Holly Madison leaves Hugh Hefner – for Criss Angel

September 12th, 2008 // 199 Comments

Holly Madison has officially left the Playboy Mansion for magician Criss Angel and his one million handcuff necklaces. Hugh Hefner, who’s now down a girlfriend, is reportedly cool with the whole thing. It’s not like he doesn’t have spares. The Dirty reports:

Holly Madison moves out of the Playboy Mansion because she is sleeping with Criss Angel…. according to inside source though Hef is totally fine with it.
Holly Madison was really working her way into everything (will) at Playboy even choosing Playmates for the magazine. Now “The Girls Next Door” Producers are scrambling on how they are going to finish the show with Holly Madison- Ex-Girl Next Door.

I guess Holly was stuck between a cock and a not hard place. Hi OH! But, in all seriousness, folks, talk to your kids about Criss Angel. Because a douche is a terrible thing to be.

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  1. KDIZZLL

    heard she was a big problem at the mansion bet hef lured her outta there. inside job.

  2. Bitch

    Tom is just mad that none of the pretty girls would ever date him in high school. For someone who is supposedly out there seeking financial success and women, he sure has a lot of time on his hands to respond to all of these posts. Probably a 250 pound shut in in real life.

    As for Holly, if this is true, she’s gone from one freakshow to the next.

  3. jo

    I think Tom’s comments are relevant to context. If you live in a culture where family values are obsolete, and people are judged more on their bank balance, and boob-job, than on their personal development than I can see how amateur prostitution would be rife & men – as well as women, would have to look out for constant exploitation and manipulation within the dating scene. In this scenario marriage would be a stupid idea.

    Not all cultures have such shallow values however. I do believe that if women are gold-digging money hungry whores, then it has more to do with their culture’s values and ideals of material success then it has to do with being female.

    We are all products of our environment….

  4. hi

    I think she’s using criss angel to make Hef dissappear so she can get his money. Abracadabra. POOF!

  5. TheWraith

    I like to poop.

  6. colinhu

    Yep! what a fucking hot picture! That’s amazing sexy! More photos can be found at Richromances.com that is a millionaire and models deating site

  7. KittyCarlisle

    I guess the peroxide did poison her brain-and, she needs an “illusionist”-to make her appear intelligent. Maybe he can meake her disappear?

    Holly has had enough of “puffin’ on the PUFFIN’ as he’s puffin’ round ‘da house”. Those hard-boiled egg farts were getting to her-Big Time.

    It was kind of gross-watching Holly, Bridget and Kendra play smoochie-face with ‘ol wrinkle dink-so that they could get free rent, boobs, botox and spray-on tans.

    As we speak-there’s another ripe young Thang singin’ to Hef-
    “I wanna’ Slob on on ‘ya Knob-like Corn on the Cob.”
    More like “niblets”….with a Ho-Ho-Ho.

    When Hef dies-there will be more tears, from every plastic, made-up, centerfold throwaway-who is just pissed because SHE didn’t get any of the “Bling and Ka-Ching”.
    Joke’s on you.

  8. KittyCarlisle

    I guess the peroxide did poison her brain-and, she needs an “illusionist”-to make her appear intelligent. Maybe he can meake her disappear?

    Holly has had enough of “puffin’ on the PUFFIN’ as he’s puffin’ round ‘da house”. Those hard-boiled egg farts were getting to her-Big Time.

    It was kind of gross-watching Holly, Bridget and Kendra play smoochie-face with ‘ol wrinkle dink-so that they could get free rent, boobs, botox and spray-on tans.

    As we speak-there’s another ripe young Thang singin’ to Hef-
    “I wanna’ Slob on on ‘ya Knob-like Corn on the Cob.”
    More like “niblets”….with a Ho-Ho-Ho.

    When Hef dies-there will be more tears, from every plastic, made-up, centerfold throwaway-who is just pissed because SHE didn’t get any of the “Bling and Ka-Ching”.
    Joke’s on you.

  9. KittyCarlisle

    I guess the peroxide did poison her brain-and, she needs an “illusionist”-to make her appear intelligent. Maybe he can meake her disappear?

    Holly has had enough of “puffin’ on the PUFFIN’ as he’s puffin’ round ‘da house”. Those hard-boiled egg farts were getting to her-Big Time.

    It was kind of gross-watching Holly, Bridget and Kendra play smoochie-face with ‘ol wrinkle dink-so that they could get free rent, boobs, botox and spray-on tans.

    As we speak-there’s another ripe young Thang singin’ to Hef-
    “I wanna’ Slob on on ‘ya Knob-like Corn on the Cob.”
    More like “niblets”….with a Ho-Ho-Ho.

    When Hef dies-there will be more tears, from every plastic, made-up, centerfold throwaway-who is just pissed because SHE didn’t get any of the “Bling and Ka-Ching”.
    Joke’s on you.

  10. 0bserving

    His dick must drag the ground – because this is just about the “STUPIDEST” career move this dumb cunt could make !!!!

  11. Im sure Hef is all brokenup, considering he gets more ass than a toilet seat. How would he miss one airhead when he is surrounded be thousands. Mindfreak will have fun with Hefs sloppy seconds, maybe he can make her magically get smart. Why would a hot piece like that want to be with father time anyway. Maybe for the money, or does she like wrinkely, flacid petas. Maybe mindfreak freaks her better, or maybe he can magically make his peta get bigger, smaller, harder and longer. I hope they both float away and get hit by a plane. I guess mind freak has more money, or maybe he freaks her better. Any peta is better than a prehistorical fossilized peta.

  12. prettytoyboxes

    just so you guys know… go to holly madison’s myspace, she posted a blog that denies they are breaking up, so there you have it.

  13. 4REEE

    @152, What the heck are you talking about?! Tom *is* a self-made multimillionaire. Therefore he *has* the time to respond to these posts! He’s got the bucks, but we have to work because we’re “slaves to the man.”

  14. Tim

    True or not true, the thought of this makes me want to puke. I did think that Holly was a goddess, but if she touched that mind freak… uuuggghh, can’t even think of it.

  15. Holly’s gonna make a great mom! Maybe she can use Mindfreak’s Sperm, and stay with Heff in the mansion. The tots would have lots to play with there.

  16. gnipgnop

    hey 55 – i also love mccain – just love to skull fuck that leaky abcess on the side of his hideous death fuck face – ahahah

  17. Vince Lombardi

    Let’s go a little easy on the gal, folks. I mean, her parents gave her a name that rhymes with makers of creme-filled cupcakes. It’s practically her *destiny* to go on to pornography and star-fucking.

    Of course, I’m calling Hugh Hefner and Criss Angel stars in the widest sense of the definition. Work with me people! Throw me a frikkin’ bone!

  18. justpeeking

    One speaks of spending every minute with her St Boyfriend who popped her cherry but agreed to marry her so the Almighty doesn’t freak out. I am an atheist but according to you-you already sinned! So, now that you’re going to hell you might as well enjoy the ride
    -Joined by one who goes to school and supports a guy..honey he better f%^&* do your laundry, massage your feet, proofread homework for you etc etc etc etc etc etc etc.. And cut his nuts of, serve them for dinner if he finds himself a little comfort squeeze when you’re off doing lawyer stuff
    Against a bitter douche stuck in a way telling people that it’s naive/dumb/sad to be stuck in a way..I guess it’s only OK if you’re stuck in his..Jeeeez, if you’re so comfy in your life why do you need to spend so much time defending it…If you hate women and marrying them and are in humping phase -GO HUMP and make money or whatever it was. You know, instead of converting people on Superficial. com
    So, all these people who say they have all these angelical people to be with and that guy who has a lot of non-angelical vaginas to plow…and….they are sitting on their computers arguing…Now, that is truly miserable

  19. Jiffro

    Can we all just motorboat those titties and quit bitching!! :)

    Those are fake titties but I’d put my face between them!

  20. test

    think she’s using criss angel to make Hef dissappear

  21. olim

    nip visible in 2nd pic

  22. mmiicchhee

    stretch marks on the ass alert! im shocked!

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  24. Lorie

    Ok Holly was hot and a getting everything that ALL girls want except her happy ending. I dont have a clue who criss angel is but i am sure he will work as a great rebound. Hef was a dog and more for keeping 3 girls. they all evan kindras nasty ass deserves to get paid for putting up with that crap.

  25. Charles Johnson

    Im so glad Hef finally dumped this bimbo…..Kendra and Bridgette were the hot ones at the mansion…..Holly was a gold digging cow who tried to con her way into the playboy empire and Hugh Hefners bank account…..Now that she’s supposed to be with Cris we can only hope he makes her disappear for good! I say Goodbye and Good riddance to Holly (who must have had a talent somewhere because I sure have not seen it on the TV show)….You cant see it by looking at her and she certianly has nothing upstairs but silicone and cob webs….She is now exposed as we all knew she was…..She didn’t care about anything but her own fat behind…. Holly…..SEE YA!!!

  26. Jenna

    hahahaha so true …….. she certianly has nothing upstairs but silicone and cob webs..

  27. Erika

    venomhead: you are why American women want to date foreign men. Because your all a bunch of fags. Your wimpy and limp dicked. Also Criss Angel SUX probably literally. David Blaine is way better.

  28. truredhead

    I can hardly believe some of the posts on here. Some people think they actually know Holly and what goes on in her life. Who cares? That is the least of our problems. You can sure tell that this world has its share of idiots.

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  31. Bunny

    at tom n devilzrain, u guyz have an intrestin opion but da ppl who r mad at u arnt mad bcuz they in shit relationshipz they made cuz u keep tearin down there thoughtz on the issue, if u dont wanna get married dont, stick wif ur sex cause oviously no1 wantz more then dat from u cause ur not marrige matrieal, ma partner n i have a great relationship n r happily proparin 4 marraige so again we r another couple who iznt miserable and want marrige, 50% of marrigez fail cuz they go in for the wrong reasons ooo a day where itz all bout them iznt da rite reason nore iz the fear of bein alone or money, n as 4 da ppl cheatin hmmm duhh cuz they arnt rite 4 each otha or they r just like u 2 n want nuttin outaa it, n holly waznt a golddigger but fingerz crossed criss iz just da rebound guy

  32. if u dont wanna get married dont, stick wif ur sex cause oviously no1 wantz more then dat from u cause ur not marrige matrieal, ma partner n i have a great relationship.

  33. at tom n devilzrain, u guyz have an intrestin opion but da ppl who r mad at u arnt mad bcuz they in shit relationshipz they made cuz u keep tearin down there thoughtz on the issue

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  36. enomhead: you are why American women want to date foreign men. Because your all a bunch of fags. Your wimpy and limp dicked. Also Criss Angel SUX probably literally. David Blaine is way better.

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  43. Sue
    Commented on this photo:

    Holly Madison is nothing nut trailor trash. She is uneducated and fake. She had a nose job! The women is nothing but a glorified prostitute and NEVER will get any decent guy. A decent guy will have a mother tat will kick this untalented, uneducated trailor trash out the door. Holly, wait till any kids hear hears what you did ad sees your nasty pictures. Holly Madison a lowlife! Shameless pathetic women.

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