Holly Madison does the Lord’s work

The Superficial | October 11, 2009 - 2:11 pm

Here’s Holly Madison as the Official Keg Tapper at Hofbrauhaus in Vegas, and I honestly couldn’t think of better pics to post on a Sunday afternoon. This was everything our forefathers wanted when they formed this great nation: Blonde women with plastic tits pouring ale which, fun fact, was the original reasoning behind the 2nd amendment. Seriously, I don’t know how retarded you have to be to interpret “the right to bear arms” to mean keeping a fucking arsenal in your shed instead of drunkenly flexing your biceps in hopes of touching a boob. Back me up, Ben Franklin.

Photos: WENN