Here’s Holly Madison making an appearance at The Sugar Factory in Vegas yesterday, and like any sane person, I’m instantly wary of any candy store that uses a Playmate to reel in “customers.”
OWNER: So, listen, just use your fake breasts to lure young boys down here to the licorice dungeon, and we’ll cut you a check. Simple as that.
HOLLY: No touching old balls?
OWNER: No touching old man balls.
HOLLY: SOLD! Wait, isn’t this illegal?
OWNER: Not according to this bag of gum drops.
HOLLY: I’ll go wax my jugs.