Holly Madison & Jason Statham?

July 13th, 2009 // 39 Comments

Jason Statham and Holly Madison hit it off Saturday night at the UFC fight where Holly was an honorary ring girl. Being the gentleman that he is, Jason introduced himself then went and watched her strip naked per the customary laws of chivalry. E! News reports:

A couple hours later, Statham checked out Madison’s performance in the 10:30 p.m. showing of striptease-filled Peepshow at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino.
A source reports that the two were “getting to know each other” during the wee hours over drinks at Strip House.
No word on how late they stayed out, but on Sunday at 9 a.m., Madison posted on her Twitter page that she was off to church. “Sleepy. :-),” she wrote.

Ha! Church?! What is it with all these chicks posing for Playboy but going to church? I mean, sure, Mary Magdalene was the original “Girl Next Door,” but try equating Hugh Hefner with Jesus to the pope. Dude will stab you with that hat like a hobo in a knife fight.

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  1. Disgruntlordd

    i would to sexing her

  2. rahilio

    statham is awesome

  3. Tom K

    The only one of Hef’s whores that I actually find attractive. What happened with her and that magician?

  4. mikeock01

    This guy is fucking annoying.

  5. vinny testosteroni

    He’ll hump her ass until he gets tired of it and toss her aside like Hef and Cris Angel did to her

  6. Hit that ass, Jason!

  7. LLV

    She was off to church to Married the Travelocity gnome (http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2009/jul/13/holly-madison-and-gnome-tie-knot-faux-nuptials/) on Sunday morning.

  8. Karen

    Poor girl. She’s already peaked in terms of attractiveness and she’s into the must-hold-it-together/hold-it-in desperation phase of girls that age who are unmarried. As a whore, she has to compete with all the young whores, with nothing special to offer (other than a hopefully-unneeded skill for handling dirty Depends). A smart wealthy guy will realize he can get ANYTHING he wants sexually from this slightly over-ripe peach, as long as he pretends to be serious. I’m sure Mr. Statham will have no problem become The Backdoor Transporter.

  9. mizzty

    Good for both of them, they would make a sex tape Id actually want to see

  10. You know Statham abused that isht. I mean, don’t get me wrong, anything he chose to do with her has already been done 10 fold by Hef, but nevertheless, a worthwhile conquest for the Transporter.
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

  11. Zee Brat

    They’d make a nice couple. Good for them.

  12. Yuck

    I still think she’s a pig.

  13. Jason is so fucking hot!

    Yes @12 she is a pig just for being with Chris Angel

  14. uh

    Wow, he’s super hot.

    And she’s actually pretty. Most of those Playboy girls have fake tits, bleached hair, and just normal faces, but I must say that she is very cute.

    Yea, that would be a good-looking couple.

  15. Rhialto

    It would be good for her career to hook up with him.

  16. goturrrr yakisir abime :)

  17. Evey

    Just a small detail – he has a girlfriend of like 5 years whose super pretty but the total opposite of Holly – natural beauty, brunette etc. His last g/f Kelly Brook looked pretty much the same and also a long term relationship. So, unless he has actually broken up with her, this is a load of BS and they are just posing for a pic together…je-sus.

  18. Mike

    I wouldn’t make too much of this one. Statham rarely misses a UFC event and Holly was there as a ring girl. End of story.

  19. techman

    Holly is so bright I’m surprised she didn’t get lost walking around the ring. She gives dumb blondes a bad name.

  20. That chick is FUGLY. Decent body, but a %$#@ing UGLY face. UGH, what a waste. Bad choice, Mr. Statham.

  21. King Pin

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Any spiky ass walls around?

  22. puke

    Holly is looking sorta fat! Needs to lay off the booze, going strait to her mid section and ass!

  23. really?

    @ #8 Karen – Poor girl. Jealous of younger, more attractive women. Sounds like she was burned by an unfaithful boyfriend or husband going out to seek some eager ass. Or maybe he just wanted to be with someone a little less bitter and rude. Either way, sounds like you are not over ripe, but completely rotten, regardless of your age. I know it makes it easier to pretend that beautiful women don’t have anything to offer the world besides their looks (and, obviously, you seem to think you have lots on offer – which I am sure is not the case, if you are sitting here bashing women), but many of them do – some are smart, some have great personalities, some are talented. And guess what? Finding a husband is not the ultimate accomplishment in life. In fact, some hot women intentionally put it off (shocking, I know), to enjoy their youth and beauty, knowing that their will be hoards of men still interested even once they are passed their puppy-dog phase. For you fat, cranky, sexless bitches, I can understand why it is important to get someone to commit to being bitched at for life before you totally blow up and give up. Holly looks great and is certainly not too old – accept it. She does not matter to you, and no matter what she looks like/does, you still suck.

  24. crazypants

    Actually from Jason’s body language in the shot – there’s a lot of space between them and he’s got a very perfunctory smile on his face – it looks like he had no idea who Holly was.

    It looks like Jason Statham taking the 100th photo of the night w/ each and every ring girl, fighter, manager and fan in the joint.

  25. PostmortemG

    So she went to church the next day? Je$u$ Chri$t, she´s one confused girl…

  26. jassy63

    Holly is awesome. The other two chicks from that show were super annoying. Kendra makes me want to punch babies and God bless Bridget but she is just a box of rocks. Statham is a huge improvement over that loser magician.

  27. kj

    this story is a lie..look at the picture..
    statham is leaving into the hug..while holly is just standing there..notice the distance between them..even her shoulder is leaning away from him as if she doesnt really want to take the picture..

    jason has his hand at an agle as if he is trying to pull her in..but making the mistake of looking needy by leaning

  28. jill

    hey i thought holly was only into rich dudes over 80…

  29. angela

    she’s pregnant with her fuck buddy benji maddens baby.. which is why she’s getting fat… stupid hoe

  30. angela

    she’s pregnant with her fuck buddy benji maddens baby.. which is why she’s getting fat… stupid hoe

  31. angela

    she’s pregnant with her adventure/fuck buddy benji maddens baby.. which is why she’s getting fat… stupid hoe

  32. angela

    she’s pregnant with her adventure/fuck buddy benji maddens baby.. which is why she’s getting fat… stupid skank

  33. angelica

    she’s pregnant with her adventure/fuck buddy benji maddens baby.. which is why she’s getting fat… stupid skank

  34. angelica

    she’s pregnant with her adventure/fuck buddy benji maddens baby.. which is why she’s getting fat… stupid skank

  35. angelica

    she’s pregnant with her adventure/fuck buddy benji maddens baby.. which is why she’s getting fat… stupid skank

  36. angelica

    she’s pregnant with her adventure/fuck buddy benji maddens baby.. which is why she’s getting fat… stupid skank

  37. Bora

    ? must see it first

  38. Holly is awesome. The other two girls that show was super upset. Central makes me to want children to punch and God bless Bridget, but he’s just a box of rocks. Statham is a vast improvement over the Wizards lost.

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