Holly Madison has officially left the Playboy Mansion for magician Criss Angel and his one million handcuff necklaces. Hugh Hefner, who’s now down a girlfriend, is reportedly cool with the whole thing. It’s not like he doesn’t have spares. The Dirty reports:
Holly Madison moves out of the Playboy Mansion because she is sleeping with Criss Angel…. according to inside source though Hef is totally fine with it.
Holly Madison was really working her way into everything (will) at Playboy even choosing Playmates for the magazine. Now “The Girls Next Door” Producers are scrambling on how they are going to finish the show with Holly Madison- Ex-Girl Next Door.
I guess Holly was stuck between a cock and a not hard place. Hi OH! But, in all seriousness, folks, talk to your kids about Criss Angel. Because a douche is a terrible thing to be.
The More You Know…
Idaho | September 12, 2008 at 11:38 am
EWWWW….Criss Angel is such a man ho
Melissa | September 12, 2008 at 11:38 am
first
LL | September 12, 2008 at 11:39 am
Man, she’s got shitty taste in men. From her great grandpa to the biggest douche in all the land.
lucia | September 12, 2008 at 11:39 am
duuude
her booobs in the first picture! WTF!
Mia | September 12, 2008 at 11:41 am
I think he is an improvement from Hef. Hef may be rich but it seems like she was not getting much from Hef because he controlled all the money. I’m sure she is glad to not have to look into Hef’s prune face anymore or wait for the Viagra to kick in.
dragon43078 | September 12, 2008 at 11:42 am
I always thought she was the ugly one of the 3. She looks too old to still be associated with Playboy. She wanted to marry Hef and wait for him to die to get all the money. I guess she would not wait to get her hands on some cash.
When you watch The Girls Next Door, you can see she is a coniving bitch who wants it all for herself.
havoc | September 12, 2008 at 11:44 am
Wow, a goldigger moves from one rich guy to another.
Shocking.
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simplicity | September 12, 2008 at 11:46 am
funny..
I always thought she was the prettiest
The other two look like trailer trash
the old arcade | September 12, 2008 at 11:46 am
dunno why, i know support Criss Angel.
http://theoldarcade.blogspot.com
elmer the fudd | September 12, 2008 at 11:48 am
Fish – great line ” stuck between a cock and a NOT hard place”. Also, what money- Playboy is busted.
Dancer | September 12, 2008 at 11:53 am
No way… she is leaving the old wrinkley guy for a young supple one.
I never saw this coming.
Al Bundy | September 12, 2008 at 11:54 am
She must be pretty tight considering she hasn’t had a hard cock in some time.
ME | September 12, 2008 at 11:57 am
Sorry Holly…..Criss can’t make all those wild nights with the old man and Viagra dissapear….
Valtrex Exec | September 12, 2008 at 11:57 am
Seriously Criss Angel? Of course I’m sure she will fit in nicely with that douchebag. I’m so sad Girls Next Door is worried about what to do, it really was top notch TV. :(
john | September 12, 2008 at 12:02 pm
I guess she got tired of waiting for the old guy to die
haroof | September 12, 2008 at 12:10 pm
I can’t believe the amount of high quality poon Angel accumulates.
Amazing.
ph7 | September 12, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Hef just steps out of his bedroom and says “NEXT!”
Barak Obama | September 12, 2008 at 12:26 pm
It’s not like Hef will miss the sex. There are plenty of young vaginas lineing up to sleep with him.
a reader | September 12, 2008 at 12:26 pm
so if Hef dies, who gets his money?
Learn To Sell Porn and Make Money | September 12, 2008 at 12:26 pm
she went from old loser to young loser.
runnergal | September 12, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Wow. First she’s having sex with a man old enough to be her grandpa and now she is having sex with a guy who probably has a lot of sexual diseases. She is not too wise with the men.
| September 12, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Guess her contract ran out.
venomhed | September 12, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I love how AMERICAN WOMEN always act like men exploit women. Whether its in porno, Victoria Secret ads, or marriage.
Case in point, this article. For any woman, or man, to think that Heff exploited this American Cunt is an asshole. Women exploit men more than the other way around, and women exploit women.
Take a look at all these model mags. Look at who the photographer is, the editor, WOMEN!
So fuck all women. Don’t get married, its a death trap that favors women. Also when you get married, women stop trying. Date forever, use them.
Hugh Hefner's Scrotum (TM) | September 12, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Her eyes are soulless.
shanana | September 12, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Hugh Hefner is the most disgusting, reptilian, decrepit, and downright pitiful specimen of humanity that I have ever seen on tv.
That show is beyond creepy and he is taking advantage of those girls’ desire for fame. He picks girls that are from dysfunctional backgrounds (look at the whorish way their mothers and grandmothers fawn over Hefner) and molds them into what he wants them to be.
He is beyond repulsive, and good for Holly to get out.
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hootie | September 12, 2008 at 12:39 pm
It’s funny how these sluts can call men pigs when they go around screwing guys for money. Hugh Hefner is like 100 years old and looks like a wet towel. The old dude probably wears diapers and needs a double dose of viagra just to get that shriveled old worm to wake up.
ally | September 12, 2008 at 12:41 pm
I think out of Hugh and Angel, I’d have to pick Hugh…he’s the less creepy one…and I never thought I could say that about the Hef…
rough daddy | September 12, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Damn that talentless douchy douche is doing damage, didnt he knock up minie driver?
JM | September 12, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Holly posted a message on her official myspace page saying it is not true!
You can read about it here: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=29472248&blogID=430179645
Dar | September 12, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Way to go, Holly! Keep this up, and after a while when people talk about the “Playmate with the hot bod and empty head who f**ked up her life”, they’ll mean you instead of Anna Nicole!
Dar | September 12, 2008 at 12:53 pm
JM — Thanks for the link. I retract my previous comment (#30).
I’m so relieved Holly’s staying with her 80YO pimp instead of shacking up with some freaky douchebag who wears more makeup and jewelry than she does. It’s like a fairy tale ending! *sniff*
Flip | September 12, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Man, if those two lovebirds can’t make it, what hope is there for the rest of us? I weep for the future.
4green20 | September 12, 2008 at 1:10 pm
OmG!!! Chris Angel is evil! I can’t even stand to look at him he is so dirty!
FRIST!!! | September 12, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Can’t tell if she’s pretty or ugly, depends on the angle.
I bet Criss Angel would be a wild ride.
I gotta get off these meds..
dude | September 12, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Hef always has the nicest women that money can buy.
Notice I didn’t call them ladies.
Cuz they’re vapid whores. ZING!
minerva | September 12, 2008 at 1:13 pm
EW gross… I much rather sit at the Playboy Mansion pretending to have sex with Hugh Heffner than having to blow Criss angel…
observant.as.hell | September 12, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Spectacularly hideous breasts…really.
aschleigh | September 12, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Good for her, who wants a 70 year old lech with 5 other girlfriends? Hugh will just replace her . She seems to have ambition, maybe she wants to actually be loved and not used .
Stroker | September 12, 2008 at 1:17 pm
No doubt she saw that internet pic of Angel’s 12′ long ball sack and has to have some.
pistolita | September 12, 2008 at 1:20 pm
i totally agree with #24!!
everytime i see her face, i wonder “what’s missing?”… it’s her dead eyes.
pistolita | September 12, 2008 at 1:21 pm
PLUS, her eyebrows point straight DOWN after the arch… looks weird…
bakinmycake | September 12, 2008 at 1:23 pm
her face has more craters than the moon…..gobs of spackle and some toner and voila!!! a model…..i might hump her face
Mick | September 12, 2008 at 1:34 pm
This can’t be true.
CAnton4 | September 12, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Anything to not get a fucking job!!!
Deacon Jones | September 12, 2008 at 1:46 pm
I give them 3 months top, if that.
As much as I hate Cris Angel, he’s been fucking his brains out all over Vegas. Once he realizes what a lifeless fuck she is, on top of her being high maintenance, she’s fucking gone.
Lipstick-on Apig | September 12, 2008 at 1:48 pm
@ # 30 : Holly was never a Playmate. She was a Cyber Girl for about 10 minutes before they took her pics down.
I’m just wondering of she’s going to keep her West Coast Photo Editor gig.
Jen | September 12, 2008 at 1:56 pm
This is a rumor, check her myspace. It took me an entire 2 seconds of fact checking to find that out. You should try it sometime.
SATAN | September 12, 2008 at 1:56 pm
i would giddily drown myself in all of her juices, even the slight oil slick on her forehead in the first pic
Racer X | September 12, 2008 at 2:06 pm
No talent slore.
Tom Leykis | September 12, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Bitter and angry women hate Hef because he proves that a successful man can always get hot young women, no matter how old and “prune face” he is. Hef is living proof that the “marry me or you’ll end up old and alone” scare tactics that women use on their boyfriends are a bunch of crap. It’s the women who are afraid of ending up old and alone, and no wonder, but men don’t have to worry as much. Men should just avoid marriage and concentrate on becoming successful, and the Hollys and Bridgets and Kendras of the world will continue to offer their services.