Holly Madison will appear pretty much anywhere for cash

Here’s Holly Madison making an appearance at The Sugar Factory in Vegas yesterday, and like any sane person, I’m instantly wary of any candy store that uses a Playmate to reel in “customers.”

OWNER: So, listen, just use your fake breasts to lure young boys down here to the licorice dungeon, and we’ll cut you a check. Simple as that.
HOLLY: No touching old balls?
OWNER: No touching old man balls.
HOLLY: SOLD! Wait, isn’t this illegal?
OWNER: Not according to this bag of gum drops.
HOLLY: I’ll go wax my jugs.

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