Holly Madison wins St. Patrick’s Day

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2010

As a full-time drunk/part-time appreciator of midgets as props, I can safely say Holly Madison has completely captured the very essence of St. Patrick’s Day better than anyone puking into a shamrock hat last night. I’d almost qualify this more by revealing I’m Irish, but truthfully my grandfather was the son of a logging camp whore – not even a joke – so for all we know my family’s 3/4ths grizzly bear. *sniff sniff* Dammit, who’s menstruating again? We talked about this.

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