Holly Madison had a milestone on New Year’s Day when she introduced her parents to Criss Angel. It’s the first time her folks have ever met one of her boyfriends, according to E! Online:
The couple was spotted with Madison’s parents, Steve and Patsy Madison, having dessert at Fix Restaurant & Bar at the Bellagio in Las Vegas, according to a source.
They enjoyed warm brownie cake, a cappuccino milk shake and chocolate coffee cake. Angel also requested a hot chocolate from the Bellagio’s hotel bar.
The Mindfreak illusionist picked up the tab.
Things, however, turned sour when Steve Madison realized his daughter wasn’t playing a joke and was seriously going to marry “Charm Necklace Houdini over here.” When Holly refused to go back to “a respectable life juggling old man balls for cash,” he disowned her that night at Starbucks over cafe lattes, soy, no whip. Criss was also there sipping a Frappucino until Steve kicked his ass in the parking lot then promised to do this again “real soon” over Easter.
Josette | January 4, 2009 at 3:22 pm
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Josette | January 4, 2009 at 3:22 pm
First
NipTuck | January 4, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Ha. Good luck to them..
meee | January 4, 2009 at 3:42 pm
that’s not true…her parents met hef. they were on several episodes of the girls next door.
*cough* wankers | January 4, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Why do wankers have to write that they are first? Would you like a medal or a chest to pin it on??
As for the topic of discussion, I think they are both wankers too!!!
PattiAnn | January 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm
I think she is a winnie bitch, Criss just wanted to see if he could get her away from Hef. It won’t last !!
bimbos unite | January 4, 2009 at 3:54 pm
this whole thing is just absolutely hilarious.
is anyone even taking this seriously!?
PostmortemG | January 4, 2009 at 3:56 pm
“A respectable life juggling old man balls for cash.” That’s funny. =D
I’ve never seen this lady’s T.V. show, but i can’t say she’s completely unattractive. I don’t know a damn thing about Criss Angel, besides the fact that he performs ‘magic tricks’. Well, i doubt there’s much more to know about the guy anyway. Whatever.
loved` | January 4, 2009 at 4:22 pm
:O shyt …… she looks happier and lest sluter! gud luck w/ dat parent
tgr | January 4, 2009 at 4:25 pm
criss angel is a known magician and stuntman, like david blaine.
Ummm...yeah... | January 4, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Who the fuck cares??? for real???God! The bitch was fucking Hugh Hefner for Christs sake…she is a pure slut….so who the fuck cares???????
Acheron | January 4, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Holly’s real name is Cullen, and they were on The Girls Next Door. Either this story is bullshit, or it’s just really shittily researched/written.
Lea | January 4, 2009 at 4:38 pm
what i’m wondering about is : what kind of parents are those people ?! seriously !
boo | January 4, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Between Mr. Hair Product above and the WAAAAY too much makeup Bret Michaels ad, this Jessie Pavelka is looking pretty studly. Wait, don’t tell me, he’s gay, right? Fuck.
PatheticNewGuy | January 4, 2009 at 4:51 pm
This douche wears his watch ON his jacket sleeve. I hate you.
Cash | January 4, 2009 at 5:01 pm
If my daughter brought a piece of shit like that to my dinner table, he’d better hope his love for the girl was enough to carry him because his fractured-in-multiple-places legs sure as hell wouldn’t be doing him any good.
This Poster | January 4, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Criss Angel’s nutsack
VictoriaAwesomesauce | January 4, 2009 at 5:23 pm
The hoodie she’s wearing in the last pic is from Hot Topic.
Christmas present from Criss? /swoon
Fat Ange | January 4, 2009 at 5:34 pm
#18 Why do you think everything she wears is a gift from him? I’m sure she had some clothes before she met him.
Grimmer | January 4, 2009 at 6:35 pm
If I had given birth to either one of these trash bags I would have my labia sewn together.
missy | January 4, 2009 at 7:21 pm
he is ugly & not talented so WTF i dont get it???
Igor | January 4, 2009 at 7:21 pm
It’s better than licking balls coated with Ben-Gay
EverybodylovesROUGHers | January 4, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Has she been cleared of hugh’s pubes?
wtF | January 4, 2009 at 7:58 pm
HAHAHAHA. He is SO hardcore. Skulls on the hat, watches over his jacket sleeve, curtain rings on all fingers. That’s uber badass. DOUCHE.
gerard Vandenberg | January 4, 2009 at 9:54 pm
…………….THEY HAVE A DIVORCE NOW?
Ada | January 4, 2009 at 9:55 pm
seems i seen her photos at tallkiss.com
Scrodo | January 4, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Man, that handcuff necklace thing is so rad.
grobpilot | January 4, 2009 at 11:38 pm
I wonder how many of those rings he’s lost in that gaping snatch? And, again, what the fuck is with celebrities and the fucking peace sign? Or, maybe his fingertips are indicating how wide her cooch is.
morga | January 4, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Tricks are what a whore does for money.
RaraAvis | January 5, 2009 at 12:38 am
I’ll bet when her parents made their New Year’s resolutions they didn’t mean “have Holly find a nice dick” to be taken quite so literally.
Cartman | January 5, 2009 at 2:56 am
She went from a grizzled old sausage link to a dirty cocktail weinie. I got a fine polish sausage for her.
Eventually this Holly golddigger will find someone to marry, divorce, and take all their shit.
annie | January 5, 2009 at 6:47 am
her parents last name is CULLEN fuckshit
look at wiki
Janine | January 5, 2009 at 7:47 am
Her parents were on The Girls Next Door, so I know she introduced them to Hef.
Jade | January 5, 2009 at 8:06 am
His believe show SUCKED. He’s not funny, full of himself, and btw his show sucked.
Need to yank his ass from vegas.
J | January 5, 2009 at 10:32 am
It’s so lame how the girls who go out with these ‘rock’ guys get all goth and they think it looks so ‘edgy’ lol
paris did it with benji. black nails. black hoodie.
you’re blonde, put on a fuckin pink party dress and stop trying so hard!
Uncle Eccoli | January 5, 2009 at 11:27 am
It is a rather tradition-bound whore who brings her johns home to meet the parents. Can you imagine the scene at that table, everybody desperately trying to keep up appearances?
Julie Ann | January 5, 2009 at 12:46 pm
This makes me sad…he is such an ass..and I adored her when she was with Hef. Good thing she’s pretty because she’s got shit for brains!
me | January 5, 2009 at 12:46 pm
he is so gay. i had no idea what he looked like without his usual oversized hat on, covering half his face. this photo shows his face.
cover it back up!!
she is so pretty, but … good god! what a history! its too bad.
Dixie | January 5, 2009 at 12:52 pm
In an interview with Larry King, Chris said he was surprised that Holly was attracted to him because of the way he looks, but he should not be surprised because Holly’s last boyfriend was 80 year old Hef.
M- | January 5, 2009 at 4:09 pm
all she sees is $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Mia | January 5, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I personally think Holly is cute, waye better looking than Hef’s other girlfriends and hey as long as their happy!
Jimmy Jim | January 5, 2009 at 11:43 pm
criss angel is the dane cook of magic tricks.
V | January 10, 2009 at 3:49 pm
LOL…she is such a whore….sleeping with an 80+ year old man for money and perks…Read JillAnn Spaulding’s book and see what Holly’s job was…also recommend Bunny Tales by Izabelle St. James. I”m sure that Holly brings real class to the Sarantakos family. Criss’ dad must be rolling over in his grave. You both deserve tickets to the Free Clinic and a lifetime prescription of Valtrex.
Shae | January 10, 2009 at 10:03 pm
All three girls that were on THe Girls Next Door all used Hef for Boobs New faces and for money. They are all talentless women who I hope don’t go far in life.
Jacq | February 2, 2009 at 1:18 am
I bet when Hef came in her face it was like getting hit with a handfull of baby powder.
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LOL … That such a 80 + year old man for money and allowances … Spaulding is read with a prostitute …. JillAnn Holly’s book and see what work was sleeping … Bunny Tales by Izabelle also recommend St. James. I’m sure Holly Sarantakos family brings real class. Criss father would be rolling in his grave. You two free tickets to the clinic is worth a lifetime prescription of Valtrex.