As a full-time drunk/part-time appreciator of midgets as props, I can safely say Holly Madison has completely captured the very essence of St. Patrick’s Day better than anyone puking into a shamrock hat last night. I’d almost qualify this more by revealing I’m Irish, but truthfully my grandfather was the son of a logging camp whore – not even a joke – so for all we know my family’s 3/4ths grizzly bear. *sniff sniff* Dammit, who’s menstruating again? We talked about this.
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kimberly | March 18, 2010 at 3:08 pm
How obnoxious.
Taz | March 18, 2010 at 3:09 pm
sexy!
KIKI | March 18, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Logging camp whore? Is that lucrative? I just need a job where I can be drunk by noon.
Tr8cthis | March 18, 2010 at 3:18 pm
From sleeping in a mansion for free and having everything you want to working at Oshea’s sharing camera time with a fake leprechaun..That damn karma always bites ya back in the worst times…LOL!!!!!
Peter O'Hanrahanhanrahan | March 18, 2010 at 3:29 pm
I’m going to cut her hair off and thatch a roof.
Boogeyman King Dong | March 18, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Ma penis is looking 4 happinez!
Dn | March 18, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Holly ain’t stupid. She couldn’t get her hooks in Hef, but she knows that Leprechaun has got a pot gold at the end of a rainbow. Shhhhh… let her dream.
AdamG | March 18, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Are those loli pops or little people microphones?
Adrienne | March 18, 2010 at 3:34 pm
the bears can smell the menstruation!
Narcissist | March 18, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Nice to see Holly, cellulite and all.
Walter | March 18, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Is that a Penthouse key that she is wearing?
HoHoHoLo | March 18, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Erin Go Braless
Ha! | March 18, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Midgets make everything funnier!
I wish I had one…
yum yum | March 18, 2010 at 3:51 pm
yum yum ,roll of belly and glimpse of arse cheeks in pic 8 im off to crack one off
Mr. Nice Guy | March 18, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Holly is soooooooooo good looking. This is what every guy would like his Girlfriend/Wife to look like.
small business health insurance | March 18, 2010 at 4:26 pm
:)
atheistgirl | March 18, 2010 at 4:55 pm
That is one happy looking dwarf.
harry satchel | March 18, 2010 at 5:58 pm
#15 amen brother…except she’s prolly a fish in the sack – just strikes me that way. Of course, her naked and spread eagle would give anyone a rager, so she can get away with it!
Dn | March 18, 2010 at 6:34 pm
@ 12
Nice. Erin Go Braless. LOL.
WC | March 18, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Poor Holly. She’s had a hard time of it recently, especially with the news of Hef’s confession of past misdeeds: http://weeklycoitus.co.nz/?p=937
m3i zero | March 19, 2010 at 1:06 am
Wow man! Holly Madison is looking like a barbi doll with that lollipop . She is dam sexy I must say . I don’t why she is wearing a clothes like she seems as porn star. In certain pictures she is looking very ugly .
Narcissist | March 19, 2010 at 7:10 am
With her dutiful smile and artificial cheer, Holly exists to make you horny.
She’s an honorable woman.
Looks like her boobs recovered a bit from that silver dress party, whatever that was for.
MBT Changa | March 19, 2010 at 7:59 am
Erin Go Braless
MBT Changa | March 19, 2010 at 8:01 am
yum yum ,roll of belly and glimpse of arse cheeks in pic 8 im off to crack one off
MBT | March 19, 2010 at 8:03 am
sexy
MBT Shoes | March 19, 2010 at 8:04 am
Is that a Penthouse key that she is wearing?
MBT Lami | March 19, 2010 at 8:07 am
That is one happy looking dwarf
captain america | March 19, 2010 at 8:50 am
sure, SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN HANDICAPPED, folks!!
Ilan Ben Menachem | March 19, 2010 at 9:14 am
Oh……My God looking so sexy Every male want to do sex with her.
Ilan Ben Menachem | March 19, 2010 at 9:16 am
Oh my god looking so sexy ……
Hef | March 19, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Oh…My God, speaking English you can’t. No Sexytime for you being.
designer leather bag | March 21, 2010 at 9:45 am
my god ,so sexy a beauty,wow
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Larry | March 23, 2010 at 9:52 am
Holly Madison uncensored video
http://scandalvids.net/video.php?vid=Holly_Madison_naked_video
mbt shuguli gtx | April 2, 2010 at 3:36 am
Whatever your fashion calling is or isn’t.
mbt shuguli gtx | April 2, 2010 at 3:50 am
Thank you for your sharing.
Should You Buy Registry Booster? | April 15, 2010 at 10:28 pm
Sorry, never heard of her.
replica handbag | April 23, 2010 at 7:18 am
So lucky she is,and so are you.But i like her .