Playmates and Girls Next Door stars Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosted the National Lampoon’s Great American Run this weekend and I have no clue what the hell that is – but here’s my wallet. Gimme the David Spade special; hold the baby.
NOTE: Also added pics of Playmate Heather Rene Smith. Mostly because I like her outfit. I can’t really paint a picture in my mind why I like it so much, but I’m sure I can figure out the bare essentials of its allure she’s totally naked.
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I don’t care if it was lead based paint. I would love to lick the last girl clean.
Painted Bunny = NO ASS??
If you rename’d this site theholly and it’d still describe the content.
I just wanted to point out that Holly and Bridget have never been Playmates. A Playmate is a specific type of Playboy model, one who has had her own centerfold. That doesn’t apply to either Holly or Bridget. C’mon, guys, I depend on you for journalistic integrity and rigor. Do better next time. :)
I feared I would see a moose knuckle.
Mmm… Im 100% sure Bridget had a lipo… it’s ok, she looks great and also I think she is such a sweetheart
#39
Chicks like this prove the importance of a good college education so one can have a reliable career and not have to depend on men, especially 80 year old men!
I disagree with the whole meh I wrote a small article about this whole issue and if anyone disagrees please read my article and then discuss here
Holy crap what’s with the HUGE gap between Smith’s boobs??! Obviously some doctor did not do a good job…..REFUND!!
bridget has got so thin!!!
Holly Madison… God DAMN I would snorkel through your canal.
I bet Kendra has tried numerous times to eat that too, and H-Mad allowed it.
57. Teach, supposedly Bridget has college and some other post-grad degrees, Holly has some college, Psychology I think, and Kendra gives massages because she’s an idiot, even that Something Underwood playmate has college, “proving” that a good education only gets you where you want to go, in this case, to a house full of hot, hedonistic, superficial, morons.
Holly looks like she has a get up, Bridget looks like she turned up in her regular ill fitting undies. Famous for screwing an 80 year old, stick that in your resume and tell your grandkids.
I confess Father! I have a “foot-fetish” and would absolutely love to spray my ball cream all over Holly and Bridget’s gorgeous feet! Please forgive me Father!
Holly is perfect
But the other woman looks stupid in pink fluffy underwear; it is not elegant enough for her age – and she is too skinny, makes her head look big
And the painted bunny is simply disgusting; does she FART to start the car race ???
Can I walk around and promote stuff in my underwear?
Breast implants removed?
Bridget might’ve got her breast implants removed and that would make her look less heavy. Her stomach looks a little smaller.
The proportion of boobs to waist changed a lot though
Me encanta HOLLY, la veo en cable, y la hallo inteligente, pues le gusta revisar las fotos..y es incansable cuando tiene que posar.
These bitches need a shovel and a trip out to the desert cause they some big time GOLDDIGGERS!
bridget looks more like a bobble head now that she’s lost weight.
kendra is so fucking annoying. i didn’t think anyone could possibly be that dumb but she manages.
LULZ @ Blunt Wrap ads on the wall behind the playmates…
Those things are legendary :P
All girls should wear painted-on clothes….It should be a law or something.
Wow Bridget lost quite a bit of weight and toned up she looks very nice
Nosss que gostosas!!
eu com essas duas, nem sei o q seria de mim! rsrsrs
full frontal painted babe
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You have to give it to Hef. He has made a fortune and has women all around him all the time. What guy wouldn’t like that even for a day. On the other hand, the girlfriend thing is gross. I can’t imagine Kendra actually having sex with Hef, I think it’s publicity. Holly is fucked up in the head and is in love with everything Hef provides for her insecure soul and Bridget I don’t even know. Lifelong student so she can pretend to be doing something with her life when she seems dumb as a rock. The Playmates, it’s a luck of the draw. There are so many beautiful women out there and in my opinion most of the playmates are not attractive, I have seen them in person and they want so badley to be famous. Most of them are uneducated and think they are celebrities, LOL, for what posing nude. Read comments or watch videos or Christine Smith Dec, 05 and that’s how she introduces herself, Hi I’m christine smith Miss Dec. 05. It’s like that is all she is and without it she would be back in Utah at the strip club living in the trailer park that she lived in with her husband for years. True story. Sad but true and there are alot of others playmates that have similiar pasts. Tiffany Fallon is one of the only ones that actually has a brain, education and beauty. Rare find these days with the “centerfolds”
The painted girl would be hot if her face wasn’t so damn ugly