Holly Madison confirmed to TMZ yesterday that the rumors are true: she’s no longer dating Hugh Hefner. A cameraman asked if she could get him into the Halloween party at Playboy Mansion to which Holly responded:
“I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren’t together.”
And there you have it: Holly Madison has officially set an age limit on her Johns. But, unfortunately, not an asshat limit. (See: Criss Angel.)
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Ross | October 7, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Salads!
bellsnyc | October 7, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Hef’s got on foot on a bananna peel!!
Ted from LA | October 7, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I repeat, she looks like a Barbie Doll who got stuck in the plastic tits portion of the conveyor belt too long.
bellsnyc | October 7, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Hef’s got on e foot on a bananna peel!!
Bells | October 7, 2008 at 1:43 pm
one*
Bells | October 7, 2008 at 1:44 pm
one*
Bells | October 7, 2008 at 1:45 pm
woops….lol!
Sell Porn Make Money | October 7, 2008 at 1:46 pm
yep…. now she is just another dumb blonde again.
Douche | October 7, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Because dating grandfatherly men in bathrobes is way too normal… Couldn’t she have stepped her way down the age bracket and started off with Bob Saget?
Oh Please | October 7, 2008 at 1:53 pm
But she looooooves Hef for him, right? Didn’t she profess that how many times in interviews? You mean, that was a lie?!?! Oh, Holly… too bad you couldn’t fool everyone with that. Wonder how much cash this dumb gold digging bitch walked away with. No matter – her and the other two talentless brainless whores give an entirely new meaning to “sloppy seconds.”
Hey Holly… my 90 year old grandfather’s single.. want to hook up? Or is he too young for you?
Jumpin_J | October 7, 2008 at 1:55 pm
That sound you heard was Holly’s gravy train slamming on the breaks. Holly, I think you hear me knocking and and I’m bringing my Colt45 malts with me. Oh hell yeah!
Mike Litoris | October 7, 2008 at 1:58 pm
I’d be surprised if she ever touched those wrinkly balls in leather rucksack
Hugh Hefner | October 7, 2008 at 1:58 pm
You’re gonna miss my big, white, wrinkly body on you with my loose skin and old balls.
Angel’s a fuckin douche.
supersex | October 7, 2008 at 1:58 pm
the smartest thing on that bitch is her watch
Bubba | October 7, 2008 at 1:59 pm
@10 – Why would she get any cash? She was just a girlfriend, she was not married to him and not entitled to any money. If anything, she will lose money now that she is not in the public spotlight and in demand by anyone. She got her 15+ minutes of fame and will now disappear into obscurity…
steve | October 7, 2008 at 2:09 pm
She didn’t set an age limit on her johns. Playboy is going broke. Like all bitches, she’s trying to set a limit for how wealthy a guy has to be for her to pretend to be into him.
Run n Gun | October 7, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Ah, Hi Holly!
What every woman should strive to be, a piece of arm candy with 3 holes to accept a dick at anytime. And they should come with a remote control with a giant “Mute” button on it whenever they start talking.
bakinmycake | October 7, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Pauly Shore will have that sooon after that Peter North will introduce her to the world of adult cinema.
Needledick The Bug Fucker | October 7, 2008 at 2:33 pm
this gold-diggin whore must have found someone younger with enough money for her upkeep – she’s way to high-maintenence. I can’t even decipher where the woman ends and the plastic begins …. she looks totally plastic
Rough Daddy | October 7, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Great girl if you can get em,,,her motto is “No hole barred”!
Miss Colombia | October 7, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Stop hating, maybe she’s had a lot of work done, but at least she’s beautiful, way more beautiful than the other 2! She worked it and now she’s moving on. Y’all just wish you could do the same.
Cindy | October 7, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I hope she gets a TON of his money. She totally deserves it. The old man smell is bad enough, but he’s such a perv that I bet he made her put his shriveled varicose-veined urine-stinking gherkin in her mouth until he smiled in triumph as a couple of drops of 9:1 pee:semen came out. She deserves so much money. I hope she has a great lawyer.
Jackson | October 7, 2008 at 3:11 pm
She has the same gap between her breast implants like that lying no talent bitch Kim Kardaskank.
chris | October 7, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Cindy…. you probably a dumba ss blond as well.
Friggen idiot. She was a girlfriend not a wife.
Nice try lesbo.
girlfriends get kicked to the curb. I hope he dropped a load on he chest first. She got what she deserved.
NADA
longcock | October 7, 2008 at 3:23 pm
cool now she can fade into obscurity, go away vapid women go do play…oh wait. nvm just go away
james. | October 7, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Funnny thing is…every guy in here that said she was arm candy, ugly, barbie, would gladly trade in there fat, homewrecking piece of nothing wife, for 5 mins with her in bed. You can lie and say you wouldnt, but you would. So go ahead and be jealous. Holly is gorgeous. And Hef is the king. Reason he got rid of her. He found better. Ive seen his new chick god damn.
Cindy | October 7, 2008 at 3:33 pm
#24 – who said anything about being a wife? All she has to do is threaten to do a tell-all book that reveals how disgusting Hefner has become and how all the Playboy employees laugh at him. Then the remaining pimpled masturbators (for example: you) who worship Playboy will cry, this time because their idol has been shamed and not because Mom won’t tell what the TV lockout code is for the movie channels (oh well, back to the fitness channels and desperate hopes for a riding-up leotard). One way or the other, she’ll get paid, and she deserves every cent.
Do you need a tissue to dry your tears? Oh, I see you have plenty…but why are they all stuck together?
Harry | October 7, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I hear she’s moving onto John McCain.
Rough Daddy | October 7, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Cant they arrest her and the others of elderly neglect & mental anguish?
Chip | October 7, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Holly was paid for her services as a whore and will not get additionally money from Hef.
mamadough | October 7, 2008 at 4:30 pm
i hate stupid pieces of uneducated shit that can’t tell the difference between there, their, and they’re. see #26.
HorribleJudgment | October 7, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Hef’s got one foot in his coffin. He’s losing his money. And now his women are abandoning him. It was bad enough that they had to vomit every time they were forced to look at his raisiny ass and face. Now he’s going to die alone.
The sad thing about Hef is that he truly believes that he is envied by people, when the true fact is that he laughed at. He is a joke. A pervy old infirm who can barely walk, who limps around in a tattered old red robe with cellulite ridden blonde whores at his side, holding back their nausea at having to touch his papery flesh. The one thing he had going for him was his money, and now that’s eking away. Now all the blond whores will leave. Poor Hugh…
jason | October 7, 2008 at 4:42 pm
TCB???? Taking care of Business?? Any idea anyone?
Ted from LA | October 7, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Bachman Turner Overdrive.
PunkA | October 7, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Final proof that all the viagra in the world can’t get Hef’s unit up anymore, since it has turned to dust, just like the value of Playboy stock and his portfolio. How long will it be before he sells of the mansion to pay off his debts?
And #26, Hef has no new chick. Dude is too broke to be anyone’s Sugar Daddy. And too limp to be their grandpa lover. His gig is up.
Thighhighs | October 7, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Can’t anyone just admit that maybe the two are no longer together because Holly wanted to get married and Hugh didn’t? Despite the age difference (who cares) maybe that was the downfall. People break up.
hmmmm | October 7, 2008 at 5:59 pm
#32
oh please, there isn’t a man alive who doesn’t wish he could be 80 and banging 20 something whores, regardless of how much it costs. why do you think men crave money anyway? it’s a pussy magnet. if women only wanted potatoes, every man alive would be trying to be a farmer.
lame | October 7, 2008 at 6:10 pm
what’s up with this site today?
packinwood | October 7, 2008 at 6:23 pm
I guess she’ll be working at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada next.
PostmortemG | October 7, 2008 at 6:24 pm
#22 & #32 – damn, you two are funny. =D
Ryan | October 7, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Now that she isnt on this tv show, why would anyone possibly care that she exists?
RaraAvis | October 7, 2008 at 10:18 pm
She’s no longer “dating” Hugh Hefner? Don’t you mean she’s no longer “f*cking” Hugh Hefner? I don’t think what they did qualifies as dating.
BM | October 7, 2008 at 11:23 pm
#37- Just because you want to do that in your 80s does not mean all guys would. An 80 year old having “sex” is not really sex.. esp. when it’s a fake viagra erection. And unlike you, some of us here would still like to retain our reputation even at 80, and have a happy life where we are loved as a person and not for our money.
hi | October 8, 2008 at 1:12 am
so sad :( :(
love you hollyy
wtf | October 8, 2008 at 2:58 am
A reporter should ask her what it’s like to suck on an 82 year old cock
haggardtrish | October 8, 2008 at 5:01 am
Cindy –
One of Hef’s other ex girlfriends, Izabella St. James, already wrote a “tell all” book about Hef and the mansion and the girlfriends. Basically no one cared what she had to say, and she faded into obscurity, except now shes not even welcome at the mansion like Hef’s other ex’s are…
There isnt anything Holly could say that people dont already know/assume.
Cindy is Fucking Funny | October 8, 2008 at 9:27 am
That’s all I gotta say.
I wont be fake and say I sprayed coffee all over my keyboard, or lmao or anything lame and retarded like Sarah Palin’s chromosomally challenged defect.
Holly Lover | October 8, 2008 at 10:02 am
I don’t care what anyone says….I LOVE HOLLY. I also loved them as a couple, just because other people don’t understand it, it doesn’t make it wrong.
gerard Vandenberg | October 8, 2008 at 11:17 am
…………………………JUST GOOD FRIENDS?
LULU | October 8, 2008 at 3:18 pm
GOOD FOR U HOLLY
I NOW HAVE GAINED RESPECT FOR U GIRL