Holly Madison: Bikini Enthusiast

May 15th, 2009 // 119 Comments

Here’s Holly Madison hosting two bikini-centric festivities in Vegas yesterday: The World’s Largest Pool Party and The World’s Largest Bikini Parade which literally broke a Guinness World Record. I’m no Constitutional scholar, but doesn’t that mean she’s the president now? I’m pretty sure that’s how that works. So, who wants to tell Obama? NOT IT!

Photos: Mavrix, WENN
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  1. How does this chick remain relevant? She looks like she’s 40

    http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com

  2. Those legs could crack coconuts! Or my nuts…

  3. Zanna

    Wow. She has an awesome ass.

  4. Zanna

    @2 – which nuts, Rich? C’mon………say it…….say it!

  5. Verez

    Love the pig tails. Grab them and go for a ride.

  6. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Shes cute
    and I have ABSOLUTELY no idea who the Hell she is

    I thought this was a “CELEBRITY Gossip Site”!

  7. gotmilk?

    i’m wondering when her hair is going to finally fall out from bleaching it for all these years. when will chicks realize that doesn’t look good!

  8. pic #4 im imagining the elasticity and storage capacity in that heiny must be unreal! im getting weak in the knees as i type….

  9. Krassy McKrass

    One in the pink and one in the stink.

  10. #4 – (ahem) DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ!!!!!

  11. Farles Chew

    Now there’s the perfect girl for a morning pee.

  12. Shes smart! she chose 2 dogs to stand next too…

  13. i would bang that ass until i passed out. and then go right back for more once i regained consciousness.

  14. Wanda

    #1

    It does not matter how old one is to be relevant. The point is that she got famous for banging a very old man in his 80s yikes!

    She might just want to do charity to stay in the public eye.

  15. AJ

    Holly Madison: Bikini Enthusiast and big hard implants and an ugly gap where her cleavage should be.

  16. You should see the picture of Kim Kardaskank on tmz.com. She is not wearing a butt girdle and you can see her saggy ass with a lot of cellulite on her ugly loose ass and on her thighs. She is wearing spandex work out pants. It is gross looking!

    http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/15/its-kim-kardashians/

  17. I wouldn’t do her with Rich’s dick. Bleeechhhh………….fake tits suck!

  18. You should see the picture of Kim Kardaskank on tmz.com. She is not wearing a butt girdle and you can see her saggy ass with a lot of cellulite on her ugly loose ass and on her thighs. She is wearing spandex work out pants. It is gross looking!

    http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/15/its-kim-kardashians/

  19. Scratch that. I wouldn’t do her with pOnk’s dick. And I would happily throw hi Barney Rubble looking ass in front of a bus.

  20. RC & Moonpie

    Like the pooper!

  21. Deacon Jones

    Ahh, I miss my ex. Her body was just like that, except olive toned, shorter, and she was Philipino

    Now she’s a stripper at the Velvet Rhino in Vegas.

    THE HUMANNNIITYYYY !!!

  22. she is very good looking. I wonder how she would look with darker hair tho…sexy!

  23. barroom hero

    she looks like trailor trash…

  24. big teeth

    Fake tits.. fake hair.. fake face.. fake teeth.. this chick’s brain is so warped she’s going to commit suicide when she gets three wrinkles..

  25. Vince Lombardi

    Holly, Dawn Wells called. She’d like you to stay out of her Gilligan’s Island memorabilia.

  26. Anna

    I thought Holly was busted, then I saw the 2 Vegas showgirls next to her in picture #12. Good lord!

  27. Dan Montana

    Don t you love a chick pulling her shorts out of her crack..I would do her on a 3 days week-end

  28. cletus

    who is she . …wernt she on HEE HAW cuple yers back?

  29. cletus

    who is she . …wernt she on HEE HAW cuple yers back?

  30. Typical Broad

    ewww….she’s like, totally disgustINNNG….

    Why can’t men appreciate women for their nonstop complaining/nagging?

    Why do we need great bodies and huge fake tits to be tolerable?

  31. Venom

    Homina homina, that is a bad bitch.

  32. Julie Ann

    At least she’s still getting work? I loved her and Heff together…the twins he has as his girls now are just disgusting…

  33. daisy

    She is so sexy, and I saw her profile on
    ____T a l l h u b . c o m_____,she is welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models there. I also met many sexy tall singles and models on it.

  34. Hefe

    Not usually into the plastic, fake as hell looking celebutard bims roaming the streets of L.A., but something about this chick just does it for me.

  35. Zanna

    @11- YESSSSSSS!

    GUYYYYYYYYYY!!!1

  36. live and let live

    She’s so cute….I’m so sad her and Hef are over, but I’m not giving up hope that they’ll reconcile. :0(

  37. dirk

    I’d do bad things to her pottie hole.

  38. Esol Esek

    That is not a great ass, that’s an old ass. Her face looks ok, but the woman is a bitch, so getting it would come with a hefty price. Those knockers are gross. She’s alright if you’re an old dude, and then, like I siad, the price is too high. This chick is gonna have kids in a month. Shes done now already.

  39. Esol Esek is a pedophile

    Look at her in that last picture…that’s a damn fine ass. If it’s an old ass to you it’s because your a fucking pedophile.

  40. PunkA

    Life since Hef has been rather pathetic, I;d say. With Criss Angel, then rumored to be with Russell Brand. And now stumping for lame bikini parties in Vegas. Seriously, I understand the need to get paid for doing nothing other than showing up, but it is rather pathetic. She is almost over.

  41. Parker

    some of you people are so superficial. hahaha.

    Who cares what her ass looks like on the outside? Inside, it’s hot and tight. That’s what really counts.

  42. Le-ann

    What a difference makeup makes. She looks cute.

  43. Yo

    Churin churin fun flay

  44. That has got to be the most unflattering swimsuit on her. Yikes!

  45. It’s chicks like this that make me determined to raise the $12,000 I need to have a night of sin and escorts.

    Watchout world, Phil’s back on the prowl! Even though, to be honest, there’s not much to watch out for.

  46. Dan Montana

    no seriously I ll do any bitch that get ole’Hef mr juicy going…shit the thing must be dry by now

  47. kitty_kat

    She looks good. But that bikini top is really unflattering.

  48. Americanwhitetrash

    37 are you a retard?

  49. Larry Jones

    She looks like Gwen Stefani except with tits. Yummmmm.

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