Here’s Holly Madison as the Official Keg Tapper at Hofbrauhaus in Vegas, and I honestly couldn’t think of better pics to post on a Sunday afternoon. This was everything our forefathers wanted when they formed this great nation: Blonde women with plastic tits pouring ale which, fun fact, was the original reasoning behind the 2nd amendment. Seriously, I don’t know how retarded you have to be to interpret “the right to bear arms” to mean keeping a fucking arsenal in your shed instead of drunkenly flexing your biceps in hopes of touching a boob. Back me up, Ben Franklin.
Photos: WENN
niko | October 11, 2009 at 2:43 pm
ridiculous.
http://peoplevents.blogspot.com/2009/10/bono-in-red.html
amanda | October 11, 2009 at 2:47 pm
what is she, like 2ft tall?
canadian goose | October 11, 2009 at 2:50 pm
lame pathetic sad life
===============D -- -- -- | October 11, 2009 at 3:10 pm
It would be fun to hit that kitty in her dress. Shoot DNA all over her, then kick her out and watch sports center. That’s about all she is good for
dfv | October 11, 2009 at 3:19 pm
yay the superficial is funny again
sharon H | October 11, 2009 at 3:37 pm
these bimbos that hang with Heff must not have an ounce of self-respect. OH, I forgot. Self respect assumes a working brain. Cheap all, shitty blonde dye job, fake boob bimbos. worthless.
sharon H | October 11, 2009 at 3:37 pm
these bimbos that hang with Heff must not have an ounce of self-respect. OH, I forgot. Self respect assumes a working brain. Cheap all, shitty blonde dye job, fake boob bimbos. worthless.
Enrique | October 11, 2009 at 3:47 pm
I’d love to hammer my spout into her keg.
Kick | October 11, 2009 at 3:58 pm
She’d go to the opening of an envelope. And is it just me or do her thighs look a tad stout these days?
Turd the third | October 11, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Yuk. Thunder thighs, look at the first picture,,, you think that she could stay in better shape considering she doesn’t do anything in life..
Boring picts, I would rather see her cramming a couple of beer bottles into some available holes,,, I know I wouldn’t use any for fear of getting the plague from this skank
KansasRefugee | October 11, 2009 at 5:23 pm
I agree with #5 (dfv), this was a really funny entry.
anon | October 11, 2009 at 5:49 pm
I like the pretzel in the background…
Christina | October 11, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Since when is there a Hofbrauhaus in Vegas? I’ve been to the one in Munich and it’s fucking awesome, but you probably can’t duplicate the awesomeness outside of Germany…
Mama Pinkus | October 11, 2009 at 7:03 pm
I hope that vapid gal never moans about not being taken seriously. Please.
Special Education Teacher | October 11, 2009 at 7:17 pm
To the author… It would improve the site if you stopped using the word “retarded” incorrectly. It is a scientific label for people who have IQs under 65, and is not appropriate as a synonym for silly, stupid, or ridiculous. When it is used as a substitute for an insult, the speaker insinuates that those who have MR are silly, stupid, or ridiculous because the words have been used interchangeably. Thanks for considering this point of view.
Come-Honor-Face | October 11, 2009 at 7:46 pm
wow, her 15min of fame expired long ago, and the aftermath is a clear and present danger to us all
anonymous | October 11, 2009 at 7:48 pm
@Christina: It’s been there for a few years now. It’s across the intersection from the Hard Rock Hotel so it’s a little “off-strip”. Never been there during one of their keg tappings or anything but the food’s good and the beer’s really good – an oasis of beery goodness in the desert of MillerCoors hegemony that dominates the strip.
Still don’t understand the barmaids & shot girls going around paddling dudes though.
amanda | October 11, 2009 at 8:02 pm
@ special ed teacher
i thought it was an iq under 70
Cash | October 11, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Silicone is glass, not plastic.
kaila | October 12, 2009 at 2:28 am
dude im no fan of your typical blonde slut. (i.e. paris or tara or heidi or pamela), being a major feminist and pretty much anti-double standards that all of us encounter, i’ll be the first to say that the last thing america needs is a sexual icon that has no realistic qualities (fake titties, lipo, spray tans…i want to include bleached hair but hair color is more of an art, for personal modification, it’s sort of just a preference like red/brunette/purple/platinum)…but i’ve actually heard her speak about her life and she seems like quite a respectable and intelligent girl. her outward appearance isn’t the whole reason she has achieved so many of her goals…”blonde bimbos” are so indespensable, but she has moved on from being a playmate rather gracefully…her jobs are things she loves to do, she’s classy and honest about her decisions, and she succeeds at what she does. to me, thats far more credit than one could give to wacktresses/pop artists like hohan, xtina, simpleton, foxy, etccc! team holly xoxox
Narcissist | October 12, 2009 at 6:55 am
I like to look at her. I’m glad these aren’t pics of Pam Anderson.
Benjamin Franklin | October 12, 2009 at 10:23 am
Well I am glad somebody get’s what we were trying to do hahaha.
Benjamin Franklin | October 12, 2009 at 10:23 am
Well I am glad somebody get’s what we were trying to do hahaha.
Pat C. | October 12, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Actually the 2nd amendment as we know it has a typo.
It was meant to read “the right to bare arms” , i.e. show some skin.
Darth | October 12, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Either she’s Snow White or a German waitress.
Rhialto | October 12, 2009 at 2:36 pm
South German,Tiroler waitress.I wonder if this one is capable to carry 8 large ones at the same time.
hateyoufornoreason | October 12, 2009 at 10:46 pm
How sad and pathetic.
Special Education Teacher | October 12, 2009 at 11:19 pm
@amanda- you are right, it is 70. I’m a preservice teacher, and don’t know how I got that wrong, thank you for correcting me. I shouldn’t be ignorant of facts when I’m asking people to consider technicalities of words.
phoboss | October 13, 2009 at 2:00 am
Holly Madison Sex Scandal Video
http://scandalvids.net/video.php?vid=Holly_Madison_Sex_Scandal
jeux d enfant | October 13, 2009 at 3:49 am
Looks like she’s finally found the one thing that she’s qualified for …… being an “Octoberfest girl”!
ang | October 14, 2009 at 4:29 am
Does it look like she had more work done on her face the past year? her eyes look different…idk.
spicy | October 14, 2009 at 10:59 pm
ahaha shes gonna start putting on weight. face is lookin chubby.
(not saying that shes fat! just that she is gonna see some hard times post-mansion!)
ugg boots | January 8, 2010 at 9:33 pm
good