Just got a hold of some promo shots of Holly Madison’s 2010 calendar that, honestly, I’m only posting because I’m convinced her asscrack has magical powers. Sure, it might be digitally enhanced and crafted by a surgeon in Beverly Hills, but that doesn’t mean I can’t pretend forest creatures will fly out of it and delicately remove my pants in a meadow. “What’s that Bambi’s mom? You want to nuzzle my boxers off? But that’s not a salt lick…” (Don’t judge me.)
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I think she’d make a beautiful brunette. The blonde wig/extensions are just really bad. It looks like one of those wigs you get in the Halloween section at Wal-Mart. However, I think she has a really pretty face and body.
@ #51, I totally agree. Im not into the bleach blonde look unless its on Gwen Stefani of course. Not too many women can pull that off trying to be sexy, you have to be punk rock to pull that off. She would look waaaaay better as a brunette, especially with her eye color. And toning down the make up a little wouldnt hurt either.. just sayin.
@47 I completely AGREE with you! BTW, I SOOOO want to make a deposit in her coin slot!!!
she’s trash, those of you that say she’s hot have the worst taste in the world. she’s a nobody, the second lamest on girls next door. kendra was easily the best. still is!
She is looking great
shooped?
i bet she still smells like Hef. a cocktail of gin and bengay
I’d hit it…twice.
I’d hit it…twice.
If I was in a plane crash in the Andes, I would want her there with me. First damn thing I would do would be to eat that ass to completion! That booty is adorable.
It’s great to see the people who say “they’d eat that for days”. Yeah, you’re just what she’s lookin’ for. This is at you, 18! If you’re a dude, and a straight one, surrender your license to carry your penis to the proper authorities, immediately, if you haven’t already. And if you’re a chick, I want to see your liquor/lickher license, before you talk about eating any hot chicks, especially, Holly. Although, logically, after Holly went from, Hugh “I’m Huffin and Puffin’ as fast as I can” Hefner. Then to, Criss “it’s not a lisp I broke my toof” Angel, she might be up for some bearded clam, or clam on the half shell. Whatever your case might be, but I think it’s clear what it is.
love the 2nd pic. She is my fav out of the 3
love the 2nd pic. She is my fav out of the 3
I just meant it looked like I could survive off that can if I had to. Just have to prevent it from freezing first.
I’d ruin that ass!
I like how she put on a bikini bottom thats too small to make her ass look better, don’t get it twisted ladies, real men like that ass (but lets not go over 40 inches plz)
I wouldn’t fuck her with your cock.
Hot!!!
nice painting actually. Airbrush tool, I miss you in the real world :-(
I’d anal tongue dart that ass all night…
i dont like blondes, but she is pretty hot in a classicaly beautiful way. she’s also talented and has great style.
she was by far the best of the 3 on that show…the other two were idiots…how does that moron kendra have a show???
wish holly all the best in the future. :)
Umm….didn’t anyone notice that her TATTOO is miissing????? It was a pink Playboy bunny head on her lower back. Removed or Air brushed away???
shes beautiful and classy ….unlike that katie price chick …..i think these photos are very nice
shes beautiful and classy ….unlike that katie price chick …..i think these photos are very nice
Did the photographer and “photo editor” Holly not realize that in the sitting t-shirt photo her right arm looks dark, wrinkled and hairy?! Yikes. Get a new photographer, Holly.
u r so beautful looking so good ur body i mean everthing is so beautful
The judge must have awarded her Criss Angels abs. Criss got the wardrobe.
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2008/08/21/holly-madison-redux/
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2008/09/02/holly-madison-full-body-makeover/
?????
I was really caught up in the Girls Next Door Show. I believed that
Holly, Kendra and Bridgette were friends. I felt that Kendra and
Bridgette were using the relationship as a stepping stone. (I felt
that they cared for Hef, but the caring was limited. I really thought
that hef an Holly were in love. Now that he is geting a divorce,
he can marry Holly.
The three new girls seem so fake and appear to only be a replace-
ment for the hree divas who left.
I was really caught up in the Girls Next Door Show. I believed that
Holly, Kendra and Bridgette were friends. I felt that Kendra and
Bridgette were using the relationship as a stepping stone. (I felt
that they cared for Hef, but the caring was limited. I really thought
that hef an Holly were in love. Now that he is geting a divorce,
he can marry Holly.
The three new girls seem so fake and appear to only be a replace-
ment for the hree divas who left.
She looks hot in that booty pic.
To be a perfect muslim bunny, she has to wear this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_94Oa4WVKNc
May-December romance is usually relatively long, so it is somewhat surprising that you do not, because you like a girl with a great personality awesome. I have supreme confidence, as your God-given good looks, sparkling personality, and intelligence will go away.
Holly Is Double,SUPER HOT…
Once Again,,,Holly Is Double,SUPER HOT…