As part of a new ad campaign, Holly Madison “married” the Travelocity gnome Sunday in Vegas thus forever proving she’s into old dudes with cash. Which is why I’ve lined up ten yard gnomes with dollar bills stapled to their beards in front of my house. Now where’s that dart gun?
Thanks to Megan who offered to stick her grandpa out front with a twenty in his hand. Really, you shouldn’t have. But get him out there before noon. We’re losing daylight, sister.