As part of a new ad campaign, Holly Madison “married” the Travelocity gnome Sunday in Vegas thus forever proving she’s into old dudes with cash. Which is why I’ve lined up ten yard gnomes with dollar bills stapled to their beards in front of my house. Now where’s that dart gun?
Thanks to Megan who offered to stick her grandpa out front with a twenty in his hand. Really, you shouldn’t have. But get him out there before noon. We’re losing daylight, sister.
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Gail | July 14, 2009 at 12:11 pm
She has old lady legs and she’s not even 30 yet.
cutin | July 14, 2009 at 12:12 pm
frist
Shitbox | July 14, 2009 at 12:14 pm
I’d fuck her.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | July 14, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Holly @ UFC 100 Ring Girl Photos + Videos: http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/holly-madison-ring-girl-video-ufc-100/
the infamous danielle | July 14, 2009 at 12:16 pm
hope they make valtrex for ceramics.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | July 14, 2009 at 12:17 pm
http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/holly-madison-ring-girl-video-ufc-100/
amanda | July 14, 2009 at 12:22 pm
that is a really cute corset
mafme | July 14, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I’ve always thought she was averageish… She’s always had this weird old lady vibe going on.
RichPort's Ghost | July 14, 2009 at 12:26 pm
That gnome is far too smart for her.
I've got a constant hardon | July 14, 2009 at 12:32 pm
She’s hot, obviously fake and not actual married material but definitely bangable, I’d even lick her dirty arse.
Mark | July 14, 2009 at 12:35 pm
The saddest part is that this vapid bimbo probably really thinks she is legally married to the ceramic gnome.
Alli Watermelon | July 14, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Is it my imagination or is she one of those “skinny, fat” girls? Like..she’s thin, but she’s flabby and has no muscle tone. She has the potential to have a really awesome body. She obviously takes it for granted by not exercising. Bahaha. So frustrating!
Disgruntlordd | July 14, 2009 at 1:11 pm
danielle is funny..I bet on the honeymoon, was the first time Holly had ever blown glass.
Vince Lombardi | July 14, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Wonder if they make latex that will fit over ceramic cone hats – otherwise there’s an outbreak a’comin’!
Champ | July 14, 2009 at 1:17 pm
The gnome is still more attractive and less douchie than that fag magician dude.
TexasTranny | July 14, 2009 at 1:25 pm
i LOVE the corset……………and pretty panties.
TexasTranny | July 14, 2009 at 1:27 pm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
pretty panties
dirk | July 14, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Bet that hat smells good.
The Jerk | July 14, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I’m not sure I understand why people still give two shits about her anyways? She sucked off and had sex with an old guy who barely can get hard from viagra and now that she’s done she feels the need to promote anything that makes her spread her legs in Vegas. Why not just be the prostitute she was always born to be..
Ego | July 14, 2009 at 1:44 pm
hmm .. the travelocity gnome? I pegged her for marrying a leprechaun. You know as a golddigger, she’d be all over that pot of gold. She’d even take his lucky charms.
Lion-Heart | July 14, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Her Panties Make me Sweat… MMMM
j | July 14, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Did you motor boat her? … you did didn’t moator boating son of a bitch… bBrBrBrBrBrBrBrBr
arealcad | July 14, 2009 at 1:59 pm
There’s a joke about Holly needing a permanent woody or laying lumber in this story, but I’ll leave that to the professionals.
James Wolfe | July 14, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Once you go gnome you never go back
BitchPlease | July 14, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Verne Troyer is spinning in his grave.
Oh really, he’s not dead?
Nevermind
dude | July 14, 2009 at 2:19 pm
infamous danielle #5: Shit, still laughing. Funny bitch.
She’s about to fuck that garden variety Gnome after he lied and said he’s the Travelocity Gnome.
She’s fucked worse.
Kay | July 14, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Where no gnome has roamed before.
DeviousJinx | July 14, 2009 at 2:54 pm
She has the fattest knees. It’s a good thing he’s got the hook-up with Travelocity so he can GET THE FUCK OUT when she starts to grow cankles.
marcus | July 14, 2009 at 3:36 pm
you know that gnome went hat-deep on the honeymoon…
cavy | July 14, 2009 at 4:13 pm
She’s beautiful…that’s all I gotta say….oh, and that Elvis is pretty hawt!
what? | July 14, 2009 at 4:14 pm
28. DeviousJinx
You do realize, don’t you, that you come off sounding like a giant jealous bitch.
Georges | July 14, 2009 at 4:58 pm
So you’ll burn up holly, but you were all sugar and sweetness when it came to Kendra and advertising for her. You’re as big a fraud as all these folks are on the superficial. shame on you.
Tom K | July 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Gorgeous little whore!
Urbanspaceman | July 14, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Is it me or are tongue-piercings totally, 100% off-putting?
DeviousJinx | July 14, 2009 at 6:34 pm
#31 – No, I just have good taste in women…pay attention, I will post when I think someone is hot like Megan Fox or Marisa Miller. Like #1 says, she’s not even 30 and she has old lady legs so there’s not a lot to be jealous of! I guess I don’t have a thing for bleached out blondes that fuck old men for money and then don’t go to the gym, go figure! Funny how when a girl gives her opinion here it makes her a jealous bitch…I am one of those things, but jealous isn’t one of them.
guttergirl | July 14, 2009 at 8:20 pm
The Travelocity Gnome is too good for her… Look at his face, clearly he is unimpressed.
what? | July 14, 2009 at 8:51 pm
35. DeviousJinx
Pay attention?! Wtf….I’m not your child.
You still sound jealous to me.
what? | July 14, 2009 at 8:51 pm
35. DeviousJinx
Pay attention?! Wtf….I’m not your child.
You still sound jealous to me.
what? | July 14, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Superficial writer(s),
Why the Hell does this site double post all the time? I did not hit the button twice and I did not touch anything after posting my comment. It is really annoying…
camel_toe | July 14, 2009 at 9:22 pm
as long as the ain’t no queers! (sarcasm)
camel_toe | July 14, 2009 at 9:22 pm
as long as they ain’t no queers! (sarcasm)
Hef Bunny | July 14, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Everyone knows that Las Vegas is the marriage capital of the world. They have more normal religious wedding there than anywhere in the world! But, who cares, all anyone wants to know about is a whore that marries a dog toy. Beats me, I just don’t get it. Next time I would suggest that she is married by Michael Jackson, and not Elvis. Elvis is so dated.
Galtacticus | July 15, 2009 at 7:56 am
Either that gnome is awful rich or has a giant penis.
Katie | July 15, 2009 at 10:57 am
Haa! I love the pic of gnome face in boobs lol!
Let’s hope she doesn’t try to sit on it.. the next round of publicity shots will be of gnome feet sticking out her cunt
Pat's Wife | July 15, 2009 at 2:18 pm
I have NEVER seen anyone so desperately wanting to get married like she wants to. She is hott though. All you haters need to check yourself before commenting on those that probably look better than yourselves.
LEB | July 18, 2009 at 1:13 am
Nice to see such a fresh-faced natural beauty.
*chokes on sarcasm*
memory cards | June 3, 2010 at 3:32 am
I have never seen anyone so desperately want to get married as she wants. He is hott though. For all you haters yourself look better than those that might itself need to check before commenting.