Holly Madison has a new husband

July 14th, 2009 // 47 Comments

As part of a new ad campaign, Holly Madison “married” the Travelocity gnome Sunday in Vegas thus forever proving she’s into old dudes with cash. Which is why I’ve lined up ten yard gnomes with dollar bills stapled to their beards in front of my house. Now where’s that dart gun?

Thanks to Megan who offered to stick her grandpa out front with a twenty in his hand. Really, you shouldn’t have. But get him out there before noon. We’re losing daylight, sister.

Photos: WireImage

  1. Gail

    She has old lady legs and she’s not even 30 yet.

  2. cutin


  3. Shitbox

    I’d fuck her.

  4. hope they make valtrex for ceramics.

  5. amanda

    that is a really cute corset

  6. mafme

    I’ve always thought she was averageish… She’s always had this weird old lady vibe going on.

  7. That gnome is far too smart for her.

  8. I've got a constant hardon

    She’s hot, obviously fake and not actual married material but definitely bangable, I’d even lick her dirty arse.

  9. The saddest part is that this vapid bimbo probably really thinks she is legally married to the ceramic gnome.

  10. Is it my imagination or is she one of those “skinny, fat” girls? Like..she’s thin, but she’s flabby and has no muscle tone. She has the potential to have a really awesome body. She obviously takes it for granted by not exercising. Bahaha. So frustrating!

  11. Disgruntlordd

    danielle is funny..I bet on the honeymoon, was the first time Holly had ever blown glass.

  12. Vince Lombardi

    Wonder if they make latex that will fit over ceramic cone hats – otherwise there’s an outbreak a’comin’!

  13. Champ

    The gnome is still more attractive and less douchie than that fag magician dude.

  14. i LOVE the corset……………and pretty panties.

  15. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    pretty panties

  16. dirk

    Bet that hat smells good.

  17. The Jerk

    I’m not sure I understand why people still give two shits about her anyways? She sucked off and had sex with an old guy who barely can get hard from viagra and now that she’s done she feels the need to promote anything that makes her spread her legs in Vegas. Why not just be the prostitute she was always born to be..

  18. Ego

    hmm .. the travelocity gnome? I pegged her for marrying a leprechaun. You know as a golddigger, she’d be all over that pot of gold. She’d even take his lucky charms.

  19. Her Panties Make me Sweat… MMMM

  20. j

    Did you motor boat her? … you did didn’t moator boating son of a bitch… bBrBrBrBrBrBrBrBr

  21. arealcad

    There’s a joke about Holly needing a permanent woody or laying lumber in this story, but I’ll leave that to the professionals.

  22. James Wolfe

    Once you go gnome you never go back

  23. BitchPlease

    Verne Troyer is spinning in his grave.

    Oh really, he’s not dead?


  24. dude

    infamous danielle #5: Shit, still laughing. Funny bitch.

    She’s about to fuck that garden variety Gnome after he lied and said he’s the Travelocity Gnome.

    She’s fucked worse.

  25. Kay

    Where no gnome has roamed before.

  26. DeviousJinx

    She has the fattest knees. It’s a good thing he’s got the hook-up with Travelocity so he can GET THE FUCK OUT when she starts to grow cankles.

  27. marcus

    you know that gnome went hat-deep on the honeymoon…

  28. cavy

    She’s beautiful…that’s all I gotta say….oh, and that Elvis is pretty hawt!

  29. what?

    28. DeviousJinx

    You do realize, don’t you, that you come off sounding like a giant jealous bitch.

  30. Georges

    So you’ll burn up holly, but you were all sugar and sweetness when it came to Kendra and advertising for her. You’re as big a fraud as all these folks are on the superficial. shame on you.

  31. Tom K

    Gorgeous little whore!

  32. Urbanspaceman

    Is it me or are tongue-piercings totally, 100% off-putting?

  33. DeviousJinx

    #31 – No, I just have good taste in women…pay attention, I will post when I think someone is hot like Megan Fox or Marisa Miller. Like #1 says, she’s not even 30 and she has old lady legs so there’s not a lot to be jealous of! I guess I don’t have a thing for bleached out blondes that fuck old men for money and then don’t go to the gym, go figure! Funny how when a girl gives her opinion here it makes her a jealous bitch…I am one of those things, but jealous isn’t one of them.

  34. guttergirl

    The Travelocity Gnome is too good for her… Look at his face, clearly he is unimpressed.

  35. what?

    35. DeviousJinx

    Pay attention?! Wtf….I’m not your child.
    You still sound jealous to me.

  36. what?

    35. DeviousJinx

    Pay attention?! Wtf….I’m not your child.
    You still sound jealous to me.

  37. what?

    Superficial writer(s),
    Why the Hell does this site double post all the time? I did not hit the button twice and I did not touch anything after posting my comment. It is really annoying…

  38. camel_toe

    as long as the ain’t no queers! (sarcasm)

  39. camel_toe

    as long as they ain’t no queers! (sarcasm)

  40. Hef Bunny

    Everyone knows that Las Vegas is the marriage capital of the world. They have more normal religious wedding there than anywhere in the world! But, who cares, all anyone wants to know about is a whore that marries a dog toy. Beats me, I just don’t get it. Next time I would suggest that she is married by Michael Jackson, and not Elvis. Elvis is so dated.

  41. Galtacticus

    Either that gnome is awful rich or has a giant penis.

  42. Katie

    Haa! I love the pic of gnome face in boobs lol!
    Let’s hope she doesn’t try to sit on it.. the next round of publicity shots will be of gnome feet sticking out her cunt

  43. Pat's Wife

    I have NEVER seen anyone so desperately wanting to get married like she wants to. She is hott though. All you haters need to check yourself before commenting on those that probably look better than yourselves.

  44. LEB

    Nice to see such a fresh-faced natural beauty.

    *chokes on sarcasm*

  45. I have never seen anyone so desperately want to get married as she wants. He is hott though. For all you haters yourself look better than those that might itself need to check before commenting.

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