Here’s Holly Madison hosting two bikini-centric festivities in Vegas yesterday: The World’s Largest Pool Party and The World’s Largest Bikini Parade which literally broke a Guinness World Record. I’m no Constitutional scholar, but doesn’t that mean she’s the president now? I’m pretty sure that’s how that works. So, who wants to tell Obama? NOT IT!
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Nightbringer | May 15, 2009 at 11:56 am
How does this chick remain relevant? She looks like she’s 40
http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com
RichPort's Ghost | May 15, 2009 at 11:58 am
Those legs could crack coconuts! Or my nuts…
Zanna | May 15, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Wow. She has an awesome ass.
Zanna | May 15, 2009 at 12:08 pm
@2 – which nuts, Rich? C’mon………say it…….say it!
Verez | May 15, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Love the pig tails. Grab them and go for a ride.
mamamiasweetpeaches | May 15, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Shes cute
and I have ABSOLUTELY no idea who the Hell she is
I thought this was a “CELEBRITY Gossip Site”!
gotmilk? | May 15, 2009 at 12:21 pm
i’m wondering when her hair is going to finally fall out from bleaching it for all these years. when will chicks realize that doesn’t look good!
ROUGH--likes em natural | May 15, 2009 at 12:22 pm
pic #4 im imagining the elasticity and storage capacity in that heiny must be unreal! im getting weak in the knees as i type….
Krassy McKrass | May 15, 2009 at 12:23 pm
One in the pink and one in the stink.
Juorut | May 15, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Tissit!
RichPort's Ghost | May 15, 2009 at 12:28 pm
#4 – (ahem) DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ!!!!!
Farles Chew | May 15, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Now there’s the perfect girl for a morning pee.
ROUGH--likes em natural | May 15, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Shes smart! she chose 2 dogs to stand next too…
Learn How I Make $50 Profit everyday | May 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm
i would bang that ass until i passed out. and then go right back for more once i regained consciousness.
Wanda | May 15, 2009 at 12:34 pm
#1
It does not matter how old one is to be relevant. The point is that she got famous for banging a very old man in his 80s yikes!
She might just want to do charity to stay in the public eye.
AJ | May 15, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Holly Madison: Bikini Enthusiast and big hard implants and an ugly gap where her cleavage should be.
Jackson | May 15, 2009 at 12:41 pm
You should see the picture of Kim Kardaskank on tmz.com. She is not wearing a butt girdle and you can see her saggy ass with a lot of cellulite on her ugly loose ass and on her thighs. She is wearing spandex work out pants. It is gross looking!
http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/15/its-kim-kardashians/
GuyHolly | May 15, 2009 at 12:42 pm
I wouldn’t do her with Rich’s dick. Bleeechhhh………….fake tits suck!
Jackson | May 15, 2009 at 12:42 pm
You should see the picture of Kim Kardaskank on tmz.com. She is not wearing a butt girdle and you can see her saggy ass with a lot of cellulite on her ugly loose ass and on her thighs. She is wearing spandex work out pants. It is gross looking!
http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/15/its-kim-kardashians/
GuyHolly | May 15, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Scratch that. I wouldn’t do her with pOnk’s dick. And I would happily throw hi Barney Rubble looking ass in front of a bus.
RC & Moonpie | May 15, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Like the pooper!
Deacon Jones | May 15, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Ahh, I miss my ex. Her body was just like that, except olive toned, shorter, and she was Philipino
Now she’s a stripper at the Velvet Rhino in Vegas.
THE HUMANNNIITYYYY !!!
Crazy Oldie | May 15, 2009 at 1:14 pm
she is very good looking. I wonder how she would look with darker hair tho…sexy!
barroom hero | May 15, 2009 at 1:15 pm
she looks like trailor trash…
big teeth | May 15, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Fake tits.. fake hair.. fake face.. fake teeth.. this chick’s brain is so warped she’s going to commit suicide when she gets three wrinkles..
Vince Lombardi | May 15, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Holly, Dawn Wells called. She’d like you to stay out of her Gilligan’s Island memorabilia.
Anna | May 15, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I thought Holly was busted, then I saw the 2 Vegas showgirls next to her in picture #12. Good lord!
Dan Montana | May 15, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Don t you love a chick pulling her shorts out of her crack..I would do her on a 3 days week-end
cletus | May 15, 2009 at 1:39 pm
who is she . …wernt she on HEE HAW cuple yers back?
cletus | May 15, 2009 at 1:41 pm
who is she . …wernt she on HEE HAW cuple yers back?
Typical Broad | May 15, 2009 at 2:03 pm
ewww….she’s like, totally disgustINNNG….
Why can’t men appreciate women for their nonstop complaining/nagging?
Why do we need great bodies and huge fake tits to be tolerable?
Venom | May 15, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Homina homina, that is a bad bitch.
Julie Ann | May 15, 2009 at 2:27 pm
At least she’s still getting work? I loved her and Heff together…the twins he has as his girls now are just disgusting…
daisy | May 15, 2009 at 2:47 pm
She is so sexy, and I saw her profile on
____T a l l h u b . c o m_____,she is welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models there. I also met many sexy tall singles and models on it.
Hefe | May 15, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Not usually into the plastic, fake as hell looking celebutard bims roaming the streets of L.A., but something about this chick just does it for me.
Zanna | May 15, 2009 at 3:16 pm
@11- YESSSSSSS!
GUYYYYYYYYYY!!!1
live and let live | May 15, 2009 at 3:35 pm
She’s so cute….I’m so sad her and Hef are over, but I’m not giving up hope that they’ll reconcile. :0(
dirk | May 15, 2009 at 3:49 pm
I’d do bad things to her pottie hole.
Esol Esek | May 15, 2009 at 3:56 pm
That is not a great ass, that’s an old ass. Her face looks ok, but the woman is a bitch, so getting it would come with a hefty price. Those knockers are gross. She’s alright if you’re an old dude, and then, like I siad, the price is too high. This chick is gonna have kids in a month. Shes done now already.
Esol Esek is a pedophile | May 15, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Look at her in that last picture…that’s a damn fine ass. If it’s an old ass to you it’s because your a fucking pedophile.
PunkA | May 15, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Life since Hef has been rather pathetic, I;d say. With Criss Angel, then rumored to be with Russell Brand. And now stumping for lame bikini parties in Vegas. Seriously, I understand the need to get paid for doing nothing other than showing up, but it is rather pathetic. She is almost over.
Parker | May 15, 2009 at 4:28 pm
some of you people are so superficial. hahaha.
Who cares what her ass looks like on the outside? Inside, it’s hot and tight. That’s what really counts.
Le-ann | May 15, 2009 at 4:30 pm
What a difference makeup makes. She looks cute.
Yo | May 15, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Churin churin fun flay
Famous Plastic | May 15, 2009 at 4:47 pm
That has got to be the most unflattering swimsuit on her. Yikes!
Phil | May 15, 2009 at 5:44 pm
It’s chicks like this that make me determined to raise the $12,000 I need to have a night of sin and escorts.
Watchout world, Phil’s back on the prowl! Even though, to be honest, there’s not much to watch out for.
Dan Montana | May 15, 2009 at 5:56 pm
no seriously I ll do any bitch that get ole’Hef mr juicy going…shit the thing must be dry by now
kitty_kat | May 15, 2009 at 5:58 pm
She looks good. But that bikini top is really unflattering.
Americanwhitetrash | May 15, 2009 at 5:59 pm
37 are you a retard?
Larry Jones | May 15, 2009 at 6:02 pm
She looks like Gwen Stefani except with tits. Yummmmm.