Holly Madison: Bikini Enthusiast

May 15th, 2009 // 119 Comments

Here’s Holly Madison hosting two bikini-centric festivities in Vegas yesterday: The World’s Largest Pool Party and The World’s Largest Bikini Parade which literally broke a Guinness World Record. I’m no Constitutional scholar, but doesn’t that mean she’s the president now? I’m pretty sure that’s how that works. So, who wants to tell Obama? NOT IT!

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Comments (119)

  1. Nightbringer | May 15, 2009 at 11:56 am

    How does this chick remain relevant? She looks like she’s 40

    http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com

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  2. RichPort's Ghost | May 15, 2009 at 11:58 am

    Those legs could crack coconuts! Or my nuts…

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  3. Zanna | May 15, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    Wow. She has an awesome ass.

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  4. Zanna | May 15, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    @2 – which nuts, Rich? C’mon………say it…….say it!

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  5. Verez | May 15, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    Love the pig tails. Grab them and go for a ride.

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  6. mamamiasweetpeaches | May 15, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    Shes cute
    and I have ABSOLUTELY no idea who the Hell she is

    I thought this was a “CELEBRITY Gossip Site”!

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  7. gotmilk? | May 15, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    i’m wondering when her hair is going to finally fall out from bleaching it for all these years. when will chicks realize that doesn’t look good!

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  8. ROUGH--likes em natural | May 15, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    pic #4 im imagining the elasticity and storage capacity in that heiny must be unreal! im getting weak in the knees as i type….

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  9. Krassy McKrass | May 15, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    One in the pink and one in the stink.

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  10. Juorut | May 15, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    Tissit!

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  11. RichPort's Ghost | May 15, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    #4 – (ahem) DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ!!!!!

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  12. Farles Chew | May 15, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    Now there’s the perfect girl for a morning pee.

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  13. ROUGH--likes em natural | May 15, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    Shes smart! she chose 2 dogs to stand next too…

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  14. Learn How I Make $50 Profit everyday | May 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    i would bang that ass until i passed out. and then go right back for more once i regained consciousness.

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  15. Wanda | May 15, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    #1

    It does not matter how old one is to be relevant. The point is that she got famous for banging a very old man in his 80s yikes!

    She might just want to do charity to stay in the public eye.

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  16. AJ | May 15, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    Holly Madison: Bikini Enthusiast and big hard implants and an ugly gap where her cleavage should be.

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  17. Jackson | May 15, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    You should see the picture of Kim Kardaskank on tmz.com. She is not wearing a butt girdle and you can see her saggy ass with a lot of cellulite on her ugly loose ass and on her thighs. She is wearing spandex work out pants. It is gross looking!

    http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/15/its-kim-kardashians/

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  18. GuyHolly | May 15, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    I wouldn’t do her with Rich’s dick. Bleeechhhh………….fake tits suck!

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  19. Jackson | May 15, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    You should see the picture of Kim Kardaskank on tmz.com. She is not wearing a butt girdle and you can see her saggy ass with a lot of cellulite on her ugly loose ass and on her thighs. She is wearing spandex work out pants. It is gross looking!

    http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/15/its-kim-kardashians/

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  20. GuyHolly | May 15, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    Scratch that. I wouldn’t do her with pOnk’s dick. And I would happily throw hi Barney Rubble looking ass in front of a bus.

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  21. RC & Moonpie | May 15, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Like the pooper!

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  22. Deacon Jones | May 15, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    Ahh, I miss my ex. Her body was just like that, except olive toned, shorter, and she was Philipino

    Now she’s a stripper at the Velvet Rhino in Vegas.

    THE HUMANNNIITYYYY !!!

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  23. Crazy Oldie | May 15, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    she is very good looking. I wonder how she would look with darker hair tho…sexy!

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  24. barroom hero | May 15, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    she looks like trailor trash…

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  25. big teeth | May 15, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Fake tits.. fake hair.. fake face.. fake teeth.. this chick’s brain is so warped she’s going to commit suicide when she gets three wrinkles..

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  26. Vince Lombardi | May 15, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Holly, Dawn Wells called. She’d like you to stay out of her Gilligan’s Island memorabilia.

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  27. Anna | May 15, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    I thought Holly was busted, then I saw the 2 Vegas showgirls next to her in picture #12. Good lord!

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  28. Dan Montana | May 15, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Don t you love a chick pulling her shorts out of her crack..I would do her on a 3 days week-end

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  29. cletus | May 15, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    who is she . …wernt she on HEE HAW cuple yers back?

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  30. cletus | May 15, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    who is she . …wernt she on HEE HAW cuple yers back?

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  31. Typical Broad | May 15, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    ewww….she’s like, totally disgustINNNG….

    Why can’t men appreciate women for their nonstop complaining/nagging?

    Why do we need great bodies and huge fake tits to be tolerable?

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  32. Venom | May 15, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Homina homina, that is a bad bitch.

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  33. Julie Ann | May 15, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    At least she’s still getting work? I loved her and Heff together…the twins he has as his girls now are just disgusting…

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  34. daisy | May 15, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    She is so sexy, and I saw her profile on
    ____T a l l h u b . c o m_____,she is welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models there. I also met many sexy tall singles and models on it.

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  35. Hefe | May 15, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    Not usually into the plastic, fake as hell looking celebutard bims roaming the streets of L.A., but something about this chick just does it for me.

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  36. Zanna | May 15, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    @11- YESSSSSSS!

    GUYYYYYYYYYY!!!1

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  37. live and let live | May 15, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    She’s so cute….I’m so sad her and Hef are over, but I’m not giving up hope that they’ll reconcile. :0(

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  38. dirk | May 15, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    I’d do bad things to her pottie hole.

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  39. Esol Esek | May 15, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    That is not a great ass, that’s an old ass. Her face looks ok, but the woman is a bitch, so getting it would come with a hefty price. Those knockers are gross. She’s alright if you’re an old dude, and then, like I siad, the price is too high. This chick is gonna have kids in a month. Shes done now already.

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  40. Esol Esek is a pedophile | May 15, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Look at her in that last picture…that’s a damn fine ass. If it’s an old ass to you it’s because your a fucking pedophile.

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  41. PunkA | May 15, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Life since Hef has been rather pathetic, I;d say. With Criss Angel, then rumored to be with Russell Brand. And now stumping for lame bikini parties in Vegas. Seriously, I understand the need to get paid for doing nothing other than showing up, but it is rather pathetic. She is almost over.

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  42. Parker | May 15, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    some of you people are so superficial. hahaha.

    Who cares what her ass looks like on the outside? Inside, it’s hot and tight. That’s what really counts.

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  43. Le-ann | May 15, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    What a difference makeup makes. She looks cute.

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  44. Yo | May 15, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Churin churin fun flay

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  45. Famous Plastic | May 15, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    That has got to be the most unflattering swimsuit on her. Yikes!

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  46. Phil | May 15, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    It’s chicks like this that make me determined to raise the $12,000 I need to have a night of sin and escorts.

    Watchout world, Phil’s back on the prowl! Even though, to be honest, there’s not much to watch out for.

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  47. Dan Montana | May 15, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    no seriously I ll do any bitch that get ole’Hef mr juicy going…shit the thing must be dry by now

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  48. kitty_kat | May 15, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    She looks good. But that bikini top is really unflattering.

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  49. Americanwhitetrash | May 15, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    37 are you a retard?

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  50. Larry Jones | May 15, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    She looks like Gwen Stefani except with tits. Yummmmm.

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