Holly Madison does the Lord’s work

October 11th, 2009 // 33 Comments

Here’s Holly Madison as the Official Keg Tapper at Hofbrauhaus in Vegas, and I honestly couldn’t think of better pics to post on a Sunday afternoon. This was everything our forefathers wanted when they formed this great nation: Blonde women with plastic tits pouring ale which, fun fact, was the original reasoning behind the 2nd amendment. Seriously, I don’t know how retarded you have to be to interpret “the right to bear arms” to mean keeping a fucking arsenal in your shed instead of drunkenly flexing your biceps in hopes of touching a boob. Back me up, Ben Franklin.

Photos: WENN
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  1. amanda

    what is she, like 2ft tall?

  2. canadian goose

    lame pathetic sad life

  3. ===============D -- -- --

    It would be fun to hit that kitty in her dress. Shoot DNA all over her, then kick her out and watch sports center. That’s about all she is good for

  4. dfv

    yay the superficial is funny again

  5. sharon H

    these bimbos that hang with Heff must not have an ounce of self-respect. OH, I forgot. Self respect assumes a working brain. Cheap all, shitty blonde dye job, fake boob bimbos. worthless.

  6. sharon H

    these bimbos that hang with Heff must not have an ounce of self-respect. OH, I forgot. Self respect assumes a working brain. Cheap all, shitty blonde dye job, fake boob bimbos. worthless.

  7. I’d love to hammer my spout into her keg.

  8. Kick

    She’d go to the opening of an envelope. And is it just me or do her thighs look a tad stout these days?

  9. Turd the third

    Yuk. Thunder thighs, look at the first picture,,, you think that she could stay in better shape considering she doesn’t do anything in life..

    Boring picts, I would rather see her cramming a couple of beer bottles into some available holes,,, I know I wouldn’t use any for fear of getting the plague from this skank

  10. KansasRefugee

    I agree with #5 (dfv), this was a really funny entry.

  11. anon

    I like the pretzel in the background…

  12. Christina

    Since when is there a Hofbrauhaus in Vegas? I’ve been to the one in Munich and it’s fucking awesome, but you probably can’t duplicate the awesomeness outside of Germany…

  13. Mama Pinkus

    I hope that vapid gal never moans about not being taken seriously. Please.

  14. Special Education Teacher

    To the author… It would improve the site if you stopped using the word “retarded” incorrectly. It is a scientific label for people who have IQs under 65, and is not appropriate as a synonym for silly, stupid, or ridiculous. When it is used as a substitute for an insult, the speaker insinuates that those who have MR are silly, stupid, or ridiculous because the words have been used interchangeably. Thanks for considering this point of view.

  15. Come-Honor-Face

    wow, her 15min of fame expired long ago, and the aftermath is a clear and present danger to us all

  16. anonymous

    @Christina: It’s been there for a few years now. It’s across the intersection from the Hard Rock Hotel so it’s a little “off-strip”. Never been there during one of their keg tappings or anything but the food’s good and the beer’s really good – an oasis of beery goodness in the desert of MillerCoors hegemony that dominates the strip.

    Still don’t understand the barmaids & shot girls going around paddling dudes though.

  17. amanda

    @ special ed teacher
    i thought it was an iq under 70

  18. Cash

    Silicone is glass, not plastic.

  19. kaila

    dude im no fan of your typical blonde slut. (i.e. paris or tara or heidi or pamela), being a major feminist and pretty much anti-double standards that all of us encounter, i’ll be the first to say that the last thing america needs is a sexual icon that has no realistic qualities (fake titties, lipo, spray tans…i want to include bleached hair but hair color is more of an art, for personal modification, it’s sort of just a preference like red/brunette/purple/platinum)…but i’ve actually heard her speak about her life and she seems like quite a respectable and intelligent girl. her outward appearance isn’t the whole reason she has achieved so many of her goals…”blonde bimbos” are so indespensable, but she has moved on from being a playmate rather gracefully…her jobs are things she loves to do, she’s classy and honest about her decisions, and she succeeds at what she does. to me, thats far more credit than one could give to wacktresses/pop artists like hohan, xtina, simpleton, foxy, etccc! team holly xoxox

  20. I like to look at her. I’m glad these aren’t pics of Pam Anderson.

  21. Benjamin Franklin

    Well I am glad somebody get’s what we were trying to do hahaha.

  22. Benjamin Franklin

    Well I am glad somebody get’s what we were trying to do hahaha.

  23. Pat C.

    Actually the 2nd amendment as we know it has a typo.
    It was meant to read “the right to bare arms” , i.e. show some skin.

  24. Darth

    Either she’s Snow White or a German waitress.

  25. Rhialto

    South German,Tiroler waitress.I wonder if this one is capable to carry 8 large ones at the same time.

  26. hateyoufornoreason

    How sad and pathetic.

  27. Special Education Teacher

    @amanda- you are right, it is 70. I’m a preservice teacher, and don’t know how I got that wrong, thank you for correcting me. I shouldn’t be ignorant of facts when I’m asking people to consider technicalities of words.

  28. Looks like she’s finally found the one thing that she’s qualified for …… being an “Octoberfest girl”!

  29. ang

    Does it look like she had more work done on her face the past year? her eyes look different…idk.

  30. spicy

    ahaha shes gonna start putting on weight. face is lookin chubby.

    (not saying that shes fat! just that she is gonna see some hard times post-mansion!)

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