Holly Madison turns 30 and other news

- Alexa Ray Joel attempted suicide in case you missed it in between talks of how many women took pictures of Tiger’s penis. [PopEater]

- Chris Brown ironically gets blown by the same ABC who has night terrors about Adam Lambert. [Lainey Gossip]

- Leighton Meester performing at the Kiss FM Jingle Ball will immediately drive you to Team Blake. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Alexander Skarsgard likes to bite dudes. [Just Jared]

- Blake Lively and Rihanna party with SNL cast. [PopSugar]

- Pamela Anderson wants to break into music now. Will her breasts also sing? Because that’s the only way I see this working. [Celebslam]

- Elin Woods told the cops Tiger was drinking when he crashed. When will her unquenchable thirst for vengeance stop being a turn-on? Seriously. [The Blemish]

- Jesus Luz in his underwear. [Socialite Life]

- Christina Aguilera and her husband Hans Moleman shop for a Christmas tree. [ICYDK]

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