- Alexa Ray Joel attempted suicide in case you missed it in between talks of how many women took pictures of Tiger’s penis. [PopEater]
- Chris Brown ironically gets blown by the same ABC who has night terrors about Adam Lambert. [Lainey Gossip]
- Leighton Meester performing at the Kiss FM Jingle Ball will immediately drive you to Team Blake. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Alexander Skarsgard likes to bite dudes. [Just Jared]
- Blake Lively and Rihanna party with SNL cast. [PopSugar]
- Pamela Anderson wants to break into music now. Will her breasts also sing? Because that’s the only way I see this working. [Celebslam]
- Elin Woods told the cops Tiger was drinking when he crashed. When will her unquenchable thirst for vengeance stop being a turn-on? Seriously. [The Blemish]
- Jesus Luz in his underwear. [Socialite Life]
- Christina Aguilera and her husband Hans Moleman shop for a Christmas tree. [ICYDK]
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jo | December 7, 2009 at 7:16 pm
stretchmarks?
josmo | December 7, 2009 at 7:16 pm
if i were that close i’d have to kiss it.
Morning Woods | December 7, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Why is Tiger grabbing that girl’s breasteses?
kingofbeer | December 7, 2009 at 7:17 pm
boob stretchmarks would still hit…. :)
mtrman56 | December 7, 2009 at 7:17 pm
first Bitches
Intrepidpursuit | December 7, 2009 at 7:17 pm
First? And her boobs look nasty in those pictures.
j | December 7, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Al Roker got a honk?
Racist | December 7, 2009 at 7:21 pm
I beat a bitch. Where’s my 20/20 interview?
Capitol of Niger is Please. | December 7, 2009 at 7:22 pm
#6, they’re plastic
Canshy | December 7, 2009 at 7:23 pm
I love that she has stretch marks on her boobs yet STILL hangs them out.
Rock on girl.
Statik | December 7, 2009 at 7:27 pm
that poor kid of christina aguilera’s.. she should’ve banged tiger, kid is hideous
Rough's wood never sinned! | December 7, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Poor Alexa Ray, you can be my “uptown girl”…
wow | December 7, 2009 at 7:40 pm
how do her nipples not fall out? boobtastic gymnastics – I don’t know it looks like she just itched her boob and made them red for a bit – as a girl sometimes that happens – doesn’t look like stretch marks, course she does have implants
ctti | December 7, 2009 at 7:40 pm
First photo…where’s her left nipple?
Cash | December 7, 2009 at 7:45 pm
I thought Al Roker was married. What is he doing going after Holly’s tits in those first two photos? Did he not learn from Tiger Woods’ mistake(s)?
pimp | December 7, 2009 at 7:48 pm
i’d love to make a DNA deposit in that ass…
BUBBA | December 7, 2009 at 7:51 pm
@3
It’s not Tiger Woods, that’s Veejay Singh grabbing some tittie.
Rough's wood never sinned! | December 7, 2009 at 7:53 pm
hahaha Look@ homeboy mugging with the silicones and not her face…
| December 7, 2009 at 8:02 pm
where the fuck are her nipples? in her purse??? did she leave them at home??? did they fall off into her birthday cake??? Did that dark-skinned black man steal them????
dude | December 7, 2009 at 8:03 pm
That bitch is 40. True.
cc | December 7, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Tiger isn’t fucking her?! Huh.
stupidass | December 7, 2009 at 8:13 pm
wow, that boob is gruesome
Ashley | December 7, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Implants ripple when you lean forward. They look kind of like wide stretch marks, but that’s a typical ripple from an implant.
Foreign Guy | December 7, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Fake tits doesn’t matter, she looks nice.
krys | December 7, 2009 at 8:47 pm
That’s a great boob job (despite the stretch marks) which can be fixed anyway.
I doubt those marks are rippling. You usually only see that in cheap saline implants, which I doubt someone that rich and thin would be stupid enough to get.
Whatever, she’s fucking hot.
I just can’t get over the fact that she used to have sexual relations with the Crypt Keeper. Fucking ew.
White667 | December 7, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Jesus, look at the tits, odd.
havoc | December 7, 2009 at 9:08 pm
She’s got the old man hanging balls breath. Fuck it, I’d still stick it in her balloon knot…….then wipe it off on her pillow and go home. I’m still a gentleman.
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Robot | December 7, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Bad News: those aren’t stretch marks. Somebody photoshopped her nipples out using the smudge tool or something.
ada | December 7, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Here is a great place —— Cougarmatching.com —– It’s a premiere cougar dating community for older women seeking younger men and younger men seeking cougars. Come in, post a message, a picture of yourself and check out the hot photo galleries. You will find someone you like here…
ada | December 7, 2009 at 9:59 pm
well
hmm | December 7, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Doesn’t look like a(n implant) ripple at ALL.
Those are bona fide stretch marks, but who cares.
They can’t be covered with makeup, only heavy duty camoflage stuff, so what can you do… she still looks good. Maybe it’s about time people got used to seeing it since most women have them, or will get them. Not to mention a fair amount of guys.
Russian Kunt | December 7, 2009 at 11:02 pm
For a second I thought her nipples were being stretched.
r4 dsi | December 7, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Holly Madison, doesn’t look by any chance that she is 30. She looks a lil more:)
RasputinsLiver | December 7, 2009 at 11:42 pm
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Good god almighty!
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That bitch is gross on SO many levels!!
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Please, Fish. No more pics of that grotesque excuse for womanhood ever again.
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Give us, instead, some more Nicole Bahls!
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focho | December 7, 2009 at 11:57 pm
i dont know about the other ones.. but in pic 6 you can for sure see some bad photoshop on her breast to cover up the nipple
Kristin | December 8, 2009 at 12:01 am
^^^ they got rid of the stretch marks in that pic as well lol
well since i’m already here…
rosette | December 8, 2009 at 12:37 am
She has a fabulous body. I wonder what kind of mark on her left boob.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | December 8, 2009 at 1:29 am
come on, who doesn’t love stretch marks on tits?
christmas gifts | December 8, 2009 at 1:48 am
Nice post. Hey after turning in to 30 she is dam sexy man. Really pretty .. I just love her smile..
sickitten | December 8, 2009 at 2:29 am
Holly’s older and much too big implant stretched out her nipples something awful.
IKE | December 8, 2009 at 2:34 am
She’s ONLY 30??? Damn, I thought she was older than that.
Rex | December 8, 2009 at 2:43 am
I want to bang her like the slut she is.
pdxfacehole | December 8, 2009 at 3:22 am
#3 HAHA.
pdxfacehole | December 8, 2009 at 3:22 am
#3 HAHA.
pdxfacehole | December 8, 2009 at 3:22 am
#3 HAHA.
pdxfacehole | December 8, 2009 at 3:22 am
#3 HAHA.
pdxfacehole | December 8, 2009 at 3:22 am
#3 HAHA.
pdxfacehole | December 8, 2009 at 3:23 am
#3 HAHA.
Nikki | December 8, 2009 at 4:58 am
Oh,so cute!I love her. Maybe she want to find more new friends, she is on ***____B B W c h a t s. C O M.____*** . There are many beautiful girls and rich, handsome men,they want to find more friends, find their lover. On that website, they make friends each other.If you are a single now, I think you would come to the website. Please believe yourself, you will find your lover. Come on!!!!
Gary | December 8, 2009 at 6:53 am
It looks like her lovely boob is scratched, not stretch marks.
She is lovely.