Holly Madison wins St. Patrick’s Day

March 18th, 2010 // 39 Comments

As a full-time drunk/part-time appreciator of midgets as props, I can safely say Holly Madison has completely captured the very essence of St. Patrick’s Day better than anyone puking into a shamrock hat last night. I’d almost qualify this more by revealing I’m Irish, but truthfully my grandfather was the son of a logging camp whore – not even a joke – so for all we know my family’s 3/4ths grizzly bear. *sniff sniff* Dammit, who’s menstruating again? We talked about this.

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Comments (39)

  1. kimberly | March 18, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    How obnoxious.

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  2. Taz | March 18, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    sexy!

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  3. KIKI | March 18, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    Logging camp whore? Is that lucrative? I just need a job where I can be drunk by noon.

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  4. Tr8cthis | March 18, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    From sleeping in a mansion for free and having everything you want to working at Oshea’s sharing camera time with a fake leprechaun..That damn karma always bites ya back in the worst times…LOL!!!!!

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  5. Peter O'Hanrahanhanrahan | March 18, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    I’m going to cut her hair off and thatch a roof.

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  6. Boogeyman King Dong | March 18, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Ma penis is looking 4 happinez!

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  7. Dn | March 18, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Holly ain’t stupid. She couldn’t get her hooks in Hef, but she knows that Leprechaun has got a pot gold at the end of a rainbow. Shhhhh… let her dream.

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  8. AdamG | March 18, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    Are those loli pops or little people microphones?

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  9. Adrienne | March 18, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    the bears can smell the menstruation!

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  10. Narcissist | March 18, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    Nice to see Holly, cellulite and all.

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  11. Walter | March 18, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    Is that a Penthouse key that she is wearing?

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  12. HoHoHoLo | March 18, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Erin Go Braless

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  13. Ha! | March 18, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Midgets make everything funnier!
    I wish I had one…

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  14. yum yum | March 18, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    yum yum ,roll of belly and glimpse of arse cheeks in pic 8 im off to crack one off

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  15. Mr. Nice Guy | March 18, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    Holly is soooooooooo good looking. This is what every guy would like his Girlfriend/Wife to look like.

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  16. small business health insurance | March 18, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    :)

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  17. atheistgirl | March 18, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    That is one happy looking dwarf.

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  18. harry satchel | March 18, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    #15 amen brother…except she’s prolly a fish in the sack – just strikes me that way. Of course, her naked and spread eagle would give anyone a rager, so she can get away with it!

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  19. Dn | March 18, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    @ 12
    Nice. Erin Go Braless. LOL.

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  20. WC | March 18, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    Poor Holly. She’s had a hard time of it recently, especially with the news of Hef’s confession of past misdeeds: http://weeklycoitus.co.nz/?p=937

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  21. m3i zero | March 19, 2010 at 1:06 am

    Wow man! Holly Madison is looking like a barbi doll with that lollipop . She is dam sexy I must say . I don’t why she is wearing a clothes like she seems as porn star. In certain pictures she is looking very ugly .

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  22. Narcissist | March 19, 2010 at 7:10 am

    With her dutiful smile and artificial cheer, Holly exists to make you horny.

    She’s an honorable woman.

    Looks like her boobs recovered a bit from that silver dress party, whatever that was for.

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  23. MBT Changa | March 19, 2010 at 7:59 am

    Erin Go Braless

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  24. MBT Changa | March 19, 2010 at 8:01 am

    yum yum ,roll of belly and glimpse of arse cheeks in pic 8 im off to crack one off

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  25. MBT | March 19, 2010 at 8:03 am

    sexy

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  26. MBT Shoes | March 19, 2010 at 8:04 am

    Is that a Penthouse key that she is wearing?

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  27. MBT Lami | March 19, 2010 at 8:07 am

    That is one happy looking dwarf

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  28. captain america | March 19, 2010 at 8:50 am

    sure, SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN HANDICAPPED, folks!!

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  29. Ilan Ben Menachem | March 19, 2010 at 9:14 am

    Oh……My God looking so sexy Every male want to do sex with her.

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  30. Ilan Ben Menachem | March 19, 2010 at 9:16 am

    Oh my god looking so sexy ……

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  31. Hef | March 19, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    Oh…My God, speaking English you can’t. No Sexytime for you being.

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  38. Should You Buy Registry Booster? | April 15, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    Sorry, never heard of her.

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