quit acting now so he can give this daughter a private life. And presumably one where she doesn’t get banged by a guy named Slater Trout all over Instagram. Understandable. [Lainey Gossip]

- I hope Superman‘s penis is worth being photographed every second of every day now. [Dlisted]

- The time Tim Tebow broke up an Aaron Hernandez bar fight in 2007. [IDLYITW]

- You can’t have America without redheads. And not just because the bloody Irish infested us and stole our potatoes. [theCHIVE]

- The cast of Independence Day. Where are they now? Especially that black guy who punched the alien. Whatever happened to him? [tooFab]

- 27 Ways To Be As American As Ron Swanson [BuzzFeed]

- Goddamn, Vanessa Hudgens… [Popoholic]

- Sara Jean Underwood is still exploding nerd wieners at comic book conventions. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Mischa Barton is pissed something she did was actually relevant enough to be mentioned in a movie. [Celebslam]

- Christina Aguilera‘s butt has no idea. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The time Jennifer Aniston ate our poor people food. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. I’ll be curious to see whether ‘Pacific Rim’ will be able to claim the title of biggest flop of all time.

    • cc

      Not sure if it will beat John Carter in that regard, but it might just beat The Lone Ranger.

      Christoph Waltz looks remarkably youthful, you’ll have to admit.

      • John Carter isn’t even close to being the biggest flop of all time. I’m pretty sure The 13th Warrior still holds that title coming in $100 million under budget. It’s highly unlikely Pacific Rim will do that badly.

        Personally, unless it sucks royally and gets some bad word of mouth, Pacific Rim will do well enough to make some money, but not well enough for studio execs’ liking.

    • metal_gear

      You muther ffuckers made the Transformers movies a financial success, so this time try watching something that actually makes fucking sense!

      As or this trailer… FUCK AND YES!!!!

    • FunnyBunny

      Well, then there is always “Pacific Rim Job XXX” to film….

  2. Pacific Rim is going to be awesome. Can’t wait.

  3. Beer for thought

    Looks kinda really bad……. but Charlie Hunnam’s in it! :D I will watch it for that sole purpose, easy way to get your girlfriends to see a CGI action movie. Charlie says your welcome.

  4. Batu Khan

    I’m not even surpised anymore Hollywood is putting something like ‘Pacific Rim’ out. Sooner or later enough $200 million movies will fail and maybe then they’ll put real effort into making good movies. Maybe…

  5. Oooh, I loved that time when the black guy in Independence Day knocked out the alien by punching it IN THE HELMET. That was about as good as when the nerdy Jewish guy plugs his Macbook into the alien spaceship’s controls. Those Macs—they’re compatible with everything!

    • Mos

      Totally agree with you about that time when the black guy in Independence Day knocked out the alien by punching it in the helmet. And, also, pretty much every Will Smith movie now sucks when you realize that he thought we thought he was as cool in real life as the characters he pretended to be.

      But the whole Mac plugging into the alien ship wasn’t actually anywhere as bad as it sounds. Apparently, there was a cut scene that showed the government tech guys having spent the past ten or twenty years or whatever working on a wrecked little alien ship they had, and they’d hacked into its computer system and figured out the code over the past decade or so, which let the nice Jewish guy quickly modify the existing code the government tech guys had and turn it into a virus. Still a stretch given how quickly he does it, but it explains the compatibility. Macs still suck dick.

  6. I bet it grosses less than Farrah Abraham’s new movie Pacific Rim Job.

  7. Jenn

    I want to see Pacific Rim because it’s got Idris Elba in it. I’ve got to do something to kill time until the new season of Luther comes out over here in the U.S.

  8. anonym

    This looks like shit.

    Special effects and cable TV stars do not make a good movie.

  9. If there’s no street wise jive talking robots, I’m just not interested.

  10. Power Rangers 2.0

  11. anonymous

    At least it doesn’t have Rihanna manning a minigun in it.

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