Holly Madison in a bikini

May 10th, 2009 // 164 Comments

Here’s Holly Madison at the Flamingo GO pool in Vegas this weekend, and I love how she’s so natural, toned, glistening – wait, I was looking at my forearms. Who are we talking about again? Holly Madison? Yeah, she’s okay.

Photos: Getty
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  1. I like to look at her. These pics seem to draw attention to her biohazard chest, though. Hope that’s not Paris Hilton on the phone.

    @20 – *laughter*

  2. linda green

    She is a tall and sexy girl. I know a place you can date with such sexy girls.
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  3. want more pics click on my name

  4. Leslie

    Without the veneers and the fake boobs she’d be a very ordinary looking girl.

  5. mikeock

    Just another blond, generic bimbo with fake tits and the IQ of a sack of doorknobs.

    Sure, I’d tap into that in a heartbeat, but thats not the point. I’m a guy. I think with my penis.

  6. Racer X

    Famous for sucking old white cock.

    /GROSS!

  7. Racer X

    Famous for sucking old white cock.

    /GROSS!

  8. Babbu

    Fucking hate that faux black nail polish that all the bitches are wearing nowadays, and I specially hate it when they paint it on their toenails!!!

  9. Erik

    Ugghh. Is she wearing an Ed Hardy bikini?

    She just got exponentially uglier, and douchier, in my book.

  10. She’s a lot not hot.

  11. Krassy McKrass

    She’s cute, a plain jane but not playboy stroking material.

  12. madman

    uh… no. @4 “That’s natural beauty right there folks.”

    no. no it’s not… unless of course bleach, peroxide, silicone, plastic surgery, implants, collagen…. oh yea… that’s natural.

    it’s all those ‘other’ girls who don’t have any of that… those are the phonies…. I read ya #4…. I read ya.

  13. dirk

    Bet her sweaty grotto smells like hot garbage.

  14. Ishi-san

    @ 4: Yeah right, natural! pure natural! *hahahaha* The only thing natural on that girl is the eye-colour.

  15. Oh look. Another unknown with fake boobs and fake hair. Wow.

  16. RtSS

    The way I see it, she is a self contained life support system for three holes that I’d love to probe and explore. I believe she likes to have her poopchute examined and I would pound that dirt tunnel with wreckless abandon. Face down ass up, she is looking good to me.

  17. Kev

    Ed Hardy =’s DOOOOOUUUUUCHE!
    The epitome of flash over substance.
    Who cares that I am a worthless human being,
    There’s a flaming skull on my boob!

  18. oink

    ‘how she’s so natural’
    What’s her natural hair color?

    And yes, Ed Hardy stuff sucks.

  19. bleh

    Heh, I thought you said goo pool

  20. biKerBaBe

    What are those bruises under her top along her rib cage…

  21. AJ

    Nice breast implant gap for cleavage!

  22. el ces

    Looks like she’s been crying.

    Chin up, Holly.

  23. RtSS

    While some may think that the Ed Hardy bikini sucks, I do like the banner/label that says “love” on her bikini bottoms. I wonder what the banner says that is on the back of her bikini bottoms. “Dirt Hole”, “Dirt Tunnel”, “Exit” ???

  24. stylerette

    She is so very boring and unattractive. Proof positive: breasts don’t make the woman. Yuck.
    And that looks like home hair color… no self respecting professional would ever let her go out in public with straw like that. More Yuck…

  25. yuck

    Yay #34! exactly right!

  26. lils

    Bridget is better, IMO.

  27. :D

    Wow, I’m surprised that she looks beautiful without makeup…rare for a playboy type.

  28. twzzlrgirl

    #20 — frickin’ hilarious. I shot pepsi out my nose. you should write for the FISH!!!

    ;)

  29. PostmortemG

    Cute lady. I hope she gets her life together one day.

  30. onlocash

    Would you bang a chick like that
    that licked on some old guy ballz
    Oh wait not just any old guy more power to you Hef …

  31. Kye

    um she’s not natural….she’s had plenty of plastic surgery

  32. mafme

    She looks like a plain girl who doesn’t eat but had the cash for a boob job.

  33. Juan Quintero

    I love her thighs! Are yummy!!!!!!

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    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

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    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

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    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

    FOR ALL OF THE FACTS AND DETAILS, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

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    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

    FOR ALL OF THE FACTS AND DETAILS, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

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    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

    FOR ALL OF THE FACTS AND DETAILS, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

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    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

    FOR ALL OF THE FACTS AND DETAILS, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

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    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

    FOR ALL OF THE FACTS AND DETAILS, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  50. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

    FOR ALL OF THE FACTS AND DETAILS, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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